| Show h Fnct and fancy that kills himself because a himsel The fellow Birl felow t1at kis vindicates the giri1 refusal and mary rids the world of a simpleton Albany Ga News Bathinir is more popular in Russia than at some of the seaside resorts m this country because the czar made all county the serfs freeDetroit Free Press We have at last found out why it is 80 many California women paint their cheeks I i because they wish to be kissed in tho mouth Stockton Maverick A pretty trick in natural magic is to take a piece of ordinary writing paper hang it conveniently fill it with water and place a lighted candle underneath The water will boil in a short time and the paper remain uninjured H Phillips of Big Rapids Pa celebrated cele-brated his marriage recently by presenting present-ing to his bride his teething ring the first lock of hair cut from his head and the first tooth he cut and receiving in exchange ex-change onehalf interest in a prosperous grocery store The Irishman had a correct appreciation apprecia-tion of the fitness of things who being asked by the Judge when he applied for a license to sell whiskey i he was of good moral character replied Faith yer honor I dont see the necessity of a good moral character to soil whisky What is economy asks the Philadelphia delphia North American And the Nor ristown Herald answers I is paying I ten cents for a cigar and compelling your I wife to turn her last seasons dress to make it do another winter The country is fairly bulging with such economy Absolam who was a fool wished himself him-self a judge Solomon who was 1 wiso man 1 trembles at the undertaking and i suspects his own fitness for it Tho more I knowing and considerate men are the I better they are acquainted with their ow I weakness and the more jealous of themselves I them-selves Henry I Mr Stead the editor of the Pall Mall Gaxette is to be prosecuted for purchasing purchas-ing a girl on the pretense of that be I wanted her for immoral purposes just to show that the traffic existed and then I returning her to safety The power behind be-hind the law in England objects to anyone I any-one investing in that kind of property unless I un-less the buyer n1 m = r Rcsco 1oat yjrSol I How glorious it is to be engaged in I I intellectual occupation murmured purely II intelectual occupaton mured n Boston maiden gazing rapturously I raptur-ously into the admiring eyes of a country editor I your own mental faculties for tools and the whole universe for a workshop I work-shop Now tell me she added what do you find the most difficult thing connected con-nected with your noble profession Paying the hands said the editor |
