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Show TIIK PAGE SIX V SHOULD NOTHING WHUT'S MAPPBWeD.MS VgHICM WAV DID Oi'tL THB CAUL AM AMBULAWCf- c- Tm S HAPPPKl Sally Scz Children Are Such a Bother MAM? To TminK Thursday, December 15, 1932 NEPIH. IJTAIT S. By Ted O'LougKIin FINNEY OF THE FORCE Lf VW TIMES-NEW- WHAT ACS' VoU ALL CXCITETJ 6o?? we tix Tey rob ABOUT OFFICER' fusee's woTHitJ- GWKokIQ HERE 11 ? WIROMG- - tx? i would Vet miwo AW wmut Se TELLiwg-m- s rb toin' ij TO COUDlTlOM ? OOING- THAT IP Stou MDJT COUPLB CF MV K.ID3 PltOBEVED ME. AMP I'VC BEEN WHAUWG WELL v r - mm Tl I JUT T - I A KMOW - I THE I Jj1 5 V'?1 Br Otborn THE FEATHERHEADS T'LL s (H) n M f ( There's an Idea ITS SEE EJLOO- !- MR OP THE who ir 'FANMV! 1 I COMMIT I weiwus I - I ice. i HOW t DO, BLOOP v M? PO BE. SEATEP A I AMD AND KiOW FEEU FEATHER MdST SHOULDERS -- ETC WHEEL ETC wha THAT vsE ALL ) y PUT TO OUR THE ETC i VOU'RE RIGHT. WS SHOULD DO MR.. HEAD, we do tou I THINK EVERT-TWIK4- G CAKJ eVEN PJWV OURSELVES OF FOOD IK) ORDER, THAT NO ONE TminK? ALMOST RIGHT AT THAT Hi PI WILD KEETS LETS GO! Help NOW by PATRONIZE HOME INDUSTRY. Good Disinfectant A splendid and simple disinfectant for the sick room is to put a teaspoonful of iodine on a small saucer and stretch a piece of gause over the top. Stand where the air will carry the fumes into the room and the room will soon have a fresher atmosphere. 0 $! Winter won will com waJn. To pierc tlw hearts of iobleH WUa ier ssoara. t will koip bom tnon. To Btatter thincs which Bisht turo boon. ASK CONVINCED IT'S SOUND EFFECTIVELY CHECKED TOO OUTSTANDING AN TOUR DRUGGIST FOB PRODUCT INTERMOUNTAIN Destructive Hawk The cooper's hawk is one of the most destructive hawks in the United States, and is migratory, going south in winter as far as Its breeding: southern Mexico. range includes the whole United States south of the Canadian boundary. THIS WEEK'S PRIZE STORY la over and Chriatmaa ia near, of With plenty presents and lota of goo cheer. The question arises, what all shall wo boy 7 And the answer la simple, we'll try. From warm woolen blankets to sas for tho car. And food for the table. We'll lire like a Txar. MRS. HARRY TAMBLYN, Ely, Nevada. ThonkuiTlnc This ad says a visit to this beach will reveal to Literary Visitor And, Miss Hay you beauties of nature you've never field, what do you think of Keats? dreamed of. Farmer's Daughter I think they're Phil Let's go, Bill! I've heard too wild we prefer hens. they're letting the girls go the limit down there. ON ANY STREET Bill (reading) First Tramp Well, Mike, what made a hobo out of you? Second Ditto Honesty I If a man is thoroughly honest these days he can't make enough money to groom himself any better than I do. "Sorry to hear of Brown's accident. He's an outstanding figure In the community, you know." "Yes; If he hadn't been quite so outstanding the car wouldn't have knocked him down." SAFER, PERHAPS NATURALLY I t l r- - WW "How did you stop your mother-in-lagoing out with you and your wife to dinner?'' "Had the waiter hand her the dinner check as couple of times." w Promoter My proposition Is sound, sir, entirely sound Prospect I was convinced of that, sir, after listening to your talk for only a short time. - 1 THEN THE FUN BEGAN 1 POWER OF SUGGESTION Strength Things which never could have made a man happy, develop a power to make him strong. Strength and not happiness, or rather only that happiness which comes by strength, is the end of human living. Phillips Brooks. JOSEPH WM. TAYLOR, Inc. Utah's LiadiDi Mortician! Funerals on Time Payment Plan il st dtsired Salt Laki C'rtj, Utal Turtle What's the matter, Miss Porcupine? to be Polly Porcupine Boo-hostylish I've got to get my quills bobbed I Sparrow What did you tell them when you were expelled from the birds' club? Owl That I didn't give a hoot ! Wlfey That girl's very easily seen through. Why-e- r Hubby perhaps you're right present styles, temporarily give one that advantage without doubt. iu cuicago learuilk; AUO IMPROVING TAWU- HIS" AOUT HAL BUM STEER. LOSIuq EIQHT WEVJ TUBES VUHEU UHTUIWCr BURUEP OUT WIS PAPIOSfeT TH' MIWISTER. HAPPEWEP To PCEStWT, SO ALL HAL CoOLD SAY WAS, "OH PEARt AIUT "eHARLESrOW" PUTY1U&. tUfffEAOOP YVV - POUT SEE UOTHIkl HERE AUO atteutiou to a Salesman This stock Is giltedge, madum you'd better Invest. Widow No, I think not I'm going to put my money in another husband, you see. By Charles Sughroe O Wan NMfw Uu MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL EVERY TIME THIS SHEET GOES' TO PRESS" BOSS I HAVE TO CALL VER FEW HOY KIESUS 1TE3AS VOO OVERLOOKE- D- MOW, "DOC BOWES REALLY SPEUT TWe LA'ST TVJO VJEEKS I wish you'd buy me some corn while you are downtown today. Hubby Corn? Wlfie Yes corn I Hubby (still not quite awake) But ain't you afraid of the fusel oil? Wifie THAT WORK, AS VOO GOT IT THEN "You say he was overcome by heat on that very hot day last week? "Yes, the sight of his wife in a set of furs proved too much." The Village Gossip HEM PIUHOOK AUO MVS VJVFB Battle' momqw ajht- - MRS TAiEOA PIUHOOK. ISGOIU' To HAVE HIM OP Ikl COURT FDR. 6EATIMS A POOR, PEFEWSELE9S yjBAK VJOMAU. AS SOOM AS HE SETS OUT OP TH' HOPITaC I AMP THEM HOW A0OUY 6AT SOULASH COMm1 HOME ALL LIKKEREO UP AMO SOOKIM TH' OLE FAMILY FAWOT UWtRTH1 (MPRESSIOAI THAT IT WAS CHiCKOJV WHekeJt THVan- - fTEMr - 'tint Was. 321 Mail Carrier's Retirement The Post Office department says that a rural mail carrier is not required to retire when he reaches sixty-thre- e years of age. Retirement is optional and he may carry mail two more years if he so Paper Weakened by Sunlight The folding strength of current record papers after direct exposure to sunlight for 100 hours has been found by the bureau of standards to be from 25 to 63 per cent of the original. NEW PPOVOKIM(t! ICO MOTOR OIL Sold with a Money Back Guarantee Or He was Spiked said that the ancient Greeks played a game much like So maybe Achilles our football. sulked in his tent because he was ordered off the field by the referee. It I GEOEGE WASHINGTOvS TRAVELS 'V By James W. Brooks YA 0 V3ia wmooJ is AV.E'MNOE.ftj Wit? MET m 1776 Coftrriit W All K.ht Jam W. Brook Hl,(oricol1y Correct Sltttclia Br CALVIN FADEB MSt f 11 ttAMU-TO- iw M05T VA5UlNGT)Si'5 W5 CAUGHT ANO CONFINEMENT ANO PUANE " VJOW?5 : MV L To SECCf.T EftVlce MAH NATHAK riALE 6V THE 6CJTI5H IN SEPTEM8E.fi 1776 AFTER, CHiNELANDEB HOUSE AT THE C&m& OF COSE IN THE eTRECTS One IN NEW MDCid CITY . ONW THAT mav imagine ETCH OETECMINATlON HAVE how INTO "THESE VJEOE Hid Mft TO GWE F0& deeply incioent5 wt this GUT ONE TVE GCZAT CIDERS oUK . Nugget of Wisdom We don't hurt people we love. Love simply doesn't function that way. It delights to serve and please. Wisdom From Study How much soever you may atady science, when you do not act wisely you are ignorant. The beast whom they load with books is not profoundly learned and wise; what knoweth his empty skull whether he carrieth firewood or books? Sadi the Persian. A scientist says the core of the earth is solid. So is the surface, if you. fall down. Toledo Blade. HUNG I R.EGEET countby" BEGAN VAWJA9LE ViASMlNGTOH Is V(ASHiN0fOK, PWVEN FBOM NEW 02ii., RETtEATEO TH80OGH NEVJ JE85CY FCOM SrNACii To PRINCETON , THENCE To TEENTON. f(W THE PENNSYLVANIA SHoBC HE OOOPVED BAOi AND C0O55E0 THE PEUWACE H76 GWEC ON CtttSTMA NIGHT MlTH HOT COFFEE SERVED AT AV1EM0CA6L6 AcTlCTN IN AMECUCAN HISToPV. THE MCUoNteV rERRV HOUSE VitR THE CHOS0l!3 TOCV. PUCE,AH0 VKHlOA IS HIS 60J.PIECS MAP-CHENOW WOWN A5 NASHM(3T0MS UNOING THBCCGH 5N0W ANO ICE. A OlSTANCE OF NINE MILES TO CAPTURE. 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