Show OTHERS SEE US OtRSEL YES AS TUluk of ner Foreigners 1gin1 the Eating Living and ncricnn A Drinking what others thin know to We all like if their opinion makes us of U9 > even recocniizinE i this fact a brigh Vinccjandreco has beeli 1 chatting wit 1 apeI mull foreignl1ations to lean ne2 l1t1tiCs of foreign repreMMuj1 l of our country and our their notions Phlegmatic Turk is as selves The Jf jnquisitiveness The 101111 1 at our nr stand handle your conlC3 52k to your all sorts of llnper tide nent gOO ti-de 5 UK ilCyer yOU apologize for troubling que < t lOll you invariably WIt 1 iOil ritSShw much 1 Wo f ear the inevitable a fair criticism The the Turk makes thinks our mode of life so far FreflC1 ° J n concerned is detestable as Cnting is said one of them iode of living 1 lour of illness among your won is the caue must affect the whole race which i men vriiicu usOOMC water Ice cream The undue use all kinds the abuse oi oi iced dnnks salt are dJ injudicious > You 1ppcr and school to teach the art oi I iced a public The Belgian also de proper feeding and our cooking g of living I tests our node nahqHUl stomach must be He thinks our f I out of tile way out of KiS meat Vhile we d C1t too r and we sociable we have no ncir xcccdil1gI are drink too often and too c1ft and LJ is also the Belgians criti qliickIr TIle Frenchman eo far as our Sactcr fs concerned thinks the character appreciation of number one does I Vib of moral the development h to stunt Rich Spaniard declares us to be the The YrThe people in the and hospitable m Olt t cordial ffprid The Italian thinks we lack sentiment sen-timent and principles To achieve what have done said an Italian HOU have xou had to make a godthe dollars and a machine of your country a moneymaking money-making apparatus But the American omen puzzle the Italian the most Says this same man concerning them Is it inno last myself I virtue ingeniousness or what They cence to a foreigner with the most perfect sang PO up ask him if raid stare him out of countenance is married how many children he has he where he comes from and I know not what Their excessive freedom of manner to our hot blooded people seems what I nope it is not But they take the most extraordinary liberties Fancy a pretty girl of eighteen laving her little dimpled hand on your arm and asking you naively or boldly I know not which how you like the American ladies What the deuce can one think Like the Fienchman and Belgian the Italian is disgusted at our cooking You need a thorough reformation of your cuisine said one You have little or no variety of food and oh you lack good wines If you only had our wines you would Juveless drunkenness The German Ger-man laments the absence of domestic life but he seems to regard America asa as-a sort of promised land and especially es-pecially a paradise for workingmen working-men The Austrian like the Turk is disgusted dis-gusted with the national impoliteness Said one The people are pleasant 1 enough but they do not know the use of the words please and thank you H The Dane thinks our middle classes not so well educated as those of his own country The Mexican is particularly I struck by the abuses of our street car travel and our hacks He would have stringent laws to prevent the overcrowding over-crowding of the street cars and to stop the extortion of the hack men capital punishment The Dutchman doesnt like our women thinks they are I eak and puny compared with their buxom bux-om girls And the opinion of the China man is compressed into the following expressive ex-pressive sentences Much likee Melica Costee muchee money livee in Melica costee little money livee Chilee Chilee man make muchee money in Melica Melican man makee dn little money in Chilee |