Show Prof Hough astronomer of Northwestern university uni mini is about to publish a report showing that Mars is inhabited and that the time inhabitants have become through evolution a race superior to us of Earth There is no sound reason why it should not be so O. O The Power that created our little planet and endowed us with life and numbered the very hairs of our head surely is great enough to make a race rac of beings being a good deal bigger and brighter than we I poor devils are arc The confession of the three boys whose cache packed with stolen goods was discovered by the police is simply more convincing evidence that the carnival of crime which now rei reigns ns in Salt Lake is exercising evil il influence upon the youth of the city I B By a narrow majority the Alabama Re Republican convention indorsed Roosevelt for Perhaps the fact that Alabama adjoins Booker Washington's State had something to do with unpopularity Sylva says that when her bel company struck a false note it seemed to jar the audience If If the audience detected all the musical breaks the jar must have bave attained the proportions of an earth earth- quake If the murder charge against Eckstein fails to stick he be should be he vigorously ly prosecuted for seli- seli sell sel selling ing liquor to fifteen year year old girls and permitting them to frequent his resort The Shah of Persia has sixty-five sixty wives but they are not all traveling with him Instead he be is a good faithful husband and writes them a nice lam fam il ily letter almost every other day The fact that George Fred Williams was a dole dele delegate gate to the Massa Massachusetts Democratic convention made it certain that there would be bet a long wrap wrangle t Tle The Utah Democrats spoke bravely for the Monroe Mont Mon Montroe roe doctrine so flO did Pres President dent Roosevelt They Ther ought to indorse each other And the sheep trust is about to begin operations The animal with the fleece has a habit of butting hutting in when least expected The Republican cry of Prosperity wouldn't I arouse e enthusiasm in the anthracite coal re regions region just now Daily criminal developments in Salt Lake indicate indi cate cite that a few real detectives are needed on the time police force v The Tho Democrats should be he sure their Cannon is loaded before they train it ou on the enemy I Those St. St Louis oath bound Js J's have not not l ye euch c others other's t innards out y r v t |