Show HUMOROUS ga align ihian A hole hile in the rown of your hat bat reya rey A man recently walked two days running and was weak a fortnight afterward Za Jenkins wants to know if the cape cage of goodhope good hope will fit a lady 90 gars 3 irs partington speaking of the raid manner in which deeds are perpetrated bated ta ted said that it it only required inquired two t 0 seconds 6 to fight aduel A DANISH A borrowed horse and your you rown own spurs make short miles is a danish adanich rendering of a rather universal practice ra BA A Alis missouri editor apologizes for the neglect of editorial duty on account of the advent of a new member of the family famil yand and claims indulgence on the ground that the thing only happens once a year agra A hotel and livery stable keeper keepe r ata at a fashionable watering place advertises among other inducements to visitors soc iaNes for young ladies and gentlemen and sulkies for married folks V ta A gentleman was speaking the other day of the kindness of his friends in fri visiting him one old aunt in particular ti him twice each year and stayed six months each time THE PLEA PIEA or INSA ItSAK ITY sam you little gnp said a tenderhearted tender fender hearted mother to tio her ber little son what on earth did you chrow the kitten into the well ft ell for oh coz I 1 crazy craz come to 5 our ma little cherub badr he H e labors without thank stalks without credit out lore dies without tears without ae pity it save that some say it was a pity be died no iw sooner 11 INTELLI Gr ace A washington in ton paper contains thai marriage of I 1 schooner everard bi aginian to io Afi margaret rgaret scull george cutter Ct Itter what ai to be sure half of fit it mai manyd tiled and all t tie ve hope i well mated maid among agoti basci so tiny many yesse I 1 s lath there ere ough tto i be quite a berths I 1 well sea about i it inthe mean time lookout look out for squalls t the khe following incident Is h having occurred at the last term ofle atif the bolivar r county court altna iv was ag connoted of hog stealing and sentenced the penitentiary W we e learn being he had bad to sentence should be passed upon hire him this worthy lvery coolly choll y told the coup that he kill killed ed the hogin self addae and ue him ae out lo 10 of spite 90 A lady sent seit her servant we ve will vill not mention eherd he came arni from for a which was at her s sni alter llyl jon n she he said i it rains fl take ake a coach rhad r had rather pay baj ali the h hacic a ech hire ire thata than wet it i when the mari man handed ar the mantilla I 1 S t was ruined the paper hi ch chiv coar ered cred it being 1 saturated with water vater wily why john byj she said 1 I told you to take a cab ab if it bained ia tia ined inell so I 1 did mura I 1 t but u t anre you would nI have your footman a ridin m 4 side I 1 foron got on the box with the driver 11 90 6 mici Mons n i reBr a frenchman who went to jamaica toj tot embark embark in ya business s had been sadly dIya abused bused th tiar ere he had been robbed put in in prison r is his property confiscated rand every i i species gies of indignity and outrage offered achim ori his return anew 1696 orleans li ire told the story most pitifully to col pike arkanna st vhf foix said the coli CI according to 0 yo your ur story J Jamaica alaica masi be as bad a place as the Ifer regions s 1 K ma foi it is worse 11 now nom bonsi monsieur eur do you really mean ahat v i T r arai it is ii true 41 sa id were an jour deathbed death Ved to fo tie night nigh and the lord acir was as to a appear to atou might go r ty 2 S akah Ak lh 1 laak to 7 jamaica or go goto to ithe V bernai r 1 regions what vi hat would you yo say cayll f 1 I mior god lord if it beez all ze to you if it make rno difference atall at all I 1 much boose t to 0 plase to dorfer nu mua it rarer I 1 10 ri tie lo h U 90 agthe the annapolis gazette tells the following story of a citizen of that placer place A person parson better known for his wealth than his liberali liberality ty was ie requested d to aid in in the erection of a church the subscription book was placed in his hands ile he looked anxiously and ea earnestly rn estly and handed it back with the astonishing remark 1 no sir I 1 will not give anything not half so many people eople rt go to hell now new as ought to |