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Show Page Four WEBER IIEEALD THE BEST PLACE TO TRADE IS AT THE Modern Market Meats and Groceries 2430 WASH. AVE Something to remember you by when school days have gone YOUR PHOTO MOORE'S STUDIO MARTIN'S CASH GROCERY Most up to date stock. Lowest prices on bench. "If advertised we have it" School supplies and Candies. 740 24th St. Phone 537 Utmost cleanlinessLeast effort when you use a ROYAL Suction Cleaner 2569 WASH. UPSTAIRS Ogden City Floral Company GEO . SHARRATT, Propr. 413 Twenty-Fourth St. Office Phone 1603 Res. Phone 2878w "Flowers for all Occasions" he best shoe values are to be found in JONES SHOES THE H. W. JONES CO. 24G1 Washington Ave., Ogden. SHOES FOR UHE WHOLE FAMILY THE Watson-Tanner Clothing Co. The store where your dollar is always worth 100 cents to you "SEE US FIRST" We Excel In Assortment, Prices, Service, Books, Stationery and Such BR AM WELL'S Try NON-KINK Garden Hose The Best Hose Made WATSON & FLYGARE Hardware Co. Weber College Prepares you for life And you will never get more real joy in life, than in your association with us. The High School offers the best in any course, whether Commercial, Practical, or Intellectual, that is to be had in the state Watch our Qraduate He has a Reputation U. HaveYouEver TriedNoodles If so you will try them again. If not, try them and you will eat them always. Matsuba Co. 24th3st. SCOVILLE PAPER CO. WHOLESALE AND LOTS OF IT S. and French Official Feminine (By He Knows Better .Mary had a Thomas cat, It warbled like Caruso; A neighbor swung a baseball bat, Now Thomas doesn't do so. So Do Pitchers Clarence B. There was a big explosion in town today. Ike What was it? C. B. The wind blew up Washington avenue. Teacher I see they are now manufacturing asbestos shingles which will not burn. Bobby W. I guess that depends on how they are used. Young Why did you whistle in class today? Beany B. I didn't mean to. I had a little air in my mouth and I wanted to push it out; I didn't know it was joing to make a noise. Mrs. Jones Did you see my sun-hurst at the party last night? Neighbor No; but I thought he would if he took another bite. Dr. Lind When I was a small boy I was left an orphan. Orla S. What did you do with it? Lind (in chemistry) What is the meaning of HC1? Art H. The High Cost of Living. Mamie Mel seems to be a promising fellow. Ruth No doubt about it. I engaged to him once myself. very THE shoe rOR MEM What Joe Must Be and Do Choosing an ideal wife is indeed a difficult task. One may .search long for the right one, his ideal life com-' pi'.nion, or again he may suddenly discover her and a case of love-at-1 first sight is the result. My wife must be a comfort to me in trouble, rejoice in my success and en-' courage and make suggestions as to mv lmdertnkinirK. I nre-1 fer her beautiful, hut she must po3-sess an amiable and pleasing character. She must be economical and should be a, good cook, else a man's life will be ruined. However the greatest requirement is that she must be a home-maker. Russell Petty. Blessed is He That Expects Nothing I do not expect very much from my wife, if I am ever so unfortunate as to have one, because I am not up to much myself. She can do as she pleases and I will do the same, for if we do not agree, we will seek other company where we can. By ran Stalling. War News at Utah Frivolity Hank) He thought he'd surely made a hit, When for his photograph she prayed, "Out, -when this calls." she wrote on it And gave it to her maid. "When is a Ford not a Ford?" "When it turns turtle." Teacher Tommy, give me a sentence.Tommy I is Teacher You mean I am Tommy I am the ninth letter in the alphabet. Ex. Mrs. Shurtliff In this stanza what is meant by the line, "The shades of night were falling? Bertha Barker People were pulling down their blinds. (Dedicated to Walt Stevenson.) There was a young chemistry tough, While mixing some confounded stuff, Put a match to the vial, And after awhile, We found his front teeth and a cuff. Properly Answered An alien, wishing to be naturalized, applied to the clerk of the office, who requested him to fill out a blank, which he handed him. The first three lines of the blank ran as follows:Name Born Business The answers follow: Name, Jacob Levinsky. Born, Yes. Business, Rotten. $4.00 to $9.00 A P air CLARK'S 2358 Washington Ave. "Hinks" Better Half In getting married one should be very careful, as some men are al-w ays getting "stung." Not expecting more from his wife than he can offer her, he must be sure he loves her. Now. look at Russ Petty, he has an ideal wife in store for him that is if all goes well. Bobby Wilkinson says, "A poor man should marry an old maid because she will know how to run the house, and all that sort of stuff, while the rich men get all the 'cream' as usual." I believe differently. It is possible for a good looking woman to have as much "horse sense' as it is for an old maid. Above all else in this serious matter, be sure you get one who is willing to live on your income. In short secure a wife suited to your tastes and means, and then live happy ever after, maybe! Here's wishing Mamie and Lew a long and happy life. Paul Hinckley. High Cost of Living "Send a dollar's worth of meat out to my house. If there Is no one at heme, just poke it ' through the keyhole." Why don't hens lay eggs at night? Because they are roosters. Theatre Twice a Week. OGDEN ELECTRIC SUPPLY CO NEW ADDRESS 2430 WASHINGTON AVE. We are pleased to announce the opening of our New Store on Washington Ave. Previous address: Opposite Alhambria Theatre Present Address: 2448 Wash. Ave. ELECTRIC SUPPLY CO, Painless. Dentists East side Washington, between 24th and 25th 2468 Wasnington Ave. THE CLASS 18 Will be needing ., Pins and Rings It's time to order them now from a reliable local dealer J. S. LEWIS & CO. Jewelers Does it Pay To Back a School Paper We just know it does Our buyers are leaving for New York and they're going to buy lots of pretty things for you pretty girls PAINE & HURST SUITS MADE TO ORDER CLEANING, PRESSING, ALTERING and REPAIRING P. A. Vellinga 580, 24th Street Crow |