Show and nary aary a drop was spilt along alona the way A young scottish couple had moved from their country cottage into a modern house all their goods and chattels arrived safely with exception of the rain tub after the wife had pleaded with her husband that this was an asset to her household he said he would go and get it that evening As he had not arrived home at 1230 a in his wife became worried at a m the back gate slammed sla amed and there was a dull thud in i a few seconds the door opened to reveal a dishevelled dishevel led and perspiring man who said ee lass ave ad bob ob wit boob thee tell me it were full 0 watter waiter |