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Show v Thursday, February 2, 192S THE BINGHAM BULLETIN, BINGHAM CANYON, UTAH - - WMMVBMMaaMMBaHPWHHMM rr --rcy tti A Joke i or i'a'.her (lirl's rather Well, young mnn, what run 1 do for you? I lor Suitor to gee If give assent to my niiir-rlac- e to your daughter, ; FaUier (of six daughters) Give cent? Bless my soul, young mnn, take her nod I N make it a dollar. HOW IT WAS DONE Loving Wife Now that you are ruined, Henry, I will disclose my secret. For years 1 have been saving up, and uow (pouring a shower of coins Into hi hat) this may tide you over. Husband Oh, my darling, how did you tuanage to do It? Wife Kusily enough. Every time yon said an unkind thing to pie I put a shilling Into a box. i m - - ,. .... - a.i I, mi C '' rr rrh ,i - ; :. S. . I...... v- ....! Me. i i I '( i first HI ..,1 i,, ni !! i c. tUI'e. .il llif ,:,,!! jj... chant:- whalcxer fjMii ' f n.. of am.iKMi years no Hi- ' thing in this talk of .vn .tri. . ''nit creatures are ever rluin n r. v.... Is It that the cockroach !! "t Changed? The answer is n : '!ie cockroach had no cupboard, j;n.wtes or Ice boxes to get l"Uo centu-t- ho, tapper's Weekly, " 1 CAP T I NOTICE TO CREDITORS. Eaate of Frank Maes, known a Prudentlo Maestos, deceased, cr ors will present claims with v. t it frs to the undersigned at Bii.,nam Canyon Utah, on or befone tho 30th. day of March, A. D. 1928. ARTHUR C. COLE, Administrator of the Eutate of Rank Maes, known as Prudentlo MiKHtos, deceased. A. C. COLE. Attorney for Administrator. Date of first publication January 26, 1921. dsflsadhaiussssC.'XyiiTffiw .m.. ! TRUISMS Help others aud others will help themselves. I.nls of people expect to get their rewind la heaven und no quest Ions nshed, on the seu of matrimony the fellow who marries a widow can never ship as first mate. Before going up to heaven many a tluld soul wants to be assured that 1( is perfectly fireproof. .JI.T""' Nell "Poor Muude! She says her ideal is chattered." Belle "Yea. 1 hoard he had gone broke." All the world's a stage, and It Is largely up to us whether the perform-ance la comedy or tragedy. There Is always some hope for the young man who admits that there are a few thing he doesn't know. When a woman no longer takes any interest In what other women wear It's time to send for the doctor. If It wasn't for their long faces some poople hare an Idea the world would never know (hey were religious. You never can tell. The ottly time some people cast their bread upon the water is when the tide Is coining in. Nothing More . "Really." said Chnrley Cash Ms tailor, "I feci that I owe you" "Too do," Interrupted the taller. "Aa apology for having kept you waiting for your money so long. So 1 thought I would drop round and pay yon" "Thanks." "Asa" pay ya the apology. Good day." ANOTHER NEW DRESS "Was your husband chopping wood last evening?" Inquired lira. Pryer at a neighbor suburbanite. "Chopping wood, no! lie was de-tained in the office on business all the evening. What gave yoa (hat Idea?" "Well, I beard him tell my husband that be accumulated a good Wealthy pile of chips before he quit" . r 11 '. w . ' COLORS IN THE PAN tour map of the world should in-clude heaven. The soul Is a reality, for It can be bought and sold. The man who exercises authority usually resists authority. Let your desert af practical com-mon sense have oae of dreams. In the concoction of a modern novel vice seems more Important than vir-tue. Trath, passion and power are ap-pealing In fiction, bat they make their best appeal In life. The poor can afford nothing but self-denia- l. The rich man can afford everything except self-denia- l. Popularity Is the crown of laurel which the world puts on your head. Christ was crowned with thorns. There may be such a thing as an exaggerated altruism, but exaggerated egoism Is manifest on every corner. The valve of an Idea does not de-pend upon the sincerity of the man who expresses it, but upon its Intrln-- ' sic truth. The desire for wealth creates the petty thief and puts him In Jail. The same desire creates some big thieves and seals them on thrones of imperial power. Christ Is still performing miracles of grace. He w ill "raise you from the death of sin unto the life of right-eousness" If ymi will come to Him by repentance ami faith. The hooks Hint ure Immoral are .not those that show the world Its own shame, for the Bible does that, but those that lead the world tp shame by portraying It In luring colors. More Emphatic Smith Does your wife Jtk or tilings she knows you can't afford? Wilkes She hasn't asked lor thing since we wets married. Smith What a model of a wife I I never heard of such a thlug before I Wilkes No; when she wants any- - thing she doesn't ask me she tells me. NOTICE TO CREDITORS. Estate of Fred H. Bomis, Deoia.ied. Creditors will present claims with vouehera to the undersigned a the Offce of Arthur C. Cole, Bingham Can. yon. Utah, en or before the 24th day of March. A. D. 1928. SOPHIA BEMIS, Administratrix of the Estate of Fred H. Bomls, Deceased. A. C. COLE, Attorney for Administratrix. Date of first publication. Jan. 12, 1928, COT LEFT IN THE RUSH "Ruth Is engaged to be married." "The mischief she Is ! I Intended to propose to that girl myself when I ot time." White LillyV tWLLS' REPORT U all the news happen 1 ings that come to your attention to this office. It will be appreciated for every piece of news will mike the paper more interesting for you as well as others. We want snd with your 2 help will print all THE NEWS FOR SALE. ISIS Candy Co. Store. Everything complete. Price reasonable. Inquire at Bingham Bulletin. PROVERBS ABOUT LIFE It Is a great journey to life's end. Life lieth not In living, but In lov-ing. Almost Everybody rafj Uses . . . LOST One suit cak! containing woman's wearing apparel, between 33rd South on Redwood Road aad HinRham canyon. A suitable reward will be paid for the return of these articles to Bingham Bulletin office. WANTS WORK. Girl, 18 years old, wants work of any kind. Thone 379. LOST 1 Brief cas containing; order books and papers valuable to owner only, between Copperfield snd Highland Boy. Return to Bulletin of-fice or notifp E. A. Brown, 250 Ra mona are over Phone Hy. 7118 J. A suitable reward will be given for the return of these articles to either address given above. To Our Paironi NOV j is the best time to have o r i f Blankets and On iUs washed the ROYAL s if I Royal Laundry I g 173 MAIN STREET I'MOXE 00 aaaaiu"0' Kid, Coming to SALT LAKE CITY- - DR. MELLENTHIN S GO. SPECIALISTS in Internal Medicine for the past fifteen years DO NOT OPERATE Will be at CULLEN HOTEL Sunday & Monday, Feb. 12 & 13 Office Hours: 10 ft. m; to 4 p. in. TWO DAYS ONLY No Charge for Consultation The specialist of Dr. Meilenthin Co. is a regular graduate in medicine and surgery and is licensed by the state of Utah. Ha visits professionally the more important towns and cities and offer. to all who call on this trip free con-sultation, except the expense of treat, ment when desired. According to his method of treat-ment he does not operate for chronic appendicitis, gall stones, ulcerj of stomach, tonsils or adenoids. He has to his credit wonderful re-sults in disease of the stomach, liver, bowels, blood, skin, nerves, heart, kidney, bladder, bed wetting, catarrh, weak lungs', Rheumatism, sciatica, leg ulcers and rcrtaf allR?. ft you have been ailing Fof any length; of ime and do noj get ' better, do not (all M impro per measu-- Ja rather toan disease are rp often the cause of your long standing trouble,. Remsaoer above date, that consul, tatlon on this tdip will be free and that hla treatment is different. Married women must he accompan-ied by their husbands Address: 211 Bradiory Bldg T.0.1 Angeled, CalifomH. a Self Preservation j" is the first law of Nature. - Our GOOD bvAhV. mat will make you a COMFORTABLE Home. Our GCvO coal will keep it warm- - S . t EVERY PIECE of lumber we sell has l.ec:, Ir.r x . : $ t The quality is there. " ""' " " , " Home Lumber & I I Goal Company 8i i fp- - PAINTS, OILS 4 VARNISHES IN STOCK S ' "QUALITY SERVICE" ' j3 ' ujjji H j S. R. O. Lady Can you direct me to the standing room? My husband Is there. Theater Attendant I don't under-stand, madnm. "Well, we had two tickets. Mine was in the front row, and my hus-band had to go buck and sit la the! standing room." WISE OBSERVATIONS - A iItHi In time does more for one's I i l iiiiml than any number of t i Ins ' I.; i iiini the world laughs with Mm l.:it It Kn't your owo personal !!. nu lonuer ' l ew women cun resist the call of the wihi when It takes the form of a 1eoMiril skin coat. The honeymoon Is over when the newly-we- d husband begins to notice that his stenographer has pretty ankles. Hard Bump Smith How'd you get the black eye? Janes I bumped Into a door. J Smith Oh, that's old stuff, i Jones It's the truth. My wife ' shrew it at me. The Lay of the Land Remarked the hen: "OndoubUdlr Berne folks arc won than Sut; When I den't lay for them, yea in, Taey s and lay me oat." THE REASON j "Why did your mother scold yi I yesterday for kissing Tom? You are engaged, aren't you?" "lea, indeed I But not to Tom." i Pretty Tough Van Jay Zlggsby and his wife had a miserable time on their motor trip last Sunday. Van Puff How was that? Van Jay Oh, his wife forgot to take her mirror and he forgot to talce his pipe. STATB ENGINEER'S OFKICE, Salt Lake City, Utah, January 14, 1928. Notice U hereby given that the Utah Copper Company, assignee of Zella Gray, whose principal place of business is Salt Lake City, Utah, has made application In accordance with the requirements of the Compiled Law of Utah( 1917, as amended by the Session Laws of Utah, 1919 and 1925 to appropriate 5 c. f. s. of water from Gray Spring in Salt Lake Coun-ty, Utah. Said water is to be divert-ed at the point of issuance of the spring which bears S. 43o E. 780 ft. from Hip Nli cor. of Sec. 1, T. 3 S., R. 3 W., S. L. B. & M. and conveyed in a canal a distance of 5,000 ft. where It will be used from April 1st to November 15th inclusive of each year for the irrigation of 350 acres of land embraced in parti of Sec. 1, T. 3 S. R. 3 W., and paxts of Sec. 6, T. 3 S., R. 2 W., S. L. B. & M. As much water as may be necessary will be used during the entire year for do-mestic purposes. This application ta designated in the State Engineer's office as File No. 10199. m All protesta against the granting of said application, stating the reasons therefor, must be by affidavit in dup-licate, accompanied with a fee of 11.00, and filed In this office within thirty (30) dayB after the completion of the publication of this notice. GEO. M, BACON, State Engineer. D,te of firwt publication, January 19, 1928. Date of completion of publication, February 16, 1928. Intentions Uncertain Marion Weren't you embarrassed when young Doctor Jones asked you for your hand? Maude Indeed I was. I didn't know whether he wanted to take me or my pulse. Stray Stories. The Wily Waiter "It you've spotted the maa who stole your car, why dcoft fo3 253 8 back?" "I'm waiting for him to put on a new set f tires." TOO SLOW She Do you believe in fniries? He Too slow I use the flying ma-chine in crossing - the river every morning. Hard Work : The laziest man, without a doubt, t ' May often know fatigue surprising. ; He e naturally tired out Sy constantly apoiog-lilng- ! ! Her Threat Madge Well, If I can't have him, no other girl Is going to have him I Cora Gracious ! Are you going to ehaot him? Madge No, I'm going to spend his money. Silenced "I suppose your husband will be able to tell you a great deal about the f horses when the races start?" i "Yes." answered young Mrs. Tor- - klus. "Charley is always more talka-tive at the start, hut he Is wiser at s the finish." . Words and Music We see, as years slip on their way, A change In song-- and story. The Bong Is mostly Jazz today j So is the oratory. Sure Thing! i Mrs. Schaffer I thought your sign f read: -- Photos While l'ou Wait." I Photographer It does, lady, but as ij you'll have to wait four days, maybe I you'd rather wait at home. t f" , s I According to the Ritual ' Frances Everything went along at the FUson wedding until the min-ister asked the bride to obey her hus-band. . Frank And then what? Frances She said: "Do you think I'm crazy?" and the groom answered: "I do." 4 DOWN AND OUT','v, Frlead I suppose It's a great satis-faction to yoa te see yoar husband going ap so rapidly in his prefesslra? tiator's Wife I can't I 7 i to Wttar sp hla 4jra gnj Jit, One Wish in Reserve Marie If you could have two wishes what would they be? Viola Well, Pd wish for a husband. Marie That's one. Viola And then I'd save the other , until I saw bow he turned out, STATE ENGINEER'S OFFICE Salt Lake City, Utah, January 'l4, 1928. Notice is hereby given that J. C. Pinchin whose post office address is Wtt Jordan. Utkh, has made appll- - cation in accordance with the require-ments of the Compiled Law3 of Utah, i 1917, as amended by the Session Laws of Utah, 1919 and 1925 to ap- - j propriate 20 c- - f. s. of water from Bingham Creek in Salt Lake County, : Utah. Said water Is to be' diverted j at a point which bears 930. 2 ft. a. j and 12M.1 ft. E. of the BE cor. of I Bee. 2f7, T. 2 S., R. 1 W., S. L. B. & 1 M. and conveyed In a channel a dis- - j tance of 70 ft. where the water will j be used during the entire year for j generating power for electric light- - I ing and propelling machinery in 1 West Jordan, Utah. After having j been so used the water will be return- - J ed to the natural stream at a point I which bears 930.2 ft. S. and 1302.1 j ft. B. of the SB. cor. of Sec. 27, T. 2 j S.. R. 1 W.. S. L. B. & M. J This application is designated in 1 the State Engineer's Office as File 1 No. 10238. f All protests against the granting of j j said application, stating the reason I therefor must be by affidavit In dup-- 1 licate,. accompanied with a fee of and fited In thl, office, within j thirty (J0 days after h compleUoa J of the publication this notice. I Q15V irf. BACON,, 1 State Engineer. J Date of first publication, January 19. j 1928. j Date of completion f poMeatlon, 1 February 18, 1928. 4 For Granted The dear eld lady was late af church, and entered" li the fmall wa; rising to sing. "Please," she said" with a iifei irmile, "den't get up ea my mtmm" Knew What It Meant fjlbhs My wife and I agree en verythlnf. 'rqrSlS Dfbbs-H- ave yod hjTj, your ewJ jppr. . Everything for Style 1 Ukfa tXherseir gk. fca(Ti U iMk aagkfilr: . 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