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Show Right After "I know a girl who trunks her husband is simply wonderful." "Aw, so you've just come from a wedding." Smart Fella "Why did Sam invite only married people to his wedding?" "Well, in that way he figured that all the presents would be clear profit." The Commencement Puddinga In the movie you went to did the hero marry the heroine at the end of all their troubles? Stophelia No; at the beginning! A draftee, called up for examination, exam-ination, claimed exemption on the ground of poor eyesight and brought his wife along as evidence. Quick Change Sambo You know every time ah kiss mah wife she closes her eyes and hollars? Rastus Ah say she does. Sambo What's dat? Rastus Ah say, do she? Good Night! Katherine Would you put yourself out for me? Jack certainly would! Katherine Well, then, please do. Jrs after 12 and Vm awfully tired. Her Choice Private Roe I'm often compared com-pared with Lieut. James Stewart of the air force! Private Doe G'wan. Who would compare you with a movie star? , Private Roe My wife. She seems to prefer Stewart. |