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Show THE RICH COUNTY REAPER, RANDOLPH, UTAH KNOWS HIS PUMPS Stan OUR COMIC SECTION QDoqsU Shirley Likes Cops Shorts for Colonel Lloyd Antiquities By Virginia Vale IS reported that Norma 0 Snoopie Proprietor We want a man who can beat the sun up, who knows how to take advantage of the natural aids for increasing production, and can distribute without undue favor to the consumer. Applicant The jobs mine Ive been a milkman all my life. ITShearer, having won the cov- i eted role of Scarlett j in now wants the story changed. Its said that she feels that the heroines character, in the last half of the book, is unsympathetic. To do this would be to ruin the PROBLEMS ONE-ACR- E OHara, Gone With the Wind, character and spoil the story, of course and the result would be that thousands of motion picture fans who liked the book and have taken real interest in the casting of the picture would be furious. First Suburbanite I say, Tom, dont the insects fairly devastate your vegetables? , i . Second Ditto Well, sometimes I beet em to it and squash 'em all but you never can tell whats going to turnup in the bug line. During Shirley Temples recent, visit in New York her mother actu--, ally dared leave her for a little while. Shirley was at the office of a national magazine, and her riioth-e- r was in a smart department store, doing a bit of shopping. BIG SALVAGE You say shes a life guard? Has she saved many lives? Has she? Ten fellows told her they couldnt live without her, and shes engaged to the whole lot. SHIRLEY TEMPLE OH, YES? She said that she almost never left Shirley, but that she felt that it was all right to do so just then The policemen assigned to her are such nice men, said she, and Shirley is so fond of them. ' , & Just in case youve wondered what has Stoopnagle, and Mrs. Skeet Now remember, Henry, you are not to bite any pretty young girls. happened formerly to of Colonel Stoop-nag- le hes making movies. They are shorts, and hes doing it near his Connecticut home, for Educational. The finished product will be issued as 'Colonel Stoop-naglCavalcade of Stuff. Bud, es ' HOME LESSONS Harold Lloyd has bought the negatives of 114 of his early pictures from Pathe. Partly for sentimental reasons, because partly so me of those of early pictures his, I TOLD PHOEBE I WAS KNEE -- DEEP IN LOVE WITH HE-R- I WHAT DID SHE SAV, TO THAT O Visitor Im quite taken with your little boy so intelligent! Mother Yes; you wouldnt believe what a bright boy he is when hes just released Professor Be- out of school. TO HEAD OF THE CLASS Haroid Lloyd ers in it. L at which we all shouted with laughter, contain gags that can be used again. Watch for his new one, A1 -- ware. There may be some of the ancient laugh jerk- - Roth, NBC musical director, ran into a lot of surprises and several shocks when lie began tracing nursery rhymes for his proposed Childrens Symphony. Most of todays simple little songs for children were originally hilarious drink- SHE SAID -- ILL PUT YOU ON MV WADIN6 LIST!" Teacher I doubt if any of you children know who was the first person to travel in a submarine. Tommy Smith I do, teacher! Teacher You do, Tommy? Who was it? Tommy Jonah, maam. JUST LIKE EM ing songs! ODDS AND ENDS-W- hen Eddie Can, tor sailed for Europe he took along a supply of sturgeon from a New York delicatessen store, just to be sure of g the kind he likes best , Seven men and women, doubles for famous movie stars of Hollywood, sailed for England the other day to make a picture there ... Cameron, who played the sheriff 7a;r, m The Great Train Robbery," in hav-in- film-dom- , e early days, wiU be seen in Made for Each Other" . . . Its reported that Simone Simons contract wont be renewed when it expires about September first . . . George Bancroft recently d his 25th year in the movies . . Madge Evans, yearning for experience on the stage, is appearing at one of the little summer theaters near New York . . . ,ane Pickens, for the same reason, is do-in-g the same thing in Massachusetts : . . In My Biir youll see Kay Francis in a new role that of the mother of four children, wearing simple frocks instead of gorgeous ones, and giving as good a performance as if she were just beginning on a new contract, instead of winding up an old one. , , Western Newspaper Union. cele-brate- Tlmt literary man from abroad is certainly an eccentric genius- almost weird. Hows that? He has no intention of lecturing here, they say. . |