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Show Thursday, February 2, 1928 THE BINGHAM BULLETIN. BINGHAM CANYON. UTAH PAGE SIX OUR COMIC SECTION W. E. ALEXANDER PLUMBER AND STEAMFITTER Estimates Furnished Bath and Lavatory Installation 223 Main St. SHE WENT FROM BADJOVVORSE Down to 98 Poundt Finally Restored to Health by Lydi E.Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Cleveland, Ohio. "After having mr mm. "iflrst baby, I lost J ' weight, no matter """"'N ' what I did. Then a V i doctor told me I would be better If ) 1 I had another baby, C .1.-- 1 which I did. But I vr r got worse, was al- -' - ay wys sickly and Jt went dowa to 9 vx pounds. My neigh- - f bor told me about - I Lydla, E. Plnkham's v Vegetable Com- - as It helped her very much, so rjund, It After taking four bottles, I weigh 116 pounds. It has just dona bonders for me and I can do my house-work now without one bit of trouble." Mas. M. Riessisoeb, 10001 KcIjci Ave., Cleveland, Ohio. If some good fairy should appear, and offer to grant your heart's deiiv, what would you choose? WcaiUif Happiness? Health? That's the best gift. Heakli la riches that gold cannot buy an l surely health is cause enough Ux. happiness. Lydla E. Plnkham's Vegetable Com pound may be the good fairy who offers you better health. i 1! When in Salt Lake Stop at THE METROPOLE HOTEL MODERN CLEAN, QUIET Rates: $1.00 day and up SAM LYTE j Manager j 35 East Broadway I jj We Are Ready jj a To turn out that job jj 3 of printing when i 3 ever you need it. s I Our Prices Arc Right TODAY'S WINNERS Are you getting "yours," or are bodily infirmities holding you back? The sprightliness of youth, health, strength, success may be yours if you keep your system in order. and plenty of freah water will work won- - dare for you. All drugs ietei thrao aizea. Accept no eubatitutee. Bingham Stage Line Bingham Depot Main and Carr Fork Phone 41 SCHEDULE Cars leave Bingham at 8. 9 and 11 a.m. 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9 p.m. Salt Lake City Office Semloh Hotel 107 H. 2nd South Phone Was. 1069 SCHEDULE Cars leave Salt Lake City at 7. 9 and 11 a.m. 1, 3. 5, 7, 9 and 11 p.m. FARES One wav $1.50 Round Trip $2.50 tu a. uarm Women and Ulrls nho VYAW 1 HtUmm are loTers of color to send for r'KKB publication entitled "COLOK NHWS." l&WOln Prlie Conual for thosa who are w'lllng to use a little eneryr i this connection No anlllna. Just recumnn-ro-Ina- . If you feel you can recoainienrt SUNSKT D7IM and DTTINT, the new lUo Tint, write and we will enter too In this Contest. Address Dept. 11, Worth American lire Corporation, Mt. Vernon, N. Y. J, For Old Sores Hartford's Balsam of Myrrh Money back far Brit bottto If not raited All dcalora. II Al iMiii 1 jjiJ.Tmia. t) SAbsorbine reduces thickened, 3 swollen tissues, curbs, filled ten-don- s, soreness from bruises or 7 strains. Stops spavin lamenesa 1 1 Does not blister, remove hair or 1 1 lay up horse. $2.50 at druggists, J or postpaid. Valuable horse book tf 1- free. Write for it today. A V Read thi: "Home had larpe twe"in? of juBt below knee. Now gone; has not re-- yWappeared. Horse (rood as ever. H ve used " A baorbinp for years with area twucceaa.' W?YOUNG Inc.! olOtyrran St.. Springfield. Ms J Don t Overlook that subscriptioo. If you I K sre io arrtirt remember I B that we can alwtys find B ; I Kood we for I g the MONEY Salcsmnn Sell Tool Catea and Flxliinx TarWIo caaea to dealer for old extnb. iirm. ComiTi'a-alo- n basin. No aamplea carried. Give retvr-enc-experience and territory covered. The Vardcr Mfn. Co.. Toledo, Ohio. EYHORT? v? fjN. For baminir or mr Hrts. fJJ jyand to reliava Inflnmtn- - HoBondiwironoBfl.uaeMitrhPlI Eya Salva. accordira te direc- - Tj tlona. boothintf. healinK. HALt ROBKEL Mt Waytrly riaca N.w Tork Deluxe Confectionery and Pocket Billiards Ice Cream Candy Soft Drinks-Tobac- co We have installed the Latest Pool Tables HIGHLAND BOY For Colds, Crip or Influenza and as a Preventive, take Laxative BROMO QUININE Tablets. A Safe and Proven Remedy. The box bears the signature of E. W. Grove. 30c. Adv. When in SALT LAKE Stop at the REX HOTEL 253 So. State Phone Was. 6781 The Care of Her Famly Weigh. Heavily Upon the Energies of a Mother Denver, Colo. "I have Ave chil dren and I always take Dr. Fierco'i Favorite Prsacription when I begin feel worn-ou- t discouraged and always puts rut a good mood and me In way. I keer ftoIn my bouee al times and a or two v. hen I the need benefits m It Is pleasure to me to recommend such a remedy." Mrs. W. H. Bowen, 2037 Calif. St Get this Prescription of Dr rteTre's at any drux store. Write Dr. Pierce's Invalids' Hotel In Buffalo, N. T.. If you want fret medical advice. feiryTalS ' Bonner & f hJ& GRANNIE TREE TOAD "Ttll me the news," said Grannie Tree Toad. "We were the news." said Teddy Tree Toad. "WhatT squealed Grannie Tree Toud. "Are you telling me the truth, my little grandson?" "I am." said Teddy Tree Toad. "I am telling you the real truth." "That's a good grandson," said Crannle Tree Toad. "Well, how were we the news?" ' "In this way." said Teddy Tree Toud. "Which wayT" asked Grannie Tree Toad, blinding her eyes. "la the way of my explanation, not In any direction you can see with your eyes." "But you're telling me the truth? Orunnle would be very angry If you weren't" "1 urn," said Teddy. "1 am telling you what really happened, but you cnn't see It with your eyes, for It Isn't around here or they aren't around here, I should say." "I am very much confused," said Grannie Tree Toad. "I will tell you and then you won't be," said Teddy Tree Toad. "Tell me, my grandson, tell me at once." "In a newspaper they had pictures, lets nnd lots of pictures. "In fact I'm told they often have pictures In papers pictures of beau-tiful ladies, pictures of clever school "I Am Very Much Confused." children, pictures of big ships, pic-tures of y places and places uenr tit hand. "Well, they had pictures of us of animals and queer, Interesting crea-tures," "Is it a compliment to be queer?" asked Grannie Tree Toad. "I think po," said Teddy, "so long as we are Interesting, too. "Of course I nm not quite certain If It is always a compliment to be thought queer, but It Is always a com-plimi-- to be thought Interesting. "1 am quite sure of that. "So at least being queer and Inter-esting would make half a compliment, and, maybe, a9 long as they're togeth-er, hnnd In hand, so to speak, they may both be compliments. "At any rate," continued Teddy "they had pictures of a number of animals. "Hut we were there, too. "There was a picture of me ehow-tn- v how I could almost be mistaken for the leaves and the trees, ani that I was very clever to know how to hide myself by wearing such a suit, 'They had a picture of a spiny ten-ro- c from Madagascar. "The children who saw It thought It looked like a great big burr from a chestnut tree until they read under the picture that It wasn't. "They had a picture of a rat fro.n the Sahara, showing his great, long skinny legs. "They had a picture of a marmoset monkey and an owl monkey with his great eyes looking out from the pic-ture. "They had a picture of the ocelot cat, and of the great long-necke- d gi-raffe. "They had two pictures of the ugly old wart hog, showing his string-lik- e tail in back and crooked tusks In front a picture for each. "They also showed the picture of the biggest bear In the zoo." "Rut the greatest honor of all," said Grannie Tree Toad, "was that they printed a picture of my fine grand-son." OurPetPeere " J (C.M.P THE FEATHERHEADS Sales Arguments to the Winds what Voo save "X WOODEN BOTTLES ARff "HU-HU- j IN BREAKAGE ALONE OMM-VE-IfCMEAPEO. UeuTre.MOOE KOW 1, y ( WcXXD BAV TriE INTEREST I SOtSS 50-- 1 HANDSOME TWAM GLASS k oM SbUB MACHlWEftV I J ABOTTLES - VOJ ADMIT 'A " esTmENT' RIGHT ? VOU INSIST OM i EQrttO-- j 5JI Dt 1 SELLS 'EM (I 0S!NG GLASS 1WV Jj m,ltll Namei on Ancient Book Serving the same purpose us the lettering on the back or front cover of the modern book, the manuscript rolls of early Kgypt nnd Greece had projecting labels of papyrus or vel-lum, on which the title of the work was written. These labels hung out-wards as the rolls lay on the library shelves or stood In the buckets which served as portable bookcases. tin Logic. Forced From Seclusion A protest that no man had entered her home for 'JO years was made from behind a locked door by Mrs. F. A. Hamilton, wealthy und elderly resi-dent of Ontario, i'alif., when lirenieu came to rescue her from her tiiirnlnj; home. They broke down the doir and carried the woman to safety. FINNEY OF THE FORCE Kid Finesse oby" v RiL HEBE J ( polite FOB CP X-L-A( ' ( me Tb cecch Q3s j y y i ' " 1 1 Wv said KKzy 'fjM ft Western Newspaper Union fti'atrr-T- j Wrong Right of Way Little Bobby loves to ride In the front seat when his father Is driving. One day another motorist ran past the red light and bumped Into them. When he got home, Bobby told hla mother about the .affair. "It wasn't daddy's fault. The otner man had the wrong right ot way." Truck With a Cough Little Lanny rushed from the win-dow where he hud been watching a larjje truck effect a turn in the nar-row street. "Oh, inuvver," he cried, "go get some medicine for that poor truck I Him has a turrible cough." Kids Suffer, Too Foreigners are suffering some Id China, but think of the poor school kids who must remember how to spell Yacgtse." |