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Show U 11 TWO DOLLARS ?5Jf,.l,J"fft"wl" , 1 Tjbum Buys ft splendid watch for a boy. Will get him to school on lime, and stand a whole lot of hard, usage. Guaranteed (ust the same as the expensive ones. Othersatfrom$5. $7.50 and up. We pay the transportation on all avs -t- TgT, Ifiain170n purchases of $5 or over salt txnt cirt . UTAH ui PER- ling Drunkenness and Opium Diseases. Tt wttk its candles here and there tree was all tinkle ai with a merry swayed tke tfiftf it had to bear. ad all was now completed for the morrow that should 1 ' t . i i . cauarca rouna1 .1ia ,iree. 'Jin joyous welcome greeteai iny tne rVoen I may Kave dreamed it o, But the grace of Ions' ago jJme through tLe Kuak of midaigkt and bided tke re witk Then It publicity, c tlckieu. I.eJIn treated mettle el i. their owe) boatee. THK KEtLEV S 334 W. S.ele Temple Street. Sett Uke Cite. EAI.S, BTKNCII.H. HAIMi KM. 'i'KAKK UHH'KK, Etc. hull OuLflM and iillit'. In stuck. RUBBER STAMPS ak Souvenir. "I have beard all kinds of queer names for much abused automobile drivers," said Contractor John L. Joyce, who himself Is an enthusiastic chauffeur, "but the queerest I ever heard was used a few days ago by an old gentleman from Crab Creek. "It was the day after Eearnest Are, and I was going out on the Albert street car line. The oia gentleman took a seat alongside of me, and, the conversation turning to current events, we fell to discussing the fire. " 'That was quite a fire, wasn't it?" aid the old gentleman. "'Yes,' I replied. 'Three machines A Misting TO . in m s ' www II Mil - at ft t I I I destroyed.' " So I heard,' said the old gentleman. Three machines destroyed and now they can't find the souvenir'." II "W, Ml, ..in hiv till I ruin 7 w I I I ii' m tJKIII 111 t IV II f 'I A ' V I T sh-nc- NJS!jWI I ,i01 StS.V - Wis. J?v f .i allWta When. 1 i. 1 tnsvhtfart-enTfcraui- C . . hrohbed with miuio and env. Vms awmw caeMwrv. e X. . f . dreaminff but tblre roM a glorious ckime eld of wereUami-nt- f ace and e NITRO CLUB And timet as was Ckriitma t MFWnT.TIR SHOT SHELLS .t:. Dayl te 'r w r ' rrft iv,'", of ghooters have sworn by the "old (K-,-S- r UPviC NEW CLUtib. yellow Shells They have never been found wanting where, wary, (Ii game is concerned. Misfires are never thought of with these old reliable, hard i hitting shells. ' i r, , lilll hard-to-ki- ll i i rihl. (Cp LffliQ Just Stood Pat Finds Oul ! Ut Wilbur m I I 1 ! , ! Specialization. Doctor What can t do for yon? ' ratK-ni iiave rut my index nng"r. Doctor Very sorry. But 1 am specialist! on the middle finger. File- - gsnde Blaetter. Shot at Teddy. I se that Roosevelt Is bow workin' on a Noo York magazine. HI Holier Weil, they've got the right man In the right place If he's eonductin" the ansewrs pendents column. A Jed Prouty e go Pop Yes, my son, but It wouldn't If It wss 6ividd amontf all the people who want It. Philadelphia Record. D NotbH called me to her day before yesterday and sod she wanted me to help her do something. She bad a peece of pencil In bar band that was about a inch long and looked as If she bad chewed It to sharpen It, and she bad a lot of notes made on the hack of a bill from the A W. U. A smokeless powder tliefl equally popular in is the NITRO CLUB Sled Unel its cl would be glad to see In my things stockin on Cbrlstmus morning. If I was a woman of course 1 would yern for dimund bracelets and necklaces and rings and gold wotcbes that 1 could pin on me somewhare whare a pickpocket could get them without plckln my pocket Thare never waa a pickpocket tbat oould pick ft woman's pocket xcept one that lived in Noo York, and he had been marrld forty times, snd he confessed that the reeson he got marrld so menny times waa Just becos be wanted to I greosmaker. Henry, she aaid. I am punled to eth to kno what to give your pa and1 four Unkfl Wlllyura for Chrlnmus. go wish you would kind of pump them and ae what they would like to bav, and then tell me, without giving it away to them what you are trying to out right ma, I told her, and tried to get ft pek at her list to ee If she j j ! j j j j All bad ir, volver I down for the tnaggiexlne re- wsnt Put she folded tip the paper and put It away. So that right when pa and Unkel Dill waa sluing In the librarey taikin about the way senator Tillman bad better look out or be will be playing In m drams that has a press at;ent, or Ie h will be rrarkin ft black unako whip around In Uukl Toms Caobn. I aat pa wbat be ttiot waa tbe rigftt kir-of ft Chrivrous present. You otto he natlsfide with what v ; get. my young man, he aed, eomirsg arcmnd and hlniin. I alnt hintln. I told him. I just wondered wbat your Idee would be about ne for yonrelf. Crate gcott! he sd. Has It come to this? It In bad enuft to hafto fork over for the fool things yure ma buye for me without havin to pay for something you get for me. I dont want to gel you anything, I ed. I Just want to get yure Idee about what yon want. Unkel p,; npnke op and fd most men could tell what they wanted better t y teliln wbat dont want What would you like to hav, unkel Bill? t him. sed, there Is lots of Well, now, tT at f ;0cyWi ori p, , i You wate till you get marrld, pa spoke up reel quick. Finelly pa and Unkle Bill tbay got me to tell them about ma astin me to And out wbat they wanted, and then they laffed and laffed, and Unkel Bill aed It was a refreebln Indication of tbe change that waa takln place when a woman even thought of tblnkln about wbat you wanted. He aed they usually went abed and got what they wanted you to want You tell your ma, pa aed, that as neer aa you can tern wbat 1 want la more balr on my bed, my wlsdum tooth filled, and rockkln chares that i wont bump Into with my legs when I get up In the mornln. And If she asta you what f want unkel Bill sed, you tell her that I am noncommittal to ft degree, but that you think I would prefer a tobacko pouch that has sashay powder Inside the lining. collar and cuff bos with pink tatln Inside of It ft cigar cutter that I can hang on my watch chane whenever I want to feel pertickerly ashamed of myself, silver handled pensil tbat she caa borrow frum me the day after Cbrlsmus am) never glv back to me, and ft smokln set made out of hammered brass tbat I enn sell to somebuddy for finger mW lW "Cmrnt Umm 1910" A,t,, 299 Br,Jwm' ' pe S i.l mm m i lurn whare ft woman kepa her pocket. It was ft matter of prnfeshnut pride with him, hecos he sed thare was no profit In pickin a womans bunch pocket wh"n all you got was of (ample and button hook and a powder rag and betwene thirty and forty sents. But I dont e what plckln pockets has to do with ChHumtia presents, I sed. d Brother Johnnl No, Wbat? Sister Sue I saw a fat lady at th circus lal summer and I wlph I had br flocking to hang up on Cbrlrtmat night rVtVPtrt rm JcJL if liritT- - TT STlOV WMITt Kr- - m high frdm lamp, o)J at low riru tnetm. gst rrm s no 4ier immp av4 at ti v S i of tsi(M4 br-e-; aj tl(fk fcap mreJ ) r rrvm In inr twt,ev The plaitM 4Mrr,mn x, further itvywgf to i of that mn 'Id u the raine of he K A f law 9 MM. vi mat If tut at roar, writ wrrwhew AttKriffUrm cirvmimr In he nmrM srTw of the CONTINENTAL OIL COMPANY (itrtwtlW) rtraw. Vefiait Hrr ii.f TV N Will Keep Your IMKA Harness soft as a glove tough as a vire black as a coal SM IL - fey mr Mu.-rueir- Dealer tfaeiyfcwe (leH ron Continental Oil Company I.WI' MW. U Susdr oil Compter HirleiiJ COLT DISTEMPER Iw fI. of A'-- ft gt HER ONE BIQ WISH. Sister Sue Johnnie, do you know like most? what I wo-jl- BLA0 CitJ ii Rf o Ump U TierB) ar laniTHi ihil nr Th r.a. fvf "Henry, She Said, I 'Am Puzzled te Death te Know What te Give Your Pa end Uncle William for Christmas.' ii: ( 2 m r lmk Kww : III I Nbtt) DARK OUTLOOK BEFOREHAND. "Mamma," asks the little boy, "how can Santa Claus Into our fiat when we haven't any chimney nothing but a steam radiator?" "lit win probably slip la by the basement door, darling." "It's all off then." says the lad, wltn ft surprlflng vigor In the oae of slang. "That Janitor will put him out of business before be can unpack his sack." iiti'-'l'- steel lining guarantees a uniform load when hunting under the most severe weallm conditions. SW0rtLLS5 POWDER That's rite, pa sed. But the hest Cbrlsmus present for a man, tinkel Pill sed. Is to pick out ft Bf:y dollar preent for him, that he would hafto pay for when tbe biU comes In, and then not get It W. D !;ii!!!ii. THE IW10N METALLIC CARTRIDCE COMPANT howls. fCesyrieht, 1!9. Hii The powder charge protected by the SheL mm Nbil.) Bed " Sorry He Spoke. Myrtilla's beau was bantering Mrr tllla's 8 year-olsister. "I hear tht Jimmy Jenkins Is courting you. EV.r," he said; "now don't you think he's b ginning rathr young?" "Oh, no," said the wis) child; "h11 probably have his mind made up to propose by the time we're both grown Pi" Heiiru) 1IU, :ii;ii:i!5 : mm , ' Home Companion. i'-- i '; I in iiinlUi I i Talk about being between two Urea, a Camden man was aroused by his wife the other night, who said she thought a burglar was in the house and wanted papa to go downstairs and chase him. Papa promptly declined. "What's the matter?" scornfully asked wlfey, "are you afraid?" "No," replied the old man, replacing tils head upon the pillow, "Hut while I'm downstairs chatting the burglar you'll be going through my clothes, so It's about sis in one and a half dozen In the other." Philadelphia Telegraph. The Sixth Sens. In a primary school examination, over which I once had the pleasure to preside, one of the questions wss with regard to the five senses. One of the bright pupils handled the subject thus: "The five sense are: Sneezing, nob-- , blng. crying, yawning,' coughing. Uy the sixth sense is meant an extra one which som folks have. This Is Tommy's iij wi W mm leS i gravely at his questioner, replied: "Well, mum; yet see. It war an 'obby of Is'n." Harper's Magazine. found? aa otangel wintf. - Not Enough For All. Tommy Pop, does the earth MlrAO Mil Mi isuillai d i. ClinJrs-iif-si- Hobby. A gentleman formerly attached to the American cmhassy at London tells how an old country sexton in a certain Eni;llh town, in showing visitors round the church yard, used to stop at one tomb and say: "This Vre is the tomb of 'Enry 'Oojvr. an' 'Is eleven wives. "Eleven!" excalinted a tourist, on oae occasion. "Dear me! That's rather a lot, Isn't It?" . the sexton, looking Whereupon Woman's NEW YORK. x i . . Hi snor-Ing.- Thirty Years Company.n Exact Copy of Wrapper. X. h jth.; vanunea vtficm Xinen quiteaway. aiowty But upoally7itV1a bi for .ory 0v The Centaur ii For Over Guaranteed under I he Tr fcringa X that Was kw AdCmoWntf .T tl UK1 MZm s i. ss off Facsimile Signature iSS USQ n tht i 7 Srtd . Worms .Convulsions Teveri and LOSS OF SLEEP. Una" poa tke tree j Strange glory hU the tYlfle. The .marveling tkat stiflefall speack laid hold on met I tVttVl old"., ttiit led the toriedkings r At ., In e ntir Stamach. Diarrhoea . Stood a cross, of jewel-flaWkick from eut tke skadows eame And softly came a chantingX "To tkese, tke little onesl" I ii I ! II m II SttJ Aperfect Remedy forConslipa-lin- rrl ' Nr J Ah, ' 17,1 US II iaW L x - I Bread In Sheets. Women of the Mokl Indians In the deserts of New Mexico make bread no thicker than a sheet of In 6hct-tpaper. The corn, of which the bread Is made, is ground between two heavy Stones until it becomes very fine. Then It is mixed with water and a very thin batter is spread on a hot stone over the fire, where It la allowed to bake for considerable time. When one side is baked the other Is turned. Sheet after sheet is baked In this manner. No salt is used In the butter, and the tread has a sweetish taste. It is usually blue, taking the color of the corn 'from which It is made. Christian Science Monitor. U k ill Telegram. C7.ir AW of tmfitim efeeV e. me ilHI Signature AUArJUSmtt rM a beauty put all knowing, witk tke majoty tkat stuns. II Beara the It, as docs a steeper wLea dreams hold the beart of bim inadows grew tke deeper till tke tree was blurred and dia I r ii .1e t l i i suw -- m in mirecivueiv igwiof a. vi . in NA11COTIC 'Jnism ii, Sa-low-'s Youngstown NOT Itinm r ' V forAs-similat- Promotes Dtostion.Cheerful- nr ssand Rest Contains neither Opium .Morphine nor Mineral it;4 . Rubber Trp. Mll nrtli'm prompt HltiMiUon. ALT LAKE STAMP CO., Salt City Tha Kind You Havo Always Bought 3 PER CENT Preparation iheFoodandTJt'uln- the S lomachs and 13015 of ALCOHOL-!?f etable A POSITIVE MANENT CURE FOR Hue For Infanta nnd Children. MjiiiianTiimiCTaaiina t n f Ivw rrT 4 eft i vy ,pra AXLE GHEASEi Kepe the epinflle lirigSt fntn grit Tr? a box Ial-- hers. Manofactur.'J by Oil Comtuny (Inc ) Tor Li Li Lu ASSAYS .r-- l la as i kj ImJ RELIABLE r,fln44 , 'i'l La i PROMPT T"- te.,.r, Iviwr.teee. uX r . Sta- - 'a v Continental Oil Co. When in LOS ANGELES StTp at HEW it to tn name rarrmtor wnon yrw need 8 rTe-t- HOTEL DROHDVnY Droadv.,' 205207 toNorth fUttwi n Si M t 1r. v W. H. U, Salt take Cifjr, N. 51- - |