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Show LAUGHEG STOCK By Frank Adams "Fractures may bs classified in three groups " Roomier "But it'i so small," protested the prospective tenant who was inspecting inspect-ing an apartment. "Never mind," said the landlord. "We'll make it larger for you; we'll scrape oft the wallpaper." Sounds Eeasonable Wife How helpless you men are I What would you do it there were no women to sew on your buttons for you? Husband Has it occurred to you, my dear, that it there were no women wom-en we men would need no buttons? All Kinds of Trials "In times of triaL" asked the preacher, "what brings us the greatest great-est eomfort?" And from the back row an answering an-swering voice, "An acquittaL" The Bitter Truth Mrs. Black So you think Millie insulted you? Mrs. Green Yes, all I did was ask her where her string of pearls came from, and she said oysters! That Explains It A visitor to the senate gallery in Washington was accompanied by his small son. The little boy watched when the session was called to order. "Why did the minister pray for all those men. Pop?" he asked later. "He didn't He looked them over and prayed for the country." Social Fission Flim Did that girl call you a bum? Flam No, she called me "bomb"; said she didn't know me from Atom. |