Show what at 5 co b b chyi thinks abo about ut the campaign blues ANTA MONICA CALIF S SANTA what with roosevelt taking over the ancient theory of centralized authority and landon promising to restore the jeffersonian principle of state sovereignty the campaign is is in high v what with farley undertaking to organize the negro voters of the north for roosevelt and the other side claiming to be hopeful of carrying florida with the aid of white votes what with andy jackson turning over in his grave and james G blaine stirring fretfully under the sod it seems the most appropriate campaign selections would be for the democratic orchestra to render john browns body and the republican bartet to sing bonny blue flag doping the Gee gees DESPITE D ESPITE revelations that some come of americas most prized race h horses have repeatedly been doped one of the state racing boards reinstated a trainer found guilty of this foul and crooked cruel practice so our commissioner to the internal tiona dional conference at geneva is disgusted maybe M a y b e because im hopelessly old fashioned I 1 still prefer that a horse should b e trained on the turf and not at a drug irvin S cobb store nowadays the fellow who prowls the paddock just before arace is liable either to go to sleep suddenly or go to bucking it depends on whether the geegee he sniffs has been drugged to lose or drugged to win Fol hollywood lywood dog dg days ator TOURISTS to the hollywood 1 tor come during a dullish interlude the diary of miss astor has been closed and he next chapter in in the lovelife love life of john barrymore has not been opened it might be said for miss asters output before the court shut it off that it was well written and caused the public eagerly to await further disclosures certain parties may have gone out of town but they all left word where the paper was to be sent hereafter for a series series of such purely personal confessions it might be well to begin each installment like this may it please houi honor and my precious petty kins jol praising john IIa miltor I 1 HEARD john hamilton speak to a selected group of his own folks and please dont laugh when I 1 say that the individual he most reminds me of in engaging personality in sound sense is the rival national chairman jim farley without comparing these two as to past records or future prospects I 1 figure temperamentally temperamental y alike in various ways notably in not getting unduly excited or nastily in his talk hamilton did not declare the american flag was in danger did not implore anyone to save the american home he call the republicans saints call the democrats knaves or idiots he claim for his side a monopoly of patriotism quite calmly he told his hearers what points he thought should be stressed by his party in this campaign and poked fun at himself while poking fun at the other crowd Congress congressmen mn ve versus brsus taxes aim AGAINST my better judgment 1 x im trying to be cheered by the announcement of the present majority leaders in congress that looking forward to the next session they behold no new taxes ahead but after election when the lads look closer probably be able to behold quite a few why a balanced budget is like the idea of santa claus something everybody talks about but nobody ever expects to see excepting when a campaign is on and the voters are sort of flinching their galled backs under the load a favorite pastime of legislators wherever found is thinking up more taxes to go along the taxes theve already up they resist the craving for just so long and then they notice some previously overlooked dollars behind the baseboard b ase board and then hiding well we 11 you might hire a henhawk to guard your henhouse e but could depend on his word you IRVIN S COBB a Wei storn newspaper |