Show ElKS HOLD High Jinks at t Social och Session Last j 4 FB FRED D VARDE 4 ACTOR MADE MAD AX CRU MAN AN Fun aad a Frivolity Ran Ban Riot at the theD B D P O 0 E L RaIl Hall For Tor Several Hours our Had Bad to Sing a Song SOngor and the Results Beth or er Make Hake I ke a Speech W Were re Most Ludicrous j jA 4 A l big hig ip h rd of If Elks gathered nJ ht at Elk Ik hall hail and with Frederick F Vard the tragedian as leader it mode made a aM a ahole Wg hole in the th wee sma hours of o th with its it varied and antic There were J EIk of all Kinds there and there wa Watt wit and 11 and ami enjoyment of a hilarious character such uch as makes an aa epoch In ai aJ Elk lod e For this is III I the aUs 11 soda ocl ha na been looked forward to by l ledge dg No Thi Thit II t Shadow Grow Less 35 s 8 of Salt St Lake with expectation and anticipation of o the kind of a time There were w ee all aU the requisites for fora fora fora a good time there were good fellows in abundance who 00 were at their beet beat there was a champagne punch of Joe r brew which tasted like Uke honey drops drop distilled dl and created a athirst athirst athirst thirst for more There waa was a a cold lunch over which Steve Kne pre pro presided sided aided nt tit to tickle the palate of ot an epi evi epicure epicure cure it was a lunch which was in Jt n self seif a work of or art and a joy jo far or seven J 1 J tJ t ii Jj j I r rI 7 C Be Celia Calm and Grow Grow a Little Said Mr Kr Wade WadeS hours hou WRIt Warde so 50 brimful of vit It that he bubbles lb ee over ever with It ft there Was wac little more mor to be desired delred laity Kany Guests G ests Present Man rs had bad been invited to partake of o th tJ hospitality and aDd the fun provided bythe by br the Elks There wore were al ii almost most roost as many visitors as members of or orthe the order It was K a representative ro gathering with A t Jewish Rabbi on the theone t tone one end nd and an Episcopal minister on the other Dress Dr suits were we there in abundanceS abundance and Otto with an air immaculate and expansive front looked like a real German l hams aron The social session se lon which did not com can commence mence until 11 1130 M when Mr Cr Warde who bad had finished th shed at the Salt Lake Ike the theatre theatre theatre atre came down He was introduced to Elks Elka innumerable tD Exalted Rul r Mulvey rapped Ms gavel and turned the meeting over Vr to tf t E D R it Thompson I Iau I as au a temporary nary sTy chairman Mr Thomp Thompson I IOn son eon On that h he hr intended d to make a speech pooch in fart fact he be had it written out I but Jut he lie i l included that he h would not ot deliver it Then he Mr I 1 1 1 I Joe Intends Extends tends the l Big Bi Mi Mit t Wards Warde as permanent chairman cial who wh responded in one of his Ms happiest happle t and neatest t addresses addressee He tIe congratulated the lne Elk Elks on their wonderful l success in building up such sucha a strong ng lodge in so 0 short shod a time From members less lees than one oi year ago It had grown grOW to a membership of which he said was unprecedented in the history of Elk lodges Then he h told of the grand lodge meeting mooting at St Louis last year when the were thronged with nun hun dr da of Elks from every ev y part pan firt of the country countr and the tho whole of St Louis was wan thrown open to them Becoming humorous he le said ld that th there thee he met I e and M E B Mulvey as Wg big a pair pairas pairas pairas as any an other at the lodge lod e eLong Long and Short of It l Th ey y are the long and the short of it the tho breadth and the he oon Mn tinned Why as u they drove rove past in sj 7 7 r l d l of Uinta County Wyo carriage with a I heard a lady Yuk ask Is I that tit UI kind of Elks Elk they grow brow in the ther r On Oa Mr ildr went telling many manyI f funny my stories and cracking many jokes as the audience roared d and aad applauded He lie suggested that the grand nd lodge Jod e meeting for 1902 1 19 be he held in lu the west and that Denver be chosen as u a com corn compromise promise a point whereat w there was wan much i applause the matter with wit Salt Lake someone called out GUt Not replied ret re ted ed the speaker but bute W be e calm and grow a little yet yeti I i The remainder of the entertainment was a roaring u farce I funnier than the performance of any theatrical company that has ever come cometo cometo cometo I to Salt Lake Its It feature wa tile the Ger Gm German German man nan staging ngIng claw c cin with Otto Stahl Stahlman l man as teacher Had the teacher been born bora a comedian he could not have created more fun han than came from his bill impromptu efforts There followed some seme serio and nd humorous remarks by b byne Rev ne Daunt Sctt SeK Sc then a recitation by Ted Tod T d Goodwin A J Van Tan Va Kuran Ku local treasurer of the Oregon Short Line a 1 very ery eda R r tIvi I IwaS waS to 10 n ci S T I more d to Sp ak th tt ti r c v y tnt ma councilman from the th S t ni n ward found Cound that he wa Va was down j n n he Ite li pm pt gramme for JL it speech se o h Lt L H Fr Frand and Ted Tod showed shed hu ed experience arid and training I Inthe li e cake walk et which c fI Herr Here Professor thoy they did George Osmond made a ach speech ch entitled the Elks in Their New Nw ome and nel W J Hills of Evanston one of the nine recently Initiated Elks was ve called on for a speech were in addition to this pro gramme gramme and interspersed with it many other features as laughable as an any anything anything anything thing seen on a stage Through it all allran allran allran ran the witticisms ms of the chairman air Mr Warde The fun continued till the early hours of the morning tilt till the chickadee came out to chirp and aDd the thera rays ra s of oC the sun sOn began to rise over the whitened Wasatch range ra e I I II T t t 11 T I Ten nl 4 EN 15 ME l 11 4 p k 4 I l i tWOS IS c i i 4 H Hid id 4 r r mst 5 I t r rc y c J 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