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Show Oh! Now Ain't They Cute? "!'" -si -W . V? f -Ml bCI V 4 ' P N ill tl ' A Little Yoeeg Yes, But Who Cares? two, to sit on a car seat without a pillow. Of course in the back seat one doesn't need a pillow, pil-low, or does one ? Say, by the way girls, if any of you want a good blind date for the girl's dance just let me know. Of course, you might have to cut yourself off at the. knees, but who looks below the knees anyway? Anyway Buddy, we all love you. After all you are the best looking boy at South. (Payday's Monday isn't it Buddy?) Rozane Heninger: As the picture proves, Rozane is not a proxy. Boy, I'm glad that is settled. I had more darn arguments about that. We all know Rozane for her out-of-the-ordi-nary intelligence, (well, after all I am getting paid), personality, and charming wit. Of course there are other things, but, as space does not permit they shall go unsaid. Most interesting in this girl's life however, is her long list of past and present suitors. It seems that even at the age of three, she was setting traps on her front lawn for all the unsuspecting little boys around the corner. But this was just the beginning. When she was five, with the aid of her dad's favorite pair of handcuffs, she had, in one day, chained five boys to her bed post and was all set to get up early in the morning in pursuit of two she had missed the day before. But bringing her up to the present time, she is becoming known as "the girl with a different boy friend every week." It is either because the boys get wise to themselves or that by the end of the week they have been able to file themselves them-selves out of the basement window. In any case we know she's "doing her best, and after all, men don't grow on trees. (Men he says; I'd be satisfied satis-fied with a 5-f (single man with children) (and a tall beer.) Can You Guess The Names Of These Prominent Juniors? Here we see the great Douglas Wagstaff. While at the tender age of seven he has already made the first steps toward involving himself with the women. Although he may have been a little green at the time, he has made great progress in the years hence. Doug is not, as some might suspect, a roving type. In fact he spends most of his evenings by the fireside quietly reading old Esquires. His appreciation of good literature, etc., is apparent. His technique has changed from the cowboy daring type to the suave wolfish or always on the prowl class. Although his technique toward women has changed, the cowboy drawl has never left for he finds it very useful in keeping his "victims" fascinated. Doug, in his position of Junior class prexy, is always willing to hear your problems, whether they have anything to do with school or not. Doug is a very unusual type of Cub, in that he spends most of his time in class studying. For some unknown reason the Sugar-house Sugar-house area holds a strange fascination for him. Maybe it's the Mecca. And now to move along in this kindergarten rouge's gallery. . Here we have in a small form, of course, ham and eggs Reiser. Ham because she is one, and eggs because she's often referred to as an old hen. Pat has remained much the same through the years, except she's pulled up her drawers. At six months she was reading Superman and has been hunting him ever since, in one form or another. And then the draft board struck, she nearly got "took," they wouldn't take her because she was too dissipated. After that she tried to enlist in the Navy but was turned down because of her false teeth. When Pat was still young and innocent she tried to join the Boy Scouts. When ,her Mother said, "Pat, you mean the Girl Scouts." Little Patricia gaily replied, "For :() sake, you scout for what you want to and I'll scout what I enjoy." Pat's chief interest is her work, it offers her relaxation, exercise, spending money and good social contacts. She wishes she could devote more time to it but the union will only let her put in a 40-hour week. What is her work? Why Pat is Forewoman on a railroad section gang; why do you think she's known as "Muscles Reiser"? On to the next prominent junior South high personality, or a glance at the intricicies and intimicies of infant characters. No, I must admit he hasn't grown much but he sure has changed! His mother never buys him new clothes. She just lets out a diaper around the waist when he needs a new pair of pants. Yes, of course ; it's the one and only Buddy Morrison. Mor-rison. We all saw him star in the school play in the role of the "little nuisance." He was chosen for the part because he didn't have to act much. It just came natural to him. . From what we can gather, he has only two ambitions. One, to become president of the SH AG (he's always in the SHAG office); and |