Show r Hey Cull Culligan gan Man 5 Heres Here's My Question Hey Culligan Man My boy friend is a real cool guy He is smart good looking and has great prospects but he het t thinks like every ni night is s New 1 I II I 1 1 I t- t A 5 J 1 1 k ct t 2 i 1 w. w i r ff 1 l- l Ay 4 JIM CULLIGAN Years Eve Eve- EveMy My mother says I can change that after we are married married married mar mar- ried but I wonder if it is possible to change a tiger into a domestic cat FRUSTRATED FIANCE Dear FF F. Your instincts are very right Change is a very slow process process- If you cant can't affect his drinking now when you are his cool chick what will be your chances be when youre you're his old lady Mrs Truman the wife of ex- ex president Truman was at a political political political po po- rally where her husband was addressing a group of farm farm- ers He repeatedly used the term horse manure A friend of his wife leaned over and said Cant you get Harry to say fertilizer It has taken me 35 years to get him to say manure manure If anything is going to change it will have to be your boy friend or your attitude toward booze Hey Culligan Man In our political science class we have used the term II Balance of Power referring to the government gov gov- Im I'm not quite sure what that means Can you help POLITICALLY Y UNSCIENTIFIC Dear pU U. It depends on who is defining it To the conservatives it means the power is all weighted in favor favor favor fa fa- fa- fa vor of the federal government and the private individual cant can't balance out his own budget To the liberals it means If we start one m more o 0 r e Federally financed Federally financed Welfare Program the people may butt us on the head with a powerful scale To the ordinary citizen the balance of power depends on whether youre you're living living living liv liv- ing with her family or she is living living living liv liv- ing with yours Hey Culligan Man I am a foreign student here at Utah Tech and I dont don't understand understand understand under under- stand what is a mini bottle Everyone seems to be talk talking ng about it right now but I 1 am left out of the conversation Can you tell me LILLIAN LILLIAN- THE BRAZILIAN JEWEL Dear I can understand your confusion confusion confusion sion about this because most of ofus ofus ofus us Utah citizens are also con con- fused Basically mini-bottle mini is a ab b bottle of liquor containing about 1 2 11 ounces In the eyes of some citizens it itis itis itis is a change from the desired the over to drinkers over the barrel barrel- It seems that the of voters voted down li liquor liquor liquor li- li quor by the drink last November and now we have the representatives representatives representatives represent represent- of the people voting to put liquor into the cafes and take it out of the private clubs Now we can have the pleasure of paying almost as much for forthe forthe forthe the mixer as we do for the liquor and drinking it in a public cafe instead of a private bar So you see the mini-bottle mini has become a symbol The symbol symbol symbol sym sym- bol of those high minded defenders defenders defenders de de- de- de fenders of public morals who are not averse to making a fast buck from the vices of their less perfect neighbors That's all for this edition except except except ex ex- ex- ex this little poem for you struggling students They told me that it couldn't be done They said that I would rue it it- But I rolled up my sleeves and dug right in inAnd inAnd inAnd And found I couldn't do it |