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Show Turkey, Turkey Who's Got The Turkey "You'll wonder where the turkeys tur-keys went" was the theme song of the Chamber of Commerce during turkey days. The turkey contest was to guess the weight of eight turkeys. But the turkeys disappeared. disap-peared. Who the bright one was that put two and two together we'll never know. But homecoming at Westminster West-minster College and Turkeys for turkey day just naturally go together. to-gether. And four of the birds wound up in the girls dormitory. Policemen performed the unusual duty of rounding up the missing four birds and bringing them back to their downtown contest roost. But the contest was for guessing the weight of eight birds. So-o-o.o, the Chamber bought another an-other four birds and added them to the returned four and thought everything would be all right. Not so so sleuth found the other missing four in the attic of a Westminster building so they were returned via the police department. But that made 12 birds instead of eight and the contest was to guess the weight of the eight birds. Say just how did that contest come out, anyway? |