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Show iiiiiiiiirai Breezy's I Sneezers SIIIIIIIMIH A pedestrian is a guy who knows there are still several gallons of gas in the tank when the gauge points to empty, (right Norman?) B-S "You say the doctor left a sponge in you after your operation? Do you have any pain?" "No, but, boy do I get thirsty!" B-S Alva: ,'My car is air-conditioned." Dwain: "So is mine. It has the same temperature inside as out." You're getting old when the gleam in your eye is from the sun hitting your bifocals.. B-S If you take a right turn from a left hand lane, you are probably just careless and reckless and not what the driver behind called you! B-S Some cars have fluid drive others have a drip at the wheel. B-S Many a guy cooks his goose when he starts chasing a chicken. B-S The new bathing suits are like a crime without clues a guy doesn't know where to begin to look. B-S A prof was delivering the last lecture of the term. He told his students that he expected them to devote all their time to preparation prepar-ation for the final examination. "The examination papers are now in the hands of the printer," he concluded. "Now, is there any question you would like answered?" Silence prevailed for a moment; then a voice piped up: "Who is the printer?" B-S Marv says: "Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die to get there!" B-S A little lad came rushing into the front room with his mothers brassier and shouted: "Look what I found, A double barled slingshot." B-S Five-year-old Bobby was showing the family photographs to a playmate. play-mate. Very shamefully, he exhibited ex-hibited one of himself, taken when he was three years old, wearing beautiful curls. Apologetically he explained, "I was borned a girl." Jake: "You look all broken up. what's the matter?" Dale: "I wrote home for money for a study lamp." Jake: "So what?" Dale: "They sent the lamp." B-S "How was the applause after the show? asked Evelyn, when Bennie returned home. "Terrible," he moaned. "It sounded like a caterpillar in sneakers romping across a Persian rug." (really it was good) B-S A city youngster roaming with his friends in the country found a pile of condensed milk cans. "Hey you guys," he shouted, "come here quick! I've found a cow's nest." B-S Thrift is a wonderful virtue especially in an ancestor. |