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Show I The 'Isms' I ft Here is a radio speaker's def- j( jnition of the "Ism's," and I S quote: 3 "You own two cows "Under Communism you give 5 ,he milk to the Government i they give you some of it 'J back- t "Under Socialism you give the - cows to the Government, and they sell you some of the milk back. "Under New Dealism you shoot one of the cows to hold down production. "Under Capitalism you sell one of the cows and use the money to buy a bull. "And Buddy, that last one is the only one that will work." I |