Show fl he Kanlel Paue hursdaprilll CEU's housing office: a mother away from home the library and the main building Ryan Frazier artsentertainment co-edit- or Everyone knows BYU has an extremely strict housing code yet CEU has to be flat something (the debate results aren’t in yet) The CEU housing department plans to go where no public school has gone before To stay on top of the competition the housing department has decided to reduce visiting hours next year from 11 pjn on school nights to 10 pjn and from 1 ajn to midnight on Friday and Saturday This is a perfect idea to combat the sex problem within the dorms with almost every girl either sexually active or pregnant on this cam- pus especially those dam MMoIly Mormons" with the New Era Mor- monads directly above their beds That extra hour every night will pro- vent them from going at it earlier on n It's a fact that after 10 pm all college students go through a great change and turn into sex crazed maniacs with nothing else on their minds especially not an unadulterated thought to studying Oh heavens no! Obviously any student who is going to study will do it in the quiet surroundings of the library which closes at 10 pjn on weekdays not the dorms If some demented student actually plans to study after 10 then they can just study outside in the cold After all it was their fault for procrastinating It is also a super idea to prevent members of the same sex from visiting their friends dorm rooms those perverts This should curb the homosexuality problem at CEU for sure This idea is just about as nifty as that empty fountain in the center of the fountain plaza between well-know- For these reasons students have not earned the respect of the hous- ing department they cannot be trusted Strict housing rules will have to be installed to prevent all those little brats that think they are adults from making any sort of choice and from acting like an adult in any decision way They are not old enough to make any sort of adult-lik- e It’s high time that someone finally recognized the fact that those between 18 and 21 are not adults no matter what the law says rebel in any way then the housing department If those dorm-bra- ts had better lake away more visiting privileges such as reducing visiting hours to oh let's say 6 pjn No Not enough? Why don't they can- cel all visiting hours all together? Why not initiate a curfew for the students in the dorms? Why doesn't die director of housing don his swastika we will all wear uniforms walk around campus like zombies and raise our arms in praise and exclaim "Hail CEU!" Every student who lives in the dorms is actually just a child that is to be babysat never mind the fact that housing students can do whatever wish whenever wish they they Secondly I would litre to compliment the housing department for the new Drug Canine Interdiction Program What a incredible design! I am so very impressed that the department cares for our well being so much that they would implement it (For the eyes of the housing dc- parimenl only: Just remember not to let the students know it is in di- reel conflict with the housing contract If the students were informed of this they may have a right to sue the school for breach of contract and (GontlnwdonpageS) responsibility Anyone who has attempted to leach knows that George Bernard Shaw was mistaken when he stated "He who can does He who cannot teaches" It is only a select few who can teach and they should be rewarded accordingly Salaries have become a great problem for the educational system Must we talk of AIDS again? Brad Gwyther columnist For all you promiscuous individuals don't keep your condoms too fiir from reach because HIV is still rampant As I'm sure you're aware of there arc only certain ways for you to acquire the fatal virus but do you know the options the scientific field is trying to bring you Don't get me wrong AIDS is still at large and incurable but it's good to know what may be available The first procedure is called the whole killed virus This is where the HIV is killed and then injected into the body in an effort to trigger an antibody in the immune system without actually causing AIDS Sound crazy? Don’t speak so soon In tests with monkeys the vaccine blocked infection from the simian (primate) form of HIV SIV under what was considered ideal conditions This could be a true doorway in the battle against AIDS Next we have the disabled refuse we because We risk loosing the most qualified educators simply live virus Through genetic engito pay them a salary compatible with their services It is a crime not neering the virus is altered suffideserveae-ccss well Students for as the student ciently to keep it from causing only for the educator but AIDS But the altered virus still to the best tcachas They should not be denied this opportunity funds the allocate refuses to simply because our government reproduces in the body to stimubeso in do remain the who educators simply late its defense system This has profession Quality is no there insured that has Our cause they love the job government actually been tested on humans incentive to enter this profession It is time that we stop asking and has been found to slow down No of their other heart of the teach out of teachers to the onset of the illness in patients group goodness watch teachers is for to this do a It is asked to disgrace professionals already infected with HIV This is the fact the that students leave for their the most dangerous of all the higher paying jobs despite teacher has had more education methods and due to that reason This is not merely a problem on the elementary and secondary alone it is the least likely to be levels Higher education is also a victim of low salaries The highest used Amazis over CEU an at educator $36000 to slightly salary (aid Subunit vaccines consist ingly since 1987 money for salary increases has come primarily of one or more genetically built from reallocation of funds at CEU It was not until 1989 that the proteins that arc found in HIV state decided to appropriate funds for CEU (acuity Chimps have been given this and I am greatly concerned with this type of mentality I simply canactually have gained protection not understand the lack of concern displayed by the citizens of this naagainst HIV tion According to Robert Fulghum we leant everything we need to Altered vaccinia virus is know about life while we are in kindergarten It is the educator who where they take the virus used to us teaches to deal with death take re-cure smallpox and "disguise" it to through simple everyday things sponsibilty for our actions understand the value of peace and stick resemble HIV Others might include the technique used for tubertogether When I think of an educator I think of learning to read being introculosis Injected into "healthy" duced to civil disobedience understanding the concepts of freedom and humans this procedure has shown liberty and my responsibility to those values It was educators who the production of antibodies but taught me to be a free thinker It is time that we use those lessons to how it does against HIV is still to benefit those who had such an impact on our lives If we are truly free bedetermined thinkers we must recognize the injustice which exists in education and The problem with this do something about it disease is there is no set way to atIf our nation is to have a future our government must leant to tack it To widen the spectrum value the foundation of its existence It is the educators of this nation it's like trying to hit a nickel with who taught us to think examine and question We arc the governa BB gun a hundred yards away ment It is time to utilize our education and question our elected offiThat's pretty tough! But these are cials Our government cannot value education if we do not It is easy very important breakthroughs and to ignore a problem if it does not affect us However the fact is that could lead scientists to a rewarding eventually this problem will affect us all (coni on pg 8) off-campu- s Educa tion plight puts future in jeopardy education and these issues Each day we fail to recognize education we jeopardize those issues in the future American students consistently rank below their contemporaries in such countries as Japan and Germany when it comes to the subjects of math and science There facts are most definitely reflected in the condition of our economy in relation to other countries It is an injustice for students to be crammed into a classroom with 42 others It is an injustice for a student to be denied the right to take a textbook home because there is only enough for one class It is an injustice for educators to hold the future of our nation in their hands and be denied the salary and respect which go along with that 111991 |