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Show CAUSTIC HUMOR OF GALILEO. Used In Oemoli.hing Argument Made by Brother BeientieL In a recently published biography of Galileo some stories are told of the caustic humor of that bold Investigator. Lotario Sarsl, a writer on science, haring said that the Babylonians used to cook eggs by whirling them In a The cause of sling, Galileo replied: such an effect is very remote from that to which it Is attributed and to find the true cause I shall reason If an effect does not follow thus: with us which followed with others at another time It Is because In our experiments something Is wanting which was the cause of the former success; and if only one thing la wanting to ns that one thing Is ths true cause. Now we have eggs and slings and strong men to whirl them, and yet they will not become cooked; nay, 11 tney were hot at first they more quickly become cold; aad since nothing Is wanting to us but to ba Babylonian It follows that being Babylonians is ths true cause why the eggs became cooked and not to the friction of the air, which is what I wish to prove." Straighten Up The main muscular supports of body weaken and let go under Backache or Lumbago. Ta restore, itrenfthau aad atralohtan up, uaa St Jacobs Oil Pries 25c. and 50c. India Rubber Imports. The Importation of India rubber into the United States last year exceeded 50,000,000 pounds, and was valued at more than $30,000,000. The Imports have Increased about 50 per cent In the last ten years. Over worth of manufactures from India rubber are now turned out annually from American fsctorles. sMUttUUHIIIHlllilfultultuuuullll5 E E E Fergus Coalter Combination Bign Post How often a traveler on a public highway wishes for a sign board at cross roads to direct him which path he should take, but wishes in vain! But the seed has been sown, and the farmers In the country districts and the drivers and automobillsts In the cities are pressing the demand for good roads and signs to Indicate where they lead to. The appropriations made by many states are but the beginning of stretches of good highway, which will reach from end to end of the country, and with this road improvement long distance automobile runs will be the rule Instead of the exception, with a possible revival of cycling In addition. The sign board, should be the companion of all good roads, and "the more Information It can Impart the greater will be Its value to the traveling public. The combination here illustrated seems to answer all purposes very well, comprising, as It does, not only the necessary sign boards Indicating directions and distances, but also a weather vane, sun dial, thermometer, mail box and place for weather bulletins for MUSIC CO. $350 PIANOS FOR $190 $150 ORGANS FOR $75 $100,-000,0- Beware of Ointments for Catarrh E E Iio. that Contains Mercury. mercury wll anraly Scatter the lenia of amOll mi completely derange the whole lyotom when aniartag Such articles It through the mucous surfaces. a prescription! from E should never ba used except Fergus Coalter Music Co., as tha damage E rrpuiabls physician, they will do la E tea fold to the goad you can poaalbly derive from SALT LAKE CITY. manufactured by V. i. Cum, fc (ham. Hall's Catarrh O.. centalne no mercury, aad Ce., Toledo, Chesty gnwnnwwwfTnHHtmiTTmniiHWwnwtin la taken Internally, acting directly upon the blood and luuceua aurfaeea f the ayatem. In buying Hall e Catarrh Cura ba aura you gat tha genuine. It b lakta Internally and mads la Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. ly AC. Teetimentali free. Seld by Druggist. Trie 7Se per bottle. Halls Family rill are the bast. ! to Mcusas'rawr a wlm. A Feminine ToaaL At a state Federation dlaner, enjoyed by club women of the Northwest, in St. Paul, Mian., a witty response to the toast, The Ideal Man," Man Is the paragon ran at follows: On his own ground hs of animals. surpassed the lion in magnanimity, the fox In acumen, the parrot In repartee, the monkey In versatility, the ant la the spider thrift, the fish In In all that goes to make up a valued member of society. I dare say that, If all the facts were known, man la more of an absolute success than the mule!" aelf-contro- l, Pisa's Cure for Consumption la medlolne for coughs and oolds. N. Ocean Grove, N. J., Feb. 17, 1900. uY, Infallible Baxubi Dressing the Hair In Africa. The Suk tribe In Africa work their matted hair Into a kind of bag-shape- Baat mattraaa In tho world. Bstter than Any Csstsrn msks. Will csst you loos money, Ask your doolor for it. Look for our trodo mark. Utah Bedding & Co., Mfg Salt Uks City. Sd Watt and 6th North Sts d chignon stiffened with clay. This reaches almost to the waist. The Suk also wears a curious cape made ol monkey Bkln rubbed soft. This cape Is not worn for warmth or protection from the nun, but when it rains they put the cape over their heads to prevent the clay being washed out of their hair. . SMOKE Mrs. Wlwalow'a Soothing Hyrup.' For children teething, aortena tbe gums, reduces tn Summation, allays pain, curas wind colic. SScabottM. "Not how cheap, but how rood." Whitaker & CRISMON Dallas, Makers, o!tl7. uta" & NICHOLS, SEND PON PRICE LIST. tW . Waat Temple p. o. sox 7. It SALT LAKE CITY R. H. OFFICER & CO., ASSAYERS AND CHEMISTS Salt Laki City, Util RELIABLE irrrr a .TP .It Prompt rotnnw Sold aad Him .. Gold. BUr'r, Oopr mall temple. .a Ogden Assay Co. Stops the Cough and Works Off the Cold Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. Price 25c. Walked Many Thousand Mile. An English postman died recently leaving an authenticated record of hav lug walked 211,000 miles in the forty-twyears he was employed in ths postofflee. ASSAYS. I I Second Thoughte. Deacon C. had an Irish girl who was decidedly verdant. The Deacon was building a woodhouse on ground And., shure, which enclosed a well. said his servant, "are ye goln to move the well?" Observing a smile on his face, she added: "Ah! what a big fool I be. Shure lviry drop of water would run out moving it!" o Banyan, cola. HIGHEST CASH PRICE PAID FOR RAW FURS and GAME HEADS MEHE8Y. THE FURRIER. WKITB POR PRIOR LIST. BALT LAKH OIT V. UTAH RSBIQin IllUOlU CURED PERMANENTLY Harding's Cell Cancer Cure OGDEN, UTAH. For General Information. of farmers in the surroundbenefit the ing country. The mail and bulletins are to be deposited each by the carrier on the rural mail route on which the board 1b situated, and the device will thus provo of sufficient value to the people living in its Immediate neighborhood to Induce them to have an eye to Its maintenance and protection. The hrntor. is JLOMj .Weglein, Jr., of PhiTadelpPiA,' Pa.-Glveo Exercii One great dlffi sportsmen in eh Dr trotting horsel In order to comp'M'J lipboard. countered by heir running rengn lands, i native born mors. Is main od condition animals for prises snl taining the stock in during the tedious joun ey across the ocean. Many a first-clhorse, loses ble of running well at form when placed on shipboard, and Is easily beaten by the other contestants In races abroad. A possible solution of the problem of maintaining the animals In- good condition during their ocean journey is offered In the apparatus shown In the accompanying Illustration, which seems to be practically an adaptation of the old horse power so long utilized on threshing machines. This machine Is Intended for use directly in the stalls, replacing the floor and remaining stationery in a horizontal position when not In use. When the animal requires exercise the turnbuckleB at the front of the stall are rotated to elevate the floor and set the endless walk to motion under the weight on the Inclined plane. While It is not expected that equally as good training can be had with this apparatus as on a track, its use should enable the driver to go almost directly on the race course in competition upon his arrival, thus sav- - t a capa-hom- e, 5,000 COPIB PIECES. STANDARD COPIES (postpaid! SI.OO. Bend for catalogue. Also won- - DIIMfie direct from factory, derful bargains la rlillHIS A big savliw to you. Write at once for catalogue and prices. Mandolins, Uultara, Strings and Fittings. IO at home, without Knife or Catw tiea, under the penonal direction of B. II. IIardihr, M- - D.. Cancer BpeclalDt 16 yranl. Wrl te tostay for free and lull particular. I1 y THE McKANNON BROS. MUSIC CO. Ave. Ogdon, Utah. MIDWIFE lira. Llaile dealer, Graduate Midwife of experience, often aervloe and quint, homo before, d nrl ng and after Hefareneea g ven. Correapoud-ene- e will reowira prumpt attention, and la Mot oonfldenee. Address, Him. Uieslir, 336 W. Third North, Salt Lake City. le CAPSICUia VASELINE (PP TP IR COMAPtlBia TORES) A substitute for and superior to mustard or an, other plantar, and will g not blitter the noil curative and The akin. delicate will qualities of thlo orlielo era wonderful. Itheadonce, end relieve top the toothache at recommend bait ee the it We ache and sciatica. and safest external eounterirritont known, also at an external remedy for pains in the chmt and stomach aad all rheumatic, nauraleia and out? complaints. A trial will prove what we claim for it, and it will ba found to bo invalu-abl- o In tho household. Many psoplo nay it It the baat of all your preparations." Price daalors, or by cants, at all drattiats or othar endlux this amount to ut In poataca stamptwa will aand you a tabs by milL No article should the same be aocsptad by the publio unless pantos our label at otharwias it is not gcnulua. CNE SEBROUOH MFO. CO., IT State Strsot, Naw York Cm. pain-allayin- J MASQUERADE fuSuto?'..A.LT0! anno for OATSLoeuas and priorr. SALT LAKE COSTUMING HOUSE PHONH TOO. IT STATH ST,. SALT LARS OITV When Answering Advertisements Kindly Mention This Paper Through Dead Man's Gulch, by tha haunted mill. That stands like a specter white. With its broken arms ao gaunt and still, A footman passed that night. He trudged along till from without Tha shadows stood a man. But the footman did not faint nor shout, Ha neither turned nor ran. He stood hla ground, brava to defend His every act and deed. Till the shadow spoke and said, My friend. Can you give me a chew of the weed?" The chew was given, each went hla way, Thera waa neither death nor din, But 1 ve often thought, alackaday! How sad it might have been. Hank Spink" In Boston Herald. QUEER DOINGS OF RIFLE BALL. Keeps Animals In Good Condition, ing valuable time and Insuring better physical condition of the anlmaL Nellson Burgess of Highlands, N. J is the Inventor. Enormous Belgian Gaa Engine. A Belgian company has constructed conthe greatest gas engine yet structed. It will have two cylinders, each with a diameter of 61 inches, with a length of stroke of 55 inches, and the revolutions per minute to develop 3,000 fcorse power will be 85. The engine is 67 feet lu length. COLLEGE BOYS AND THE NEWH Care for Little Outside of Their Own Small World. There Is hardly anything more absurd than the way college students read the newspapers," remarked the graduate at the University club. "As a rule they Ignore the live news of the day and read only the sporting page. I remember when I was in colg lege there were several events that took place, but the boy a took no laterast In them. In fact, they practically did not discuss them at alL When the Maine was blown up there was a slight ripple of excitement nnd a few expressions of anger, but within a day or two the students were again deep In the sporting page. And even on the sporting page the Interest was limited to college contests. It waa almost absurd to see how we were wrapped up In our little world. Fortunately, however, as soon ns a cot lege boy is graduated he rapidly broadens out and soon looks back to his college life as merely an Incident la hla career and not the most Important part of It." New York Times. epoch-makin- Baths for School Children. All new schools In Switzerland have Once Made. a portion of the ground floor approI myself made the moat extraordpriated for baths. Each class bathes inary shot at an antelope that I ever about once a fortnight, summer and heard of, which, however, has nothing winter. Soap Is used, and a warm to do with good shooting, but rather bath is followed by a cooler one. Sick with the erratic course that a rifle children and those skin disball may take. With several scouts, enses are excluded. having white men and Indians, I rode over a hill, to see three or four buck anteBrights Disease Cured. lope spring to their feei, run a short Whitehall, 111., Dec. 7. A case has I been recorded In this distance and then stop to look. place recently, which which upsets the theory of many phymade a quick shot at one, dropped, and on going to him I found sicians that Bright a Disease Is Incurhim not dead, though desperately able. It Is the case of Mr. Lon Manley, wounded. The animal had been stand- whom the doctors told that he could ing broadside on his face. toward my never recover. Mr. Manley tells the left. The ball had struck the left story of his case and how he was elbow, splintering the olecranon, pass- cured In this way: ed through the brisket, broken the I began using Dodds Kidney Pills right humerus, turned at right angles after the doctors had given me up. and gone back, cutting several ribs, For four or five years I had Kidney, broken the right femur, then turned stomach and Liver Troubles; I was a again at right angles and came out general wreck and at times I would through the iimide of the leg, and get down with my back so bad that I struck the left hook joint, which it dis- could not turn myself In bed for three located and twisted off, so that It hung or four days at a time. by a very narrow string of hide. I I had several doctors and at last never again expect to see ao extraord- they told me I had Brlght'a Disease, inary a course for a rifle ball. Out- and that I could never get welL I ing. commenced to use Dodds Kidney Pills BANK OF ENGLANDS MUSEUM. and I am now able to do all my work and am all right I moat heartily recommend Dodds Kidney Pills and Curloua Collection of Notes of Hl am very thankful for the cure they torical Interest. worked In my case. They saved my The bank of England has a curious life after the doctors had given me museum in which the principal exup." hibits are Its own notes. Not Far Away. Among them is a note for a penny, I said a celebrated was once, which was Issued by mistake and a In Cornish Anmine some for the bank $25. back preacher, bought by . - f -- - down In .the bowels other is a note for .1 million pounds. A third Is a banknote, which waa of the earth. Crawling doWn a ladder, found Inside a codfish caught off tha and feeling that the temperature waa Newfoundland banks, and a fourth la every moment getting warmer, .1 said a note which was la circulation for to a miner who was accompanying over a century and a half before U me: getting very hot down waa presented for payment la It do you think, to far how here; There are many forged notes In the the infernal regions?" dont museum, their value aggregating man; know exactly, he replied, but if you millions of dollars, and there are also let go you will be there lu about two some notes which were recovered by minutes. divers from the sunken wreck of th If you want creamery prices do as British warship Eurydlce. the creameries do, use JUNE TINT BUTTER COLOR. Defined. can learn who We wise? Who Is RINGS TELL RAM'S AGE. from everybody. Who Is strong? He who can control his passions. Who Horne Cease to Grow at Regular SeaIs rich? He who Is satisfied with his sons of the Year. lot. Who is honorable? He who hona ram's constitution has been When ors others. New York News, undermined by the rutting season, ths horns cease to grow, nor do they be--, ABOUT FEAR gin again until the spring of the year, when Its green vegetation brings nour-- , Often Comes From Lack of Right j ishlng food, and this is the cause of Food. the rings, which, therefore, Indicate Napoleon said that the best fed the number of winters old a Bheep is.1 soldiers were his best soldiers, for was my head man's theory, and fear and nervousness come quickly ThisI a correct one, for in the is, believe, when the Btomach is not nourished. smaller heads which I have examined Nervous fear Is a sure sign that the with the age of these coincided body is not supplied with the right the rings as told by the teeth. Up sheep, food. a sheep can For to five years the age of A Connecticut lady says: the teeth; determined be by many years I had been a sufferer from always a two a has but teeth, yearling 1 digestion and heart trouble and in a four teeth, almost constant fear of sudden death, or over, six teeth and a the most acute suffering possible. set. or full a Exchange. eight teeth, Dieting brought on weakness, emaciation and nervous exhaustion and I ; NOT TO BE CAUGHT. was a complete wreck physically and almost a wreck mentally. Railroad Porter Who Was Almost I tried many foods, but could not Too Sharp. avoid the terrible nausea followed by! Prof. D , a well known ventril vomiting that came after eating until oquist, was bidding adieu to soma I tried Grape-NutThis food agreed friends, when one of them presented with my palate and stomach from the him with a little fox terrlor, to which' start This was about a year ago. he had taken a great fancy. The train Steadily and Burely a change from began to nxpve, and there was no time sickness to health came until now I to get a dog ticket; so when the cry have no symptoms of dyspepsia and "Tickets!" was beard at a few stacan walk 10 miles a day without being tions farther on, Prof. D popped greatly fatigued. I have not taken a the dog Into a small hamper, which drop of medicine since I began the was labeled, Prof. D , Ventrilo use of Grape-Nut- s and people say I quist, In bold letters. The dog belook many years younger than I gan barking, which drew the porters really am. attention to the hamper. The porter My poor old sick body has been read the label, then said to the promade over and I feel as though my fessor: Im not taking any just now, head had been too. Life is worth liv- mister; Ive been caught like that being now and I expect to enjoy It for fore." many years to come If I can keep Ancient Clock Does Good Service. " away from bad foods and have The clock which has been placed la Name given by Postum Co., hall of the Holborn (Eng.) borthe Battle Creek, Mich. council is at least 250 years old, ough Theres a reason. been In the possession of the and has In a for Look each package copy of for that period, II authorities local tha famous little book, The Road to time till good keeps Wellvllle." Writer Telia of Extraordinary Shot Ho "Its "I two-year-o- ld three-yearol- four-year-o- ld s. 2283 Washington Co. "It Might Have Been." The eun went down in a blood-re- d lud And the wind breathed a low, harsh And a strange, weird veil, like a sombre ahroud. Hung down from the murky skjr. Theifox-hound- a at the angry moon Thv flickered bayed a dim, aad light. And e crickets chirped a doleful tune To tha ghosts abroad that nignt. It was such a night as brave men hata. When the darkness seems to hida But dimly shapes that congregate And through the shadows glide. NO' start to point tha traveler home, bio light on land or aea, A night when ghost and witch and gnoma Hold flendlah revelry. Grape-Nuts.- |