Show Frank Basketball Team Finds It Can Do Without Chronicle Columnist Now that winter's the eyes of sports enthusiasts are turned toward I had to go one step I I tried out for the I was quite a star in grade I was lighter than the other fellows and they had a play where they'd throw me over the standards and I'd drop the ball through the hoop on the way For some I didn't seem to click in the field I got thrown around enough but I never actually caught sight of the My first assignment was to watch a rather rugged individual with blonde hair and a disposition like a weasel at This lad has fooled everybody into thinking he has only two arms but the fact that I was holding at least two of them while he made six baskets should be enough to convince anybody that there's nothing to that He was also very clever with his He kept at least one knee in my stomach at all and he added another whenever it looked as if I was going to try to get back on my After about five minutes of this kind of my middle was giving off a kind of a blue-black so the coach took me The next time I went into the I was requested to watch a relatively innocuous looking cove named Mel-vin some beautiful baby blue eyes and a visage which could get him a profitable job doing stand-in work for Baby He also has a philosophy like the one Khan was using when he took over the The only fault Melvin has to find with the way the Spaniards treated the Incas is that they killed so many people who would have made good My first business contact with Melvin came in a tie-up device the referees have worked out as the humanitarian way of handling the situation which arises when two men have the I didn't actually have a hand on the ball but Melvin insisted on the tie-up so he could show Melvin is just a little fellow and I thought I could out-jump him It turns that his mother was scared by the Goodyear Blimp on its maiden and Melvin can rise to any I got to the top of my leap and was looking around for the ball when Melvin sailed past He not only went past me but he kicked me in the eye as he did Before I could get my 20 back in he was out of sight and I haven't been able to find him I understand he made a lot of points while I was looking for |