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Show This Rookie Hadn't Heard Of Any Ruminant Admirals A young candidate for the navy was being put through a general knowledge test by a board of admirals. ad-mirals. "What kind of animals eat grass?" one of them asked. The candidate fidgeted and stared out of the window, but said nothing. The question was repeated repeat-ed but he still remained dumb. "Surely," said one of the examiners, exam-iners, kindly, "you can answer a simple question like that? I will repeat it. What kind of animals eat grass?" "Animals!" gasped the boy. "Why, I thought you were saying 'admirals.' " |