Show ' h r 't 4 r ' The Salt Lake Tribune Ever Happen To Yon By Blake Ed Koterba Thursday June 25 1959 Talk Chea)— But Not Iu Congress CANT YOU SE£ MR mtBOrt POESH’T WANT TO PLAY NOW! N ’ - ‘ EthelB (R-Vt- e 60-Years -- NEW YORK— It was the late playwright Ferenc Mpl-na- r who told a group of actresses in Berlin that each had just moved up one niche toward top ranking He explained "Duse died today” And so it was last week with the news that the Mr Lyons life of Ethel Barrymore had ended She’d been a star for more than 60 years —longer than any other star in the theater’s history Tallulah Bankhead introduced us years ago over the telephone so that I could get the story first hand She told me about her father Maurice and the drama critic for the Police Gazette the weekly which then was sold only in barber shops The critic panned him and asked if he’d read the notice "No” said Barrymore I shave myself” fell Churchill Winston under her spell when she appeared on the London stage and there were rumors of an engagement He first wanted her to de- termine whether she’d like to share a politician's life and gave a dinner party to which he invited only Chamberlain Lloyd George and Lord Roseberry She dined with them listened to their talk and ended the "engage- ment” She was a most avid baseball fan but rooted for no particular team “My father was a Giant fan” she said “and he raged so much whenever they lost that I resolved never to root for any team I root for and baseball certain players" In all the cities she's ever toured she remembered more sportswriters than drama critics In Pittsburgh her first stop always was at Honus Wagner's place We once gave a dinner party for her attended by every Broadway notable The dinrtcr partners she chose were Joe DiMaggio and Red Barber She was an avid reader and believed that reading books Is an Important part of a performer’s education On all toura she read in dressing rooms hotel rooms and on trains and then abandoned the books When she o longer toured she kept the books They were stored Por trait By James Metcalfe LIVE FOR TOMORROW Preparing for tomorrow is A problem of today To Schedule things that we intend To do along our way Of course of most Importance is Our conduct as of now How faithfully we struggle to Fulfill our every vow But also we should look ahead Because we never know What time is left to us on earth to live and grow to plan for time When we may To help our neighbors as we strive To spread a little cheer So let us not consider time As But think only for today of life in length unknown According to God’a way- - everywh’ui-- fie K e ' ieday fsaw Jim hp use Aq: KEPT JONES Tjcr-Si- r disturbed about this uncontrollable germ that he made a scientific study of our speech makers Ije learned that in 1955 our lawmakers t a 1 k e d 1031 ' hnurs?-exactly The 1 f nVY 4h£y increased it "Mother” lie Kaioy”r loY266 hoursBJ minutes give up reading or gq mi Jgf 18&)7ipltoi -- men tour” speechified IcV 1446 hours Yantl thi ee minutes ast year She urged her nephe i tVasl5V5l hourf 17 rtjJh- John Barrymore Jr to rea books but he paid no heed f lils year is running 20 When he started to make his tent &h§ad of lat year per first movie he told her: "ActWhy is it our lawmaker ing is not easy” Miss Barrymore smiled: "I know my are talking more? I asked a psychiatrist ac- dear but I thought I’d betquaintance about ter let you find that out for nomenon and he was just as yourself" baffled as I She never went to see any He said it movie in which she appeared could be the and said: "If I couldn’t see product of inin security Or myself 'Capt Jinx of he said it the Horse Macould be that rines’ 60 years through the ago why years our conshould I see gressmen have myself in a gotten young- - Mr Koterba movie now?” er and lustier Perhaps She finally did mental responses are quicksee herself in er their endurance greater and their vocal chords "Rasputin” — healthier which Gbit? unable fopatVf1 f in the gara v)0Q books were oirffThoe-JU ' ?“Y 4 tV 19 Dr Van Dellen’s How to Keep Well lng the chemical ents of the vat unit duplicates - the work of the kidneys and if anything does the job faster years ago VTitnU we It is employed In uremia or in other conditions In which the kidneys fall to work and the excretion of urine is nil about0 wrote machine at thajrome J It Jubtful r there1 werS ' than dozen In ' use In’Nfhi' Voun-'- r LwlvV Dr -- VanDllerff ery large medical cSmer has a unit and' a trahd team of physlatlj? to man the machipiT on jgtjort" t J! £ 1H9 hr Pal bm Sndkat ‘'Look kid don't knock yourself out trying to make a good impression This branch office Is such a small part of such a big outfit we haven't seen a boss In years” vice is not difficult to under- stand The artificial kidney consists of a cellophane coil that rests In a stainless steel vat containing a special watery solution tube Is connected to a leg artery and the blood Is forced Into one end of the cellophane coil first used as a medicinal plant? A FC Fiom eaily Greek times at least The herb is a native of western Asia northeast India north Africa and the Mediteiranean countries of Europe The Greeks and Romans used it for coughs and chest pains for jaundice and scrofula as a purge to counteract vegetable poisons and even as a repellent of serpents and The plant apsorpions pears in Saxon "leechbooks” D as "haran of “1000 and later was known As jiSnJiune or horehune ha-ran- -- Q please blacklegged Thd‘ adult Jljlack legged (IxodeSfVeunus identified by its blaFirjegs and a shiny n its hack black shield It is a comrton woo'd found along the east coast of the US especially along game trails paths and roadThe larvae and ways nymphs feed on rodents and reptiles The adults (which may live up to two years She refused because it would interfere with her invitation to Windsor Castle Her last appearance here was at an ANTA benefit show at the Ziegfeld The- ater Bert Lahr was irt his sixth-floo- r dressing room that and heard another pernight "Bert when call: former does Ethel Barrymore go on?” At that moment applause began a roar of welcome which rang through the theater for five minutes Lahr replied: "She’s on” Rep Jones thought may be the appendix Q Mho Invented bird cages? CD A No one knows when bird cages were first built They appear in ancient Chinese pictures and there are references to them In the literature of European countries Golden cages embellished with precious were owned by stones Charles V of France in 1380 and Queen Isabella of Spain had her bird cages decorated Many of the by early cag£s were extremely ornate tfiid some were built in fantasijjsimces North AK10976 ¥3 J964 J43 West AA8432 East AQJ5 ¥62 A75 4 A85 KQ102 8 South 97652 A none ¥KQJ10984 73 AAKQ10 The bidding: West North 1 A Pass Dble Pass East South 2 A 4 ¥ Pass Tass Opening lead: King of diamonds Declarer countered a skillful defense with a clever coup that destroyed his op- ponertts’ lines of communication at the crucial moment In today’s hand The bidding was direct and a g a 1 n s t the four heart contract West the opened king of diamonds and East signaled encouragingly with the eight Apparently assured of an entry to partner’s hand West tried for a ruff by shifting to the eight of clubs which was taken in dummy with the jack Declarer following his normal bent would hasten to extract connected to a vein in the arm The blood distends the sub microscopic pores of the cellophane membrane allowing certain (hemicals or poisons In the blood to pass Ihiough the coil and into the watery solulion in the vat The tjpe of chemicals that are filtered out fin be controlled by changing the piessure in the coil or alter- - an'tist (Vi 550 SOUTH 6TH EAST Are bugs or poor soil robbing your garden of its beauty? 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EH V jf A Althtiogh the earth appears to bel surrounded by the Milky vfjy -- it is tn fact the a partojit j&S'is system Water skiing whiD drunk la against the law in Iowa— and where is Congress that it doesn’t make this a fedetal offense when perpetrated on navigable waters? ’ 11TH lASt ft -- Soaper Says ACROSS MOM "ZZ SHINGLETON 10 133 X 51 What he meant was the appendix of the record He said he thought it should be In the appendix is cut printed everything from letters about dogs and bits of poetry and essays of bright students to a favorite newspaper editorial which praises the Congressman who inserted it Mr Jones argued so eloquently about cutting speeches in the Congressional Record that his own speech ran nearly two pages Cost to us tax slaves $150 ““IIOHT t the body via a tube that is It WEST WAS now saddled with the lead Hoping against hope he led a low diamond but declarer ruffed and then proceeded with the extracting of trumps holding his losers to three tricks A dub opening would have resulted in the defeat of the contract but In the circumstances I would not undertake to criticize West’s choice of leads ere-r'at- fre-que- By C H Goren West s -- without feeding) attack people as well as deer cattle sheep hogs dogs and other large animals Their bite is especially painful This tick transmits anaplasmosi’s a disease of cattle and a disease of dogs Gorcn on Bridge Neither vulnerable deals writes: I get gas pockets that can be relieved only with an enema Is there anything else I can do? Reply: Yes Abdominal pain that is severe enough to warrant an enema usually romes from causes other than gas pockets Your habits including dietary and emotional should be evaluated and the examination must Include of the colon and stool studies for vamebas and other parasites ljcould be that you have a vicious circle The eneffta’ have made your bowel lazy jib- that it refuses to empty these pockets The blood flows through By Haskin Q When was horehound tion C W g A plastic Questions and Answers The unit takes over temporarily until the kidneys begin to function again usually in a few days to three weeks The ability of the unit to remove poisons has made it a Valuable treatment for wtosp who have taken too many sleeping pills salicylates strontium or other It can be a lifesaving PWedurS because these nox- are removed jbiubgtances !() time faster than is pos- sible 'through- - the kidneys a" normally J E writes: What dqre-ducinpills contain? Reply: Chemicals that decrease appetite and Impart a feeling of well being Most of the compounds contain an Jrugs The principle el AY 5i'uC' K ’ t amphetamine and require a prescription One 'objection to these products is that they may lose their effect after a few weeks' Sometimes they produce nervousness apprehension depression insomnia headache or exhaustion Nonamphetamine tablets are available they are said to curtail appetite and improve the mood without producing jitteriness Preludin is one brand of this type of medica- constitu- fluid-Th- e co-starr- her brothers John and Lionel—but only when it was shown on TV "I thought I was pretty good” she said "but what those two boys were up to I’ll never know” MGM asked her incidentally to work six extra weeks on "Rasputin” w L The artificial kidney Is more than a dozen years old but did hot come into its own until fhree or four far this year— five months — congressional talk has cost $1360000 The Lyons Deir’ ' ' Speed Vital? Artificial Kidney Excels So The going rate for a Congressman’s word nowadays is 5t cents printed in the record This comes to $85 a page So much of that talk is useless that Sen Win) ston L Prouty called it agonizing— for the taxpayer r (M: 'WASHINGTON — Rep Pul Jones (DMo) confirmed a theory I’ve had for quite some time And that is: our lawmakers on Capitol Hill are suffering from a serious growing ailment inflation of the tongue This ailment doesn't seem to bother those afflicted but it's hurting the taxpayers Practically every word uttered in "the chambers of the House and Senate are published in the Congressional Record And that's where the taxpayers suffer rigfcti reserved 'f ' - By George Clark The Neighbors -- MEfflOtU WH£R£ AP6WZ MANNERS'? ’ is i Drt Right — whn you look your boit you da your brill OPEN DAILY 9 00 a m to f c J 600 pm $9 156 SOUTH MAIN i CLOSED SUNDAY 350 SOUTH 6TH EApT Specious Storeside Parking I ) AAjA 0k A A AA A A A- A a |