Show THE BOY ON EDITORS according to anon a boy was given a stunt to write an article on editors and he here is the result 1 I dont know how bow newspapers came to be in the world I 1 dont think god does for he ha faint got bothin to say about them and editors in the bible I 1 think the editor is one of the missing links you read of and stayed in the bushes until after the flood and then came out and wrote the thing up and he has been here ever since I 1 dont think heb heaver ver dies I 1 never ne a dead inq on and never heard of one our paper is a mighty good one but the editor has to go without underclothes all winter and cant afford socks and paw aint paid his subscription since the paper started I 1 ast paw if that was why the editor had to suck juice out of a snowball in winter and go to bed when he had his shirt washed in the summer anthen an then paw took me out in the woodshed wooda hed and licked me awful hard if I 1 the editor makes a mistake I 1 folks say he be ought to be hung but if a doctor makes make a mistake ho be hurries burries them and people dasent say bothin because the doctors write latin wh when en the e editor makes a mistake there is lawsuits and a big fuss but if a doctor makes one there is a funeral cut flowers and silence A doctor caril can use a word a yard long without him or anybody else understanding what it means but if inthe thel editor uses one he as to spell it ita if the doctor goes to see another mans wife he be charges for it but if the editor goes he gets a charge of buckshot when a doe doc tor gets intoxicated its a case of being overcome by heat and I 1 if he dies its from heart trouble when an editor gets drunk its a case of too much booze and if he dies its the jim jams any college man can make a doctor but an editor has to be born |