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Show One tor the Conductor. Hero is a man for "Hub" Vrooland to tako noto of for promotion: The passangor, whun approached for his faro, said: "I havo paid It." Tho conductor con-ductor remonstrated politely. "I bag your pardon, but you did not pay It t6 me," ho said, "nnd I am in charge o( this car." Tho passenger ropliod,, drawing himself well up: "Do I look like a man who would beat a street railroad cut of 5 cents?" "No, sir, yuu do not, whon I am tho conductor. None of your sort has ovor beaten KO yet." Tho D cents was promptly producod. Now York Proas. |