Show I The Hep Vet by Timothy Tim Holt bit Startling sensations stimulate stimulate stimulate late the air as the sun casts its transparent blanket of good goodwill goodwill goodwill will over the summer struck students of UTCAs As we leap gleefully from our sunburned madness of fun and frolic into the realistic relm of reading and quadratic equations equations equations equa equa- we find that certin changes have taken place The United Veterans Collation Collation Collation Col Col- lation has arrived and plans for fora a far out fun are in the mak mak- ing Not only will the veteran of our fair college be organized ed into a group of well informed inform inform- ed X X-GI's that get their checks on time th they y will also find themselves in a mad mad world of exciting adventure and in intrigue Presiding over the displacement displacement displacement displace displace- ment of our devastating division division division divi divi- sion is term in president Ted House assisted by his able bodied right hand VP Bill Wise man Plans that have form the minds of our great leaders include such exciting adventures as a flag football game with the current nursing class and a real live concert that will consist of talent drafted from the ranks of the Utah Technical College student body 38 guitar players play play- ers 24 drummers and 36 organists organists organists or or- Proceeds will be turned over to the new college center so we will have more than just a floor to sit on when we visit isit the million dollar dollar dollar dol dol- lar building Assisting in the maximum of veterans rights will be the veterans co Mister Grant Smart His office is located just south of the cafeteria in inthe inthe inthe the MAD building and the hours will be from 8 to Mister Smart crashed through the lines of mortality at the Logan Canyon Power Plant in 1929 He established his education education education ed ed- ed- ed at the University of Utah and a little grad work down at He entered the Navy in 1948 and kept cool during the Korean conflict for four years Mister Smart feels the most important import import- ant element b between tween his office and the student is tion He would like to set up several meetings during the year to keep the vet informed on current information The Health Education and Welfare Welfare Welfare Wel Wel- fare Department said 8 billion billion billion bil bil- bil- bil lion per year is sinking in into to the pockets of unqualified persone per- per sone Up to date communication tion between the veteran and Mister Smart will insure the vet of the and protect him against misinformation misinformation misinformation mation and hardships Well gang dont don't just sit there Lets Let's all rush right over overto overto overto to the Veterans Information table in the auditorium and sign up for a hitch with the United Veterans Collation Then well we'll cook like Captain Cool in the heat of the noon noonday noonday noonday day at See ya real soon brothers j |