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Show THE BINGHAM BULLETIN, BINGHAM CANYON, UTAn Thursday, April 19, 1928. Embarrassing Moment ! We are Inclined to brlleve the cynic who declared that no woman Is beautiful when feeding must have ' smeentheonbeitwIhten N.aecw.re.aOmrleapnusff eSxtaptleosd.ed The Cesser vll. . "Don't you gt t .vnilly tired of tak-ing part In all those theatrical per-formances?" the friend of the amateur octor once asked. "Yes, painfully tired," he replied "for I don't like to act n Mt. Dut I know that If I'm not on the stage I'll huv to a!t In the ludlew?'" Old European Race The origin of the Basques Is The name Is applied to a pe-culiar race, dwelling on the slopes ef the Pyrenees. They occupy the pror-lnce- s of Biscay, Alava, Gulpuzcoa and ' Navarre In Spain, and two French de-partments, Bayonne and Maul eon. ! ' Peculiar Tree Formation i The name "bottle-tree- " Is applied ! to trees having trunks resembling bottles. The Australian bottle-tre- o Is the most common. It has a short bottle- -like trunk and dense foliage. Na-tives utilise the tree by making nets of the fibers and by using the sap In the stem as a drtnk. - i ... i Iron Stains j Bust stains may he removed by cov-ering the Hfnln with suit after wetting i In boiling water. Then lay In hot ' sunshine over bright tin, and squeere on juice of lemon or tomato. Rlnae In hot water and repeat If necessary. Initial Error "How did It bnppen you never suo ceeded In business? Yon had h pretty fair start." "Yes," replied the fullure. "I guess that was the trouhle, You see, I should have started on a shoe strlug." Cincinnati Enquirer. Got Them All In. : Mary, wh recites her prayers aloud each evening, remembering her pa-- j rents' neighbors, Mr. nnd Mrs. IfnkO. and the mini who sells the goodies at the corner stoie len so In the follow-- I Ing manner: "Oml bless daddy, mam-ma, Mizer Baker. Ml.r.ey Baker, and j the other tinker, too." Fisles' Seme of Smell To determine whether fish have a ense of smell, carp were blindfolded st the eoolojjlcul institute at the Uni-versity of Munich. In (ierniany. It wa found i but the h!' refused to eat bits of meut boiled to extract every trace of odor, but when a similar piece ot meat was sweetened the carp snappel It ud greedily. Nuvc! 5i.(iny machine. A portable Kuwhi;; much! no In entirely liiclosid In tin oak cover or cfise, and wheu not In use It run be ; Ineed our of tho wuy under it couch or on n closet shelf. The nuieliliie U oper--i ted from any lump soeket by either disvcl ir nlterntitUu current. Still With Him Two men who had been married about the same time met after soma months. One asked the tither how he liked married life. "Kuie," was the reply. "My wife's an angel." Said th other, "You always did get the luck.. I've etlll got mine." T!t-Blt- Original "Russians" Tne name "Russia" Is derived from the name given to the Swedish Vtklugr or Varangians, who eHtabllshed them-selves at Novgorod and were called Ilos Rus, or Russl. These words are Slavonic and Greek corruptions of Roulsl, the name applied to the Swedes, denoting rovers or seafarers. Scriptural Liquor The words of the Scriptures, trans-lated, which apply to wine or liquors are yayin, fresh Juice ; urosh, not fully aged hut Intoxicating: shekhar. ftrons drink. WORTH REMEMBERING A pessimist Is one who, of two evils, chooses both. Blunt people often manage to put others on edge. .., t e docsp't kelp yot to become Important. ,. Sooner or later some airman will double-cros- s the ocean. It's what we learn after we think we know It oil that counts. A sense of humor Is the augar that takes the bitterness out of life. If you get all your knowledge out of books you may as well leave U there. Some people go through life with the fixed Idea that it Is easier to sur-render than to struggle. Installment paying makes the months shorter and the years longer. Those who air their views would sometimes do well to view their airs. If seeing Is believing, men should have Implicit faith In women these days. The only thing that doesn't become smaller when It Is contracted Is debt It may be all right for a woman to marry In haste and repent at leisure, but a married man has no leisure. No man becomes well-to-d- o quicker thun the man who Is hard to-d- A prophet Is without honor In his own country, but a profiteer Is almost sure to get one. Ninety per cent of the flattery In (his world Is expended on gravestones, nnd the rest on women. Unprofitable Investment Luke Mcl.uke says hits ot girls mar-ry for revenue omy. So do lots of men, but tuirrrluge fcr revenue pro-duces lew dividends only ubout enough for divorce fees nnd court ceets. Houston Tost COPPER KING CAFE Where the Boys Meet and Eat We Never Close. HARRY GARVIN, PROPRIETOR. I Opportimity j WANTED: Two young ladies of ability and good ap-- pearance to do pheasant work days or after school. If you I want to make some extra dollars, here is the opportunity. f Inquire at Bingham Bulletin office. f I RITZ HOTEL f Modern Rooms for Transients jj Rates Very Reasonable jj i Phone 344 560 Main Street wuuwwsuiiuwutr. 30 Acres at Hunter, just east of Magna. 5 room Fire Brick Bungalow, Gum Wood, Oak Floors, Full Basement, 3 Furnace, 2 Car Garage, 15 acres alfalfa, 15 acres flow land.- - Utah - Salt Lake Canal water right. ;Lights. Piped water, jf J Price right. $1500 down, balance yearly payments. Write jj owner: GEORGE W. SMITH f 1277 E. 21st. South St. Phone Hy. 822 J f ? Salt Lake Cit", Utah ; f i r ' ii The Game No j I Woman ever Won! I .If K ti K ' For uncuintod centuries women have staked Time, g i Su :n?tI-.,IIealt- Youth life's precious possessions a? 'gainst Washday, and since the dawn of ' days, r.o woman has ever won! there is a ic way out - i p'f ;?"t path that leads to the laundry. Telephone us and lift wearying washday out of jj your life forever. f 'Royal Laundry decs ithts! g ! Royal Laundry I Phone 90 1 af 5 Heaven Help Us! Another Saxophone ! Not content with spring house clean-ing, presidential campaigns, senate in-vestigations and nine saxophones, the Fa'.cs have thrust upon us another saxo-phone, making ten. We just received this bad news from the Conn Music Center, Elkhart, Indiana. ' That will increase the suffering of the public ten per cent, according to the reports of the country's best statisticians. '1 he latest perpetration is a saxophone in "F." We don't know what that means but it is reported to mean "Saxo-phone in Finale." If it is true that this is the last saxophone, we're humbly thankful. Providing no more saxo-phones are made, we guess we can stand just one more. Hospital records will tell. According to the latest United States census, the saxophone family, from smallest to largest, consists of the fol-lowing : flat soprano, C soprano, B flat soprano curved, B flat soprano straight, F mezzo-sopran- o, flat alto, C melody, B flat tenor, flat baritone and B flat bass. i Count 'Em and Weep Count 'em, gentlemen. Count 'em and weep. Ten of 'em, now. What makes it worse is that the new mezzo-sopra-no in F is to be a lead instrument. You know what that means. Remember when you used to sing in the choir? Everybody wanted to smg the solo parts. It wasn't so bad when most of the choir was set to work singing aito, baritone or bass, but when they broke forth into the lead it was terrible. With the resourcefulness of the Span-ish Inquisition, the makers of this in-strument have doped out a new design which is different from all the rest It' looks the same but it sounds different' We're not interested. It can't sound any worse. Ho bum. 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The Big Store IMs Hi MI $ The phone order I gave Wells Groceteria was filled as satis j S & S 5 factory in every way as if I had made personal selection, a I The roast, the cereals, the vegetables and fruit were deliver- - 5 ed fresh and clean.You can depend on the service you re--' gi ceive from the 1 1 S WELLS GROCETERIA I Phone 63 And Be Delighted K 5 sf DecoraU the Wall Blauk wall spaces prevailing through ie room can never iv attractive. Theft Is something unfriendly about them. Every roeu; In the house should be friendly shouid offer a welcome to one as he stepi la. And pictures do more than any other one thing to add this touch of warmth and friendli-ness and personality to a room. Rubber Boots, Pocket Size. A pair of rubber boots so light t'vu by may be rolled up and curiloU 1. he pocket Is principally designed foi the use of uuiuteur fishermen, says the Scientific American. For wudln? through Hf renins they are worn ovei the leuther shoes, affording ail the pro teetioii of "the heavy boots without the Inconvenience of the latter while on the Hy to and from the flshltir ground. The boots are made of pure gum, fnn)il;n lined and huve an do tic top, thus fitting tightly around tli I PEDSS X m m Mr. and Mrs. Erastus Porter and children of Woods Cross wer guests Mr. and Mrs. C. McNeil Sunday. K 9 Mrs. Lawrence Snow spent the past week In Salt Lake visiting with her mother, Mrs. L. II. Reed, i Mrs. Willla lVikins of Woods Cross Is the guest of her daughter, Mrs. H. Hlggs. Mrs. Mary Iiixenian was the guest of Mrs. C. Wheeler In Salt Lake. Miss Reese of Ogden spent the week end with her sister, Mrs. Rich-ard Smith in Copperton. Mr. and Mrs. Louis Buchman and Mr. and Mrs. Joe Norden attended the art exhibit at Sprlngvllle Sunday. Mrs. Don Farnsworth of Los Ange-les is the guest of her son Gail, and family. Miss Nona Nerdtn who underwent an operation last week for arpenui-citi- s, Is reported as getting along nicely. Mrs. James Nerdln was hostess to the H II Club at her home Thursday afternoon. Miss Elaine DorIis and Miss Mem Nerdln entertained at the homP of Mrs. Joe Scusnol Thursday evening. Bunco war played and refreshments were Served. Members of the Rebekah Lodge en-tertained in honor of Mrs. Orson Pownard at the home of Mrs. T. Ner-dln Thursday evening. Delicious re freshmrnts were served. Miss Marguret Ireland entertained members of the F O 15 club at her home Monday evening. Bunco was played. A delightful luncheon was served to Miss Ruth Johansen, Miss Porls Masters, Miss TV el ma Shelley, Miss Ellen Dahlstrom, and Miss Le-on- a Chrlstopherson. , Mrs. Joe Warning, Mrs. Carl Carl-son, Mrs. Ed Shaw and Mrs. P. J. Lotts were dinner guests of Mrs. L. Emery in Salt Lake Saturday. , . Mrs.Will Mers wus hostess to the G C G G at her home last Thursday, afternon. Bridge was the feature. Luncheon was served to Mrs. Joe Norden, Mrs. Louis Buchman, Mids Jennie But' num. Mrs. Geo:'ga Bol-m;n- , Mrs. R. G. :.r.I.r, r.cz. O. S. Jensen, Mrs. Boyd Barnard, Mrs. TJoe Kemp, Mrs. Eugene Chandler, Mrs. Perfectly Safe. Gwendolyn "I don't believe Cholly's ever done anything to be ashamed of." Gladys "How could he? He' ever dune anythliii. nt till!" Jiida. Why a Cold Cup "Sweats." Put ice cream Into n cup and the cup nnd the air urouud it constantly be come xid. Air consists in part oi vapor, and when the air Is cooled thlf vapor turns into water. As the ren-ter of coldness is the cup, u good den! of the air hi the immediate vicinity gathers on its outside In the shape of water. But, as the uir contains much more heat than the cup contains cold (lie ice cream gradually melts. Master' Definition Painting, with all Its technicalities, difficulties and peculiar ends, Is notb Ing but a noble nnd expressive lan-guage, invaluable as tho vehicle of thought, but by Itself nothing. Ru PITHY PELLETS bin. Some men are too narrow-minde- d to take a broad hint. It doesn't require much of a resur-rection stunt to bring the dead bent to life. Many a fellow has more money than brains without having enough of either to arouse comment It Is Just as well to carry a little. Insurance on your bridges before you burn them behind you. Ion never can tell. Trouble comes to some people simply because It's too much trouble to avoid It The man who acquires the reputa-tion of being a good listener bns no difficulty fn exercleing bis talents. It Is foolish for a man to burn the candle at both ends und thus shorten his days. The days are short enough as It is. . .V M -. :. Some people are so businesslike and mothodleul that they won't even give the lUvll kt 1- - T rerufBt |