Show 1 It HEY CULLIGAN MAN It is is another election year and andI I am getting many enquiries into the meaning of political terms which we hear everyday and which as the intelligent electorate elector elector- ate we are supposed to under under- stand This presidential election will be the first opportunity which many young people will have to choose a president who hopefully will represent their as- as as chief executive My glossary of political terms fol fol- fol- fol lows Would Conservative-Would like to repeal repeal repeal re re- re- re peal the entire century and go back to the good old days of free enterprise when the common common common com com- mon horde knew their place in life Moderate- Moderate A quaking mass of political indecision caught between between between be be- tween George Wallace and George McGovern General Motors and George J. J Edgar Hoover and Angela Davis Martha Mitchell and Betty He wants to love but buthe's buthe's buthe's hes he's not sure which ones wont won't go to extremes Liberal-Believes Liberal in unlimited personal freedom but seems unable unable unable un un- un- un able to decide between liberty and license well being and welfare welfare welfare wel wel- fare Revision and Revolution Has unlimited faith in a poultice made of federal money and crocodile crocodile crocodile cro cro- tears as a cure-all cure for every social problem Right Wing Extremist-Believes Extremist dogmatically in the great conspiracy conspiracy conspiracy con con- to rule the world would like to crush the socialist fordes forces that are ruining thes country Unfortunately he cant can't find anyone anyone anyone any any- one else who isn't a fellow traveller traveller traveller travel travel- ler a a commie or part of the conspiracy Left Wing Extremist-Believes Extremist dogmatically in a great conspiracy acy to enslave the people He would like to crush the establishment establishment establishment establish establish- ment forces that are taking power from the people but unfortunately unfortunately unfortunately un un- fortunately he cant can't find enough people who are not pawns of the power tools of the bosses decadent materialists or secret pigs If the preceding does not help you to make a decision dont don't blame me I did not make them that way I found them that way The trick of getting good government government government govern govern- ment seems to lie in what you do after the election Do you send your representative representative representative represent represent- off to his job like a kindergartner kindergartner kindergartner kinder- kinder gartner off to his first day of school with a put on the head and little anxiety over what he may do or do you keep close contact with what he is doing as asif asif asif if he was an inept dentist working working working work work- ing on your painfully sensitive teeth Scram or scream the choice is yours |