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Show The Line-Up "Is Mary your eldest sister?" "Yes." "And who comes after her?" "You and two other fellows." Down and Out Johnny So you are doun here for a month? If hat I can't understand in how you girls afford stirli a long tacation. Gladys Oil, that's easy. H e spend one month on the sands, and the other 11 we're on the rocks. His Dish Edward Golf is pie for me. Irving Yes, I see you just took another slice. Ilard to Say? Mother What? A 20-page letter from that soldier friend of yours at camp. What did he say? Daughter He says he loves me. Truth That Hurts First Mother Arc you botlfred much by your children telling fibs? Second Mother iot so much as by their telling the truth at very inappropriate inappro-priate times. With the Rest Tubby After all, fools help to make life interesting. When all the fools are killed off, I don't want to be here. I Pete Don't worry; you won't be. I Truth at Last "It was so long I never saw such a fish!" "I believe you." |