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Show gllllllillMlllillMllJIIMIIIlllllllll I 1 Breezy's Sneezers Iibiiiiiiiiiiiim Nurse: "Oh, Dr.,the patient in 203 keeps asking for Jane Russel." Doctor: "He's cured." Nurse: "And the patient in 606 keeps asking for Marilyn Monroe." Doctor: "He's cured." Nurse: "And the patient in 401 keeps asking for his wife." Doctor: 'Still delirious, eh?" - B-S Waiter: You'rs not eating your fish. What's wrong? Diner: Long time no sea. B-S Vernon: I've never seen such dreamy eyes. Marge: You never stayed so late before. B-S I hear your Uncle Gross Geporah, fell off a bridge. Yeah; I was the only relative. What a man! I understand he was worth $25,000., yet he couldn't even read nor write. No, nor swim. B-S Sweet young thing: Does this lipstick come off easily? Cosmetic clerk: Not if you put up a good fight. B-S Doctor: I'm afraid I have bad news for you, son. You'll never be able to work again. Blaine: That's O.K., doc. Now what's the bad news? B-S Faun: "A tramp is at the back door and I'm going to give him one of my pies. I feel so sorry for him." Theron: (heartlessly) "So do I " B-S Phil: I never pick a quarrel with my wife." Rack: "Is that so?" Phil: "It is; she's able to pick much better ones." |