Show As Free as Air II Gosh I but aint this nice exclaimed a countryman as he glided up the ele ator in the Tribune building How much for the ride boss he asked when he reached the top Nothing said Jerry the man in charge Well Ill be dumbswiggled By I jinks if we had one o these ere lifters in arsey where I come from Im durned if the fellow what run it wouldnt charge as much as a barl o taters ud bring Thank ye boss Much obleeged for the ride If ever yer come out my way Ill treat you to a swig of applejack thatll elevate yer a durned sight higher than this ere lifter Goodby |