Show at that we doubt ready answer saved the day A certain gentleman was very fond of golf and of a little refreshment after the game he arrived home very late one night and was met by his big wife in the hau hall well and what excuse have you got to offer for coming home at this unearthly hour she asked angrily it was like this my dear 1 I was playing golf with some friends and playing golf she cried in d disgust is are you trying to tell me you can play golf in the dark oh ye yes s my dear he said quickly you see we were using the night clubs |