Show ANYWAY PAT GOT THE BEER grammar competition resulted disastrously to the other two participants in the contest pat a scotty and a cockney were in company recently they were very thirsty and hard up having only the price of a single beer between them dettling to Invest la in this they entered a barroom and had the drink supplied of 01 tell ye what hat said pat as he surveyed the flowing measure theres only enough here for wan so wed better put it up for a grammar competition an the best mabll get the lut this was agreed to well now said rat pat to scotty which would you say 01 cant take this drink or 01 wont take this drink 1 I canna take this drink replied scotty an all you asked pat of the cockney 1 I wont take this drink answered the latter well said pat 1101 01 say ot will take this and lie he did |