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Show LEHI FREE PRESS, LEHI. UTAH THATS DIFFERENT f Bit - Li- To Your Linens OUR COMIC SECTION "rtoi t Out across the tulips fly our feathered friends the Bluebirds, so realistic when embroidered in dainty 10 to the inch cross stitch. See how prettily these bird motif may be adapted either to border or corner various household ae- - JW SNOOPIE ret, 4 NEEDED MOKE LIGHT ND dri-;vJn- MY LAST NOW iMiTATiONI WILL BE OP A BUUCU OF WILO LIONS IU A CA6E The film star's chauffeur was him home from Shepperton. s WjThey were only a fey hundred yards the majestic jt ..'from the studios when out nimbly Bv 'figure of the law darted L.;in front of the car. Reclining in Lthe deep back seat, the actor to the following dialogue his chauffeur and the con-'- . stable: lu. "Knock, knock." "Eh?" said the puzzled driver. mi gK: "'Knock, knock." persisted the 0f g USTEU--- .' "My proudest boast," said grandpa, "is that I was one of the mea behind the guns." "How many miles behind?" piped the youthful listener. v. n 0P TORE! "constable. "Who's there," asked the chauf-th' law must be that nc e feur,-feelin- e- - tiumored. "Butcher." yont PS is b 3S. "Butcher who?" "Butcher lights Herald. Si- ord i on." w Montreal IN THE PKOFESH a WW o ma-- s rsc ted? 192 ; nrie; 1 Crr mk hara babij 1 Ml UOMS THATS 0 j player." "Oh, do you do that well larly?" jrv, HMPW ALL ; 1 SO! In my business it's a virtue to 'Steal I always have the base at .irs rith gafe . . k e r N. I' ) DO vod EvR SEE THAT FREWCH LE FOUSM WWO AAOVED UP VOUF3 WAY ABOUT DP- A SEA13 Seemed Surer of Results had been praying for a Dorothy - :. . il while reading the paper, exclaimed: "I see Mrs. Smith has a little daugh- A (SO V K,mm7P 7 7jP I REMEMBEf? WHEnI I PIRST MET SiS WAL HE'S CAUSHT om HE MOW ' HIM HE WALKED IM AID A TMOUSAMD PARDOMS, SiR, IT SAID 50,5 GRIEVES ME TO VOU A COMPLAiM- T- TT 1 .r ' W iCopyritrtK, .heart." "I don't believt it you can't be do'j.o corrupt." jje"j. ... "Yep, I'm a bapeball player." BRlMG- - SPAKE S&OOD EMSUSH-LO- OI i MERE" COMES HH NOW ter." "How do you know that, mam-;'ny?- "What do you usually make this golf course in?" "I'm an iiii r tolvsu Q in r 1 3UES5 SCARED THOSE UOMS ALL R16HT- THEV AIM'T SO ' ' eighty-fiv- cessories breakfast sets, towels, scarfs or kitchen curtains. Tulipa are in single stitch. Use gay floss. I not. I should "Regularly? say did that just once about three years Pattern 1475 contains a transfer pattern of two motifs 6Vt by 8Vi ago." inches; two motifs 5 by 9Vj Inchea and four motifs 6 by 6Vi inches; THE HEAT'S ON and four motifs 3',i by 5Vi inches; color suggestions; illustrations of all stitches used; material requirements. Send 15 cents in stamps or coina (coins preferred) for this pattern to The Sewing Circle Needlecraft Dept., 82 Eighth Ave., New York. Please write plainly your name, address and pattern number. i na: a p start advertising." Stories Magazine. ofi the IVeel 2 1 HVAM.cap! lo, sav sar6e CsoTTA BEEP I TO l i f oi Tell wez MAKE TO "I'm afraid the Vouse Guys Excusable "But this officer says that while jazi you were in a drunken state you rp tried to climb a lamp-post"Yes, I did, your worship, but cons . "three crocodiles had been following 1.. iae huuui au nigni, ana mey were Philadelgetting on my 1'phia Bulletin. gn i whole eggs egg yolk ' tsp. salt cup sugar 'a Up. vanilla Vi Scald milk with orange rind. Beat eggs and egg yolk slightly, mix with salt, sugar and vanilla. Add hot milk gradually, return to double boiler, cook until custard coats spoon and foam disappears from surface. Strain and chill. Serve with meringue and garnish with jelly. This will make a delicious dessert. Stray Turkey Trot "When you asked her to dance did twoishe accept quickly?" S :. "Did she? Why, she was on my vvate:feet in an instant." Columbia Jest-r-. ISLAND FLOATING aft cupa milk Crated orange rind full on: Tavoute ?2ecipe "You must consider me a god, wifie." "Why so, hubby?" "The burnt offerings you put before me every morning, my dear." SHAKE THE ASHES " 1175 regu- - so in the paper, dear. gosy'Born on June 7 to Mr. and Mrs. a daughter'." yher. Dorothy thought a moment and ife athen said: "I know what I'm going thi to do. I'm going to stop praying her Pattern e "It says a,i a Eluebird Add fires of my hus- band's affections are burning low." "You're not using the right fuel, my dear." intE IN THE KNOW ." Uncooked egg white Few grains salt 2 tbs. sugar 1 Meringue. Few drops vanilla or orange extract Beat salted and flavored egg white to stiff foam. Add sugar, a tablespoonful at a time, beating until all granules are dissolved. -- Itk Here- - Wealth in Happiness There k a sort of wealth in tha ability to find happiness in simple things like books, birds, flowers and friends that cost nothing. Ilere Mistress You know, I suspect that my husband has a love affair i m with his stenographer. e rf Maid Oh, I don't believe' it. You nuciare ony saying it to make me jeal-eious. U. of P. Punch Bowl. Vinton A. Holbrook. gi One Similarity f Binks (referring to violinist) He isce reminds me of Paderewski. i ob' Jinks But Paderewski isn't a vio- inc. linist. Binks Neither is this chap. i ivho Stray Stories Magazine. c ft The ' HIS HOPE 3err FASy-DIMM- ER VET? (see MlZj( a: :g tter. . rir. FIVE" InI "Wonder why Wall Street was so MiMUTeSrr J9 U gr: IT take E ALL SET NO WHAT ker iiisti called?" "Ever up against it, old chap?" IN THE BAG a was 2 to "You say you can tell your wife wants money when she pouts?" "Yes by the way she purses up her lips." hip' acti ikes ,rie E OKAV dear (pupf-puf- f) ready all WHERE" ARE ALL l?irHT BE IM, Cpjff-puff-- ") Vol) CLL NOWf OR V b le as: t 1 pici ;en ice eal hf. tin? ' An Investigator "Your boy Josh doing anything?" "Only intellectual labor," an- swercd Farmer Corntossel. "He has decided to study the unemploy- ment problem from personal expe- PlfiH- THVt ALL IM 1 SALT Would-b- e Writer What do you consider the most important qualification for a beginner in literature? Old Hand Small appetite. is ies: ie t ev$ k It f UP?" "No," answered Senator Sorghum. "My feelings don't matter. What I want to see is a cordial willingness on the part of our citizens inf to give up." ' tf A Slight Omission "The lady whom I am going to marry is two heads taller than .... Ch,- NEWEST but you must overlook that. HOSTELRY i "How many pounds to the long ton?" "Twenty-twhundred nnd forty!" "And how many to the short ton?" "That depends on the coal By o Osborne a dealer." WW LIBERAL Giving Up VDoesn't this tax riddle sometimes make you feel like giving era. 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It your kidneys functionally disordered and (ail to remove excera tmpurltien, there may be poiaoninr. of the wool system and ft V en" y E ToGrt Rid of Acid and Poisonous Waste SYMPATHY A The Wrong Trick bricklayer applied for BOY HOTEL BATTER UP! Temple Square a build- ing job. Foreman Are you handy? Bricklayer Yes, sir I I can do anything with a trowel. Foreman (picking up trowel and twirling it in his fingers) Can you do that? Bricklayer Sure! (And starts to do the same). Foreman Ahl I'm afraid I can't "Will that pitcher never Pup Poor fellow, ha must have fleas, too. He'a all covered with start you. I have too many of your down?" sort already. Wtei. . "Not with, hi windup." Kates $l.SO to $3.00 The Hotel Temple Stnare hee a highly deairahlx, friendlylr Immacwill always find table, mmd ulate, supremely oomfffcr thwronahly agreeable.) ou ran the-foandentaad why this hotel Isi almM-phere.Y- oo re HIGIILY BECOMMFJHDiJB You rmm als3 appreciate whyl run "Has he a flowing hand?" "My dear, he just floods, his with love!" ot distinction If atmark this butHul to stop nostsN-- y let-er- s ERKEST C RQSSiTER. Atjrr. t |