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Show AND SHARP. 4H0RT' t't AD VRETISEMENTS. r ii . $ s TOB.m, i ; .? IST They whb by their business would' thrive, CO M P LETE H E R B A L g3f"Dead locks False curls. , ; ,5 V ; i Toeachdetail mustbe alive th' ! OR1 GP"Plired out A retired actor. And nine; to ten,! though e'er so.iobe, v ; . (: Til PEOPLi;,TllliIB, OWN May fail unless they, aAvgrtise f. ;M, Many a man ' has i been prevented from climbing the ladder of fame; on account, of the patch on his pantaloons. 3P There is nothing: like fame I' said a master . ? BY THE U8EOF NATURE'S REMEDIeS. .,f. to hi servant Yes there is' said Iloppererass, 1 would Muck By Dr. O. PHELPS' BROWN'- vv-.prefer a plate of Bacon and Beans. ! Five hundred and four' octavo' pages, cop BTThe following sign is said to be attached to the Lyceum Hall, on Lynde street, Boston: 'W. iontly Llustratea with fihOfWopdi Browning, clothes cleaned and repaired in the thi principle foreign, and faiive.,Medirpl rear.' t s Plants s at well a of all Iheorgans the ' t&This is the way the Sioux Indian counts body, parasitic animal fik'edical apparel s, v-shock-topeten; washeta, yopa, .yominy, toph, shockto, shondelio, 'nipitywirik,' wichcheemony, ; fy . P ST'Sl'CH A'H.'g i -- i - 1 dt - . k e, Advocate. V: ... do you PgTDid anything to resuscitate the asked of a" witness at a corbody T was recently oners inquest. ' searched we the Yes, sir; pockets,' was the coshpopa. . PRICE TWO DOLLARS PErf COPY, WHEN SENT BY MAIL; ; CETS EXTRA.- - Thiannsurpassed medical .work has 'been written, enlarged, qnd thoroughly, revised. It describes the character, history, propertied arid uses of all 'medical plants known off. value, .and , is a thorough instructor of everything pertaining to v domestic medicine. It is admitted; we tbink by all, (Beyou ornament those pies so handsomely to be the Standard Work on all Medicinal Herbal fore a table full of guests.) 'Indade. mum, ain't WARMLY INDORSED BY Remedies. In fact, it is a book that Should tie' in ' it purty? Faith an I did it with yer false teeth, the house of xvxky family! ; f j i, ;; Prescott, Call at this office and inuir Boy of Bancroft, or exaipinc sample copyi P. Marsh, md your orders to George ' Motley, or it , Sure, the table must have been very large, 0 John G. Whittier, Halleck, TTtnV. w PAnmrtfTVTj wouldn't hould many paple. John G. Saxe, N. P. Willis, Daniel Webster, Have you any fine shirts V said a country- EHhu Burrit, II. Coleridge, Rufus Choate, man to a storekeeper. Horace "V-Mannv Ill . Yes, sir. A splendid assortment. Step in sir. Smart, and best the Presidents, than More College in fifty the The and price' cheapest every ''style. Every American and European Schollars. market, sir. Are they dean?' is the Dictionary used in the Webster Printing Office. To be sure, sir.' August 1S77. Then you had better pnt on one, foi you need School and Family should have ft for Every use and reference. it,' said the countryman, with great gravity. help in training children to become family men man seeing a sign, Spectacles, or helps and women. intelligent to reading,1' went into the shop, and tried on sevQeveral years later, and has one fifth more matter eral pairs, but nose suited him. lie could not U than any other Dictionary. read with any of them. ' At last the dealer asked authorized authority in Courts of Justice, for him if he could read without spectacles. Why, ?ie meaning of words. , no said the man ; I never lamt, and that's why in advance of any definitions far and Etymologies I want yer helps to readin. Ex. II other Dictionary. Well, if he could notread, how did he know Recommended by U. S. Chief Justice Waite as Are Five Cents for postthe best In the world II the highest authority for definitions.1 what was on the sign? the Floral Guide, telling how. to will age buy THE BEST get them. left the spelling bee pi ten o'clock and prHa recommended State Schools. Address, JAMES VICK, Rochester, N. Y. Superintenby stopped in a saloon oh his way home. Here he & different States of Prests. 60 dents 35 'em friends times divers who set. met several College tip1' and he reached'home about midnight, with a con- About 33,000 have been placed in Public Schools law or School Officers. fused brain and a very demoralized pair of legs. Then he swore that somebody had stolen the key- Contains 3,00 illustrations, nearly three times ILLUSTRATED' as any other Dictionary. hole, but his wife, with a fearful scowl on her GUIDE, or a ship, bn page 1751, illustrates brow and a lamp in her hand, admitted him. pictures Abeautiful work of loc Pages, One Oolored 'Prunkl she exclaimed. I ? (hie) drunk. riree meaning of more than.lOO words. Tharz easynuiF 'Brute (hie) brute. Sale of Webster is 20 times as great as that of Flo wet Plate, and 600 Illustrations, with other Dictionaries. Give us harder one.1 'Idiot. Tharz harder (hie) Descriptions of the best Flowers pnd Vegetables, d i i but I kin spellum (hie). 5 with price of seeds, and how to grow them. ALSO idiot (hie).' Now give us a stunner (hie) ' She All for a Five Cent STamp. IiI English or German. Address, James V 1 cx, Rochester, ,N., Y. picked up the poker and gave him a stunner and the spelling bee adfournea Sint di. " 1,1 , fearsome lady, who has more reverence for the Z040 Pages Octavo. 600 Engravings. CABHPAIDFOR iminspiration she draws from Helicon than that folis not Is it rightly claimedbtbat Webster after the ported from Havana, comes down the OF of the ALL weed.; patrons lowing style upon FLOijR, NATIONAL THE STANDARD his never ' press lips, May lady His proffered love returning, AND Who makes a furnace of his mouth, 3000 Engravings .1840 Pages Quarto FOUR PAGE8. COLORED PLATES , i , rcrly. Published by 6 & CMERRI AM,' Spring- did h, i field,1 Mass. ESBridget. youare quite an artist ; how ? . re--, ; ; ' j-- : . ;; ,, f t r-- - To-da- . y. Fitz-Gree- ne . . T? ... . prA -- . MAL D-r-u-- B-r-o-- I-- ! o-t -- d-g -- d-i -- g-t, Websters National Pictorial Dictionary. . V Dl . : ? Gill And none but those who smoke themselves, Have kisses for a smoker. Ex. Qpite sensible. If the girls of- Utah were as wise, the boys would soon stop smoking. " ' !49rBase Ball'definitions : The right field the fieldof duty. A base hit a blow below the belt. without music. A good A dead Rothchild one the of catch girls. Put out on the first the man who gets Ai reaches his second tne man who refuses to fight a duel. The champion pitcher the pitcher that goes often to the fountain and remains unbroken. Albany Evening yvurnal. Might have added a short stop the exchange reader who comes in the morning and gets out by nose of a tramp dinner time. A foul tip-d- ie Out on a fly escapes down the . ball-danci- Iwr dun. At KNOwLDKBs, I2tf SaLjtke City' ILLUSTRATED 3a Pages, a Oolored Plate in every numlier and many fine Engrayings. Price $i.a$ a year ; Five Copies for $.00. Specimen Numbers sent for. 10 cents : 3 trial copies for 2$ cents. Address. JAMES YlCK, Rochester, N. Y. . GENEALOGY. As I am preparing to Publish the Pages, Six Colored Plates, and many hundred Engravings.' Price 50 cents in paper covers ; $1.00 in elegant cloth. In German or English. Address, JAMES VICK, Rochester, N. Y. 175 THE Weth-erbe- e, Hale, Doubleday, Griswold, and Carpenter Genealogies in book form, all LADIES persons by the above names and relatives of the same, are respectfully. solicited to apply tor Blanks to fill, which will enable CO-OPERA- . STORE TIVE AT HARRISBURGH them to furnish me, the desired information who subscriber don't servant 4 that I need and aid in preparing the works And a slothful pay his subscription. An enterprising servant the subscriber who pays his subscription in S VICK'S A mulP tlie imen. ED.--PEACHE- iSYlONAKf. ng comp, who sells his string in the middle of the week, at a discount of 35 per cent, in order to take his girl to the county fair or Barnum's only greatest Champion catcher one who catches the champion comp, of the Office, stealing sorts. The boss natter that which makes the best cakes. Striking out loosing a sit. by trying to'get higher wages. An amateur the fellow who sends to a Type Foundry for Italic spaces. Chicago Spec- - lliil;' Keep constantly on hand and for sale, a for Publication. Supply of everything usually found at Respectfully. Joseph Wethrrbee Carpenter, a Variety or Count! y Store. Call and ate lor youc selves. Box 561. St. Getrge, Utah. n. , r |