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Johnnie f; 1th NEIGHBORS s' m-- Diatant Relative Don't ienk evil of him. He If your relative." Ye, but a diatnnt one." I thought he wa your brother." Yea. but he I the eldest and I (lezzottlno Illustrate, the younge.it, Venire. w IV lf puny I THE FEATHERHEADS could get at the (la com make 'em change their I'd tune." From long to abort meter, 1 f pre- vmiky U - Ry COUNTRY AN' C1US OtWtw , wt'as MtMPtas ct Ch'liy only n sume. Aeo.'s ruts - IN TUG FlVU HEMSECSWiPS ClUB ACME BTISE.D FOR AT $5501- - Ajocreaib kEP IS WCP SALE TIIIS WEEK'S PRIZE STORY gceatA FELlyl- - WEDtS WHY TEiaMEMBtaS&400 GOIKXS an EVEQMDNE PING OUT f ONC BUT VENCUt POOR PICKING AUNL PELTbM VxD MS JUST fcliAV &IAT CU1U.Y UILLS U14S WAVING Tb ACSCSS uwulD mays loco RERaies.ukttct AVY- COST TuACG THAT UbCVC-- Tfrfrsun. Stuck Again U GUNS j E j Wt NO HOPE THERE wtr At 400 Utah Oil Refining fc'J Service Stations - Wlfey (aftor the spat) toil should have married aome atupld, credulous girl. Hubby Well, my dear, I did the belt I could. FINNEY OF THE FORCE Not Trom !: S'. With. WHff WXY TO started about talk; ANCESTORSJ her RiftWT AWAY PROGRESS J.t hi It tt l; In I'tah and Idaho y "I ant ready." "Of course you have no hair to comb." Yen, but I have more face to Hummel (Hamburg). wash. bot nation trotl MRS. LAIRA rARhlSoK. Idmb. HL Anthony ofsoOFifty-Fift- PoW! That atand & What, Again? Tony Are you going to Helen' birthday party? I It? Henry What birthday Tony Her twentieth. Henry No, I went last year. Pathfinder, 1 fr TW day ) iMig lute paad time Hat iwrf day a Ta NtU, t carry on Tho thrifty entcrpriiee Of Dm inurmotinlain Hr buying thing for F. Hypatia Hypatia lived in the latter part of the Fourth century in AlexShe was tha andria, Egypt. daughter of Theon, an astronomer and mathematician. Her learning: influential made her the nio- -t teacher in Alexandria. Get Free Garden Guide Book U fi b ti F a1 ti Salt Lake City, Utah Lawyer So your wife rut you oft u her will? Well, there must hi some way to break It. Henry Peck Ilreak the lute Mrs Peck's will! I've tried it and fouiid it Impossible. What a Life "Modern science shortened my life tiy a year. A badly managed operation?" No, the science of fingerprints. Yart Hem (Stockholm). Presidents and Churches Herbert Hoover was the only President belonging to the Friends or Quakers; Warren Harding was a Baptist; Calvin Coolidgc, a Janies A, Garfield, Disciple. So you are building a new house, How are you getting along eh? SIZES BOBBY THATCHER that tires extracts amo THE By GEORGE STORM On Second Thought BSUEVS I SHOULD A LET SIGH UP OVER BOBBY PUT THE SAMPLE room ooon LOUG AS I DOST LET THS DRUMMERS PUT few UP FOB DOMT ano Corsets, Or a Watchman What does your sou expect to flavors VE SEEN FOLKS HERE RUN TO MEDICIHS SHOWS. BUT MOVIES em TO T fever khsw EOUCATIOMAU AHVTHIHG BEFORE-.- . SEEM FICTEEW PEOPLE TROOPED Ikl THERE IN THE LAST TSM THAT PROFESSOR CLEAR FROM THE CIT BOuES ... TO SEE THEM SKULL THE START I COULD A BOUGHT em OFF BOBBY -FOR TWEHTV DOLLARS CASHTHiMKA COM iKf r BESIDES, MAKIN SO MUCH MONEY IS WENT -- I TO HIS HEAD. t kIlVHHS WOULDNT SELL. yUTHEM BONES NOW FOR L.OVS NOR MONEY f my appetite. 01 ri t cl j: w hi Ii -- Russians Loss in War About 15,000,000 Russians lost their lives in the World war, the subsequent Cival war and famine which followed it. a di ii pi ASK YOUR DRUGGIST FOR APEX MAGNESIA tl st w MILK of an interwountain product Doctor before each meal take a pinch of the medicine I will send you, about the size of a seed. Clover or peach? Sick Farmer STV1ATTER POP By C. M. PAYNE Boring Into Thing DOWNFALL tl Emma cl w Reds. Rocks and Bred Mountain Bred and Acclimated only a Hatch ahort distance from our warm ertes to your warm Brooder. Wa art Brooders SoMIot distributors for and Lincoln chick feeders. Write for special prices and cash discounts on orders placed now. All Breeding Stock Blood Tested for Pnllorum Disease. (BHI)), by the Rapid Whole Blood Agglutination Method, since October 1st, ltt.'n. and all indi cated reactors removed For White Leghorns, other Popular Breeds. Production Yart Hen. (Stockholm). KAMSHAW HATCHERIES 3687 What was the biggest mistake you ever made?" Thinking I was too foxy make a big mistake. Cl That Question of Eating When I goe3 to a lunch, said Uncle Ebcn, I dont ax no questions bout whur Is gineter sit. All I want to know is how long Ill be privileged to stay. Place Your Order Now Discouraging Why? ci D. in Salt Lake City, Utah I bate eating. It spoils Ladies Knit Suits and Dresses Off Now One-ha- UTAH WOOLEN MILLS From the hours he keeps, I should say be Is naturally cut out to be a milk mn n." I .abor. Carrying the Air J Neighbor Where's your brother, Freddie? Freddie Aw, lie's in the house playing a duet. I finished iny part ftrst. salesmens samples lf ber Some Compliment Hostess Hear, you are eating nothing. Her Hoy Friend My pet, when t look at you it takes my appetite away. Chelsea Record. ti m itr with "Fine. I've got the roof and the mortgage on and I eipect to have the furnace and the eherlff In before aumnicr. in U SI T tl ti hi w ni es b; pi ti ii a ol ci c( So. State, Salt Lake City, Utah TIMPANOGOS HATCHERIES ProTo, Utah n to BRILLIANT Patience and Hope said Uncle Eben, Patience, ain ginter bring much luck to folks dat heara bad news and is satisfied to sit down an hope it aint true. 'KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES SHS COULD ATTRACT THE Ol3 THE ATTENITIOM SET DO SOMETHIN!1 TO FOCUS - we COULD TAKE HER TO TH SWELL.EST RESTAURANT WERE, AND LET HER EAT CELERY ! EOYl SHE'LL HAVE EM STAN DUN Ci IN THEIR. WELL, 3THT 4''4 EYES UPON HER t-- "Jones Is very polished, Isn't he?" Everything be says reVery. Even hi flects on aome one else. bead shines. ZET- 1-' Gn J '.y Vf, C ol The world market so far has not proved equal to absorb both tha synthetic and natural nitrate. per week will bo paid for the best article on Why you should use Intermountain made Goods Similar to above. Send your etory in prose or Terse to Intermountain Products Column. P. O. Dot Ij55, Salt Lake City. If your etory appear in this column you will ccito check for $3.00 M The Aeeoeieted NewPMe- - Week No. 3408 W.N.U. Salt Lake City tf ol tl P b is bt c li si P t n u t |