Show IND INDISCRIMINATE ATE FA FACTS by JEFF MAC MACKAY KAY Well its it's that time of year again agai Isn't that how the old cliche goes Who said V that any way Was it John Wayne or Don it was Howard Cosell Anyway college college college col col- lege is upon us once more It seems that its it's always upon us or are we upon it But that's not the point the point is getting to know one another And now that we know the purpose of this article article article arti arti- cle we will get on with it Do po you know who the person person person per per- son is next to you dont don't want to know having just looked at he or she But the wrong attitude attitude attitude at at- to have That person next to you might possess something very valuable to you FRIENDSHIP Or better yet maybe enough money f for r lunch And besides what kind of ofF F vibes is that person getting t from 1 you V v Did you ever stop to think V that maybe youre you're not V the r. r single most important person in the entire universe Well smile talk alit- alit tle tIe you might even want to laugh that's the story the glory of love loe HOLD ON just one minute minute min mine ute I think Im I'm getting out of control About this time youre you're probably saying to yourself why should I read this Piece of worthless junk anyway Well I cant can't give you any reason at all except to urge everyone to reach out just bit and try to find a away away away way to get involved with your fellow human And of course getting involved with members of the opposite sex can be quite rewarding Remember only you can prevent forest fires Now who said that Was it Hank Aaron or Mister Green Genes M Maybe yb it was the south rapist |