Show GAY GADGETS it associated newspapers features by NANCY PEPPER MEDAL MANIA lets see how quickly you gals can move in on a high fashion seems the smart fashion leaders X in new york and in hollywood are 1 wearing costly antique medals z for decoration on 0 all kinds of V clothes well who says they have to be antique see if your father has some old medals he wading champion or something in his youth see if your will part with the medal he won for track pin them to bits of colored ribbon and wear them instead of your trickier lapel gadgets if you have a lot of medals you can pin them to a broad ribbon worn diagonally from one shoulder and tucked into your skirt belt its a fad SCHOOL DAZE pupil should you be blamed for things you done teacher no that be fair pupil thanks I 1 do my homework for today teacher what happens when the human body is immersed in water pupil the phone rin rings gs teacher order please pupil double chocolate malted 64 questions why are boy scouts dizzy because they do so many good turns why did the little moron hit his gal friend in the eye so he could go out on a blind date why should you take tahe a frog and a porcupine shopping with youa you because frogs have greenbacks green backs and porcupines have points sad sonnets early to bed early to rise and your gal will go 90 out with six other guys |