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Ik We is the present secretary of treasury, secretary of war. secretary of the interior, secretary of labor. 2. The capital of Nevada Is Helena, Carson City, Iteno. Denver. S. !emosthene ns a famous Itoman lawyer, Greek orator, Greek Notre Oame football physician, player. 4. The color, chartreuse, is brilliant red, sky blue, pale jrreen. lav-e- thlngumttob at the same time, anj when it starts you pusti down oa the doofunnj with your left foot and yank the umptydiddy back, tbea let up on the footdlngus and put your other foot on the blckey-m- doodle; and don't forget to push dowa the hootnanny every time you more the whatyouniaycalllt. and you'll b hnnkydorey. see? Troy Time But We Mul Cotia "Making the world safe." a phrase! It never was. Find Out da r. The Kio Grande flows Into the ocean, CarriMan sen. Gulf of Mexico, liny of I'lscayne. fl. The modern birth stone for January Is bloodstone, hyacinth, pearl acate. 7. The Grand canyon is located in Wyoming, Colorado, Arizona, N vada. 8. 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FOR THE TUMMY im drug storcsu . canTjr. r 7 J'? 5lSE Jc7pD cm O set x v 'm?n- are not .h'ch Physicians v 'wara acia indt- that works In? 0tTfu' 4 LSffliSE could Wf - t. UN QUALITY ' .tosV bwr,.rfiSf lhem after oatifift nd 011 ft" flakes ii k"8a(l s WITH HE S" JfrtSfel OFFICER fbleman LANTERN If I'M. Cohnu fniS t lntcrntha with th big brfllmrw. It llshl. lnUnll and ! aJwayi rvmij for nf ll.hLinff iuh. In fen . fur vv.rr ouidoor om th llffht ran on th. (Arm, fur bunting-- , flatting, ooutoor .porta. Hu gmoliM t'yres bulirfl-trporratata vluh, fount. built-i- n pump. Ltaa top ntrata-ptaU-Colaman liampa, ft male, and burn. Ita owa gaa from rerular iraMottna. It'a a biff value, witn yaata of depandataHghtlng aarrtoa. fur only ft S.S a. SEI YOUR LOCAL OKALCa-- OT wrttl for HU.E Foldar. THE COLEMAN LAMP AND STOVE COs WU1M, WtthiU, Kau.t Loa Ajigalaa, Callfj Chftairo. III.; I'hlladalphta. Pa. lUbtf mite. id Jat lpt. THE POOR RICH ' "I'd never La'vo married you except for your money." "Yes, that's another disadvantage in having wealth." That' Something you have much variety at your boarding house'" "Well, we have three different names for the meals." Tit Bits Magazine. "Do 11 -- A'" ' LUCK TO nitii 1 ii i.lVRIGLEY'S edy. lalnts rasn vs. Olntme11' ?rt;n,dl;dJHir Dept.' i I wiL2,'kr,Tt;.7, , "T in ,,r".l,tchoiCtio.N.Y. J- ' rt gootblr A KM wrigley's.? Mi..:'SootStimdeli J13 switched milUonsao " Munch w Rarely Happen All who expect lives of Joy winning It believe in miracles. Poor Burglar Chief While I was out with some of the boys the other night a burglar broke into otir bouse. Yeoman DM be get anything? Chief I'll Kay be did my wife thought It wa mo corning borne. Pennsylvania Keystone. iMrtnv.- wi wio SOUL pTHAlHEEATSROACT Bayer Aspirin I try this one. Aor or!y fune e fecoffl1 I A tit. J with Genuine Bayer Aspirin. We say this because, before the discovery of Bayer Aspirin, most "pain" remedies were advised against by physicians as being bad for the stomach; or, often, for the heart. And the discovery of Bayer Aspirin largely changed medical practice. Countless thousands of people who have taken Bayer Aspirin year ia ond out without ill effect, have I' roved that the medical findings about its safety were correct. Remember this: Genuine Bayer Aspirin is rated among the fastest methods (if discopcrrd for the relief of headaches and all common pains . . . and safe for the uvcraye person to take regularly. You can get real Bayer Aspirin at any drug store simply by never asking for it by the name "aspirin" nlone, but tilwuvs saving BAYEll ASPIRIN when you buy. Prof Knew Doc Doctor Guberpea An awful lot of girls are stuck on me. Professor Cornponc They must be an awful lot. iHay Bjen for the relief of headaches; or tht pains of rheumatism, neuritis of neuralgia, ask your doctor what he in comparison thinks about it Can't Eat 'Em and Have 'Em "Go on, Johnny, eat up your crusts. There may come a day whetj you'll le Rind of them." "O. K. Then I'll save 'em till then." the very first bottle. ngut now. W.dvj. Problem ;', lighten the' handl- a little, hiif U ran An 'Mon jing ba i YOU VOR THE STAYEr5S5 IT ISrAT RAInino; iir I it wwHuison iainei js, AM a Ri IT IT kin LOOKS AS THOUGH ER?I5E IT MI6HT ItuJlvidual nature urilittthil o PLEAS a i.'TC tot em d tntly fill the blood i 1 en ierly nU.PEUX --r- m sacn Ill III Ss and heal the inflamed mem-1- 3 as the germ-ladphlegm anaed and espelled. a .if other remedies have fl is be discouraged, your M authorized to guarantee puaoa and to refund your 7 are not satisfied with : VJE ONE IS VMHENi than Creomul-f.vMright to the seat arjYthing 133s NELL SHOULD rJE. (SoiM- e- BUT many medicines tlwe tried for your cough, chest I (? bronchial u'ritation, you can 1 reliaf now with Creomulsibn. irttroublamay be brewing and icaraot afford to talse a chanca Btno So What's He to Do? "Are you In the habit of speaking to girls you don't know?' "Ves. The girla I do know won't speak to me." Answers Magazine. U- - 1 fL- - take any BEFORE you you don't know all about, I i ; Ah I ,j In clotlirs, Is dine, that !v because It is y - -v or- - r j - r rLAltV ) Last tasting, nicest acting laxa-- It !i Stylish, Preparations Ileal action Is In silent moments The epochs of our life are not In the visible facts of our choice of a call ing, our marrlatie. our acquisition of an odlce, and the like; but In a silen thought by the wayside as we wal- kIn a thought which revises our entire manner of life ami says, "Thus bast thou done, but It were bettei thus." Kmerson. .lllllll JUST LIKE -ONE TIME both senna and cascara : laxatives tnat Jorm no naDii rilli rhildren. SvruD PeDsin is ever 0Wn By ' RUT Ilia you Own or Your Family's Well - Being to Unknown We May Review Our Deed nil. zzled Don't Entrust Your Silent Moments in Which time. no help at all. f.M and keep the coweis fts, S inilmi' n- smaller mauvj,mArrirn report f From Your Doctor if the "Pain" Remedy You Take Is Safe, Answers Secretary of the Interior. Carson City. 3. Greek orator. 4. I'ale creen. 5. Gulf of Mexico. 6. Hyacinth. 7. Arizona. 8. Minnesota. do to relieve ilea ItnitJl I" what doctors cte f ' ... teuee What 1 lt PERFECT GUM r i .... . .,. Jr - |