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Show f" 1 Excuse me for bowing:, but you vill understand when you hear the news. I am the owner of a paradox! My very first one too. Always wanted to find a paradox, para-dox, but now., that I've found one, I'm puzzled. After a series of family con f erences, my husband Bill, and I decided it was time to get a new washing machine. But instead in-stead of the machine, we got the paradox. , We both fell in love with an RCA Whirlpool washer-dryer combination, because even in the store it looked to be a familiar fam-iliar part of my kitchen. Of course that wasn't the only on-ly reason . . it had all sorts of wonderful a d vantages. Like the 10 pound capacity, capaci-ty, and all au- tomatic operation. "Put in the clothes, add detergent, click the dial, and call up your girl friend Marge," Bill commented, "since you have nothing else to do until the job is done." ' The only thing we had to de-' cide was whether we wanted att jelectric or a gas unit. We decided de-cided on an electric since all our other appliances are run by el c) tricity, and it seems to get the, Ijob done efficiently and in good order. Besides it's easier with' everything on one bilL "Maybe now you'll toe ready on time when we're going out , Bill smiled, adding, "ItH be great not having you complain that you haven't enough time for anything." I didn't have the heart to hit him with a wet mop. Not when he'd just bought a new appliance. Things haven't turned out Eke: xvc expected though. My wash' gets done in record time, and sparkles magnificently. But I stCU don't have enough time. That's the paradox. Bill claims he knows why though. He says every washday, wash-day, when he tries to call me' up, the phone is busy! WelV Marge has an RCA Whirlpool too, and iha to cr,betrJeadLj |