| Show HOTEL GUEST RULES guests are requested not to speak to the dumb waiter va guests wishing to get up without being called can have self raising flower for supper the hotel is supported by a beautiful cemetery hearses to hire a day guests wishing to do a little dai driving ving will find a hammer and nails in the closet if the room gets too warm warin open the window and see the fire escape if youre fond of athletics and like good jumping lift the mattress and see sec the bed spring if your lamp goes out take a feather out of the pillow light enough for any room any one troubled with nightmare will find farid a halter on oil the bedpost bed post dont worry about paying your bill the house is supported by the foundation |
