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Show THE RICH COUNTY REAPER. RANDOLPH. UTAH JlFew r J Little : Radio JVlovie THE FEATHERHEADS Look at. nbuR. smoe whem By West MB OtWne Wtfspir Sauce for the Goose UalM By vjers NEAT In the course of her duties the nurse was washing baby, and little Jackie, aged three, was a silent, but interested onlooker. He watched .'her pinning on babys clothes, and at last his anxiety got the better of him. Nurse, are you sure this is a new baby? he asked. Why, yes, dear," she replied. Well, nurse, if hes a new baby what are you mending him for? was the surprising inquiry. -- For prise to Hollywood ; rumor has had the handsome Randy about to propose to one motion pic- mY ture star after another. So imagine the shock when he announced that he was married last March, when he went back i home. His bride is a member of the wealthy and social DuPont family-cou- ple that with the fact that before he went into pictures he was an usher at a DuPont wedding, and you may get some idea of how far the romance dates back. In fact, there used to be rumors to the effect that he was very much in love with a girl in the Sunny South but felt that he hadnt enough money to marry her though his father was a rich man. So fame and fortune came by way of the movies, and now Hollywood, where .bachelors are far too rare, has lost one of the most eligible ones. Inevitability Speaking of taxation began the man who likes to help along the worry. Why 'not talk about the weather? interrupted Senator Sorghum. ; They arent the same thing. Yet they are somewhat alike. When a rough climatic experience is due you may talk about it as much as you choose, but youre going to get it just the same. The Road to Glory is going to be one of Fredric Marchs favorite pictures; he liked the role the best of any hed had in a long time, and gave a magnificent performance when the cameras turned. Judging from its early reception, the picture is going to be a favorite with film fans, too. The versatile March knows a fat part when he sees it. He demonstrated that in his portrayal of Bothwell in Mary Queen of Scotland in which Katharine Hepburn starred. IT WAS SO LONG B Mr. Perch What a fortunate escape you had from the mans hook. Miss Perch Yes, but think how the nasty man will lie about me. WMitrn Nmptptr Ualoa FINNEY OF THE FORCE Treed Olivia de Havilands very beautiful younger sister, Jean Fontaine, has been signed up for pictures by Jesse Lasky, the old (at the moment of this writing its still a secret). So remember the name and look for the face, for its dollars to donghnuts that she will be one of the big names in pictures before very long. Technical Terms Are you interested in radio? answered Miss Very much, Cayenne. I have even considered it as my attire. In order to make it. go as far as possible I have directed the hair dresser to do my transformation in a short wave. star-mak- That Would Be Nice Her Father I do hope you appreciate that in marrying my daughter you are getting a very big hearted and generous girl. Young Man I do, ; sir. And I hope that she has acquired those fine qualities from her father. The Reason say ' you only pay ten pounds a month for this beautiful apartment? Yes; but Im going to move. Good gracious! What has come over you? An opera singer! . Cease Firing report of Cabinet Ministers speech) I hope this is true. He says that the battle against depression is won. Colleagues Lets show that to the boss and perhaps he will cease firing. Robert Taylor is getting more fan mail than anyone else on the Metro lot including Clark Gable. And thats what makes for contracts, big salaries, and especially selected roles. Also, he is still devoted to Barbara Stanwyck. Art Competition What we need is a good campaign song, said the campaigner. Dont make it too good, said Senator Sorghum. Id hate to feel that an audience would rather hear me sing than make a speech. long-ter- . say opposites marry. He Thats the objection to being a thin man. Universal Opinion Captain Did you enjoy your leave, lieutenant? Paymaster Yes, but theres nothing like the feeling of a good desk under your feet again. Rail Magazine. STRUNG UP Single-Track- er Our habitual antagonist, said the sympathetic friend, has what mind. I should call a single-trac- k Worse than that, commented He can never Senator Sorghum. keep it on the track long enough to s. . get anywhere. His Credentials Foreman Do you think youre fit for really hard labor? Applicant Well, some of the best judges in the country have thought so. Milwaukee JouraaL . m k In Perfect Accord Mistress (to new maid) Now, Nora, I always take my bath at nine every morning. Nora Sail right, mam, it wont interfere with me a bit. Im never ready fer mine bfore ten. should ' Edgar Guest is known far and wide as a poet; in fact, the name of Eddie Guest is a household word. But he wishes that you knew him as a musician. In the broadcasting studios he gazes wistfully at the flying fingers of the pianist and banjo players who are on his program; he said recently to a friend If I could only get out of my typewriter what those fellows not get out of their instruments realizing that the poems he writes are music to the ears of multitudes. Shipping Clerk (reading She-rT- hey er Of course youve heard Peter Van Steedens band on the radio now he declares that some day you may hear his daughter play. She is only a year and a half old, but she likes her toy piano better than anything else, and he swears that she can play several notes of The Merry Widow Waltz on it. You TELLING HER VIRGINIA VALE Randolph scottS as a sur- IF WE ARE ALOMB 'Tbd MUSH T KfcEP VOiiRSELF sHlMED LAST 'TH&Y MENDING NEW BABY t BANG! Do you know ries? Yes, ghum. . any funny answered Senator stoSor- dont you tell one? My wife dont let me. She says I have already made myself so ridiculous that what I need is to avoid laughter instead of encourIll never hire a aging it. Bug Autoist firefly chauffeur again and let him fill my gasoline tank! Fred Astaire made all arrangeArgument What are those holes in the ments for his new broadcasting series before he Look Out! wood? Willie Oh, mother, heres a lithopped off for EuThose are knot holes. tle green snake! They are holes I Dont you think rope for a vacation, most of which will Mother Well, stay away from it. I know a hole when I see one? be spent with his It may be just as dangerous as a sister and former ripe one. OVERGROWN Why , d a n c ing ' Obliging Do you think you His execution is simply marvelous. Isnt it! You can see the tudi-ene- e hanging on every note. Avoidance BANG! Charles Boyer and his wife, Pat Patterson, paused a day in New York on their way to Europe; it was one of the hottest days of a very hot summer, but he wore a topcoat when they arrived, and she wore one too. They must have believed what Californians say about New York weather. He very diplomatically said nothing about the making of The Garden of Allah, his latest picture. can explain to your constituents how you became so prosperous? .Certainly, replied Senator SorIt was due to my desire ghum. to ease the burdens of my fellow map. I made life a little happier Gosh! Look at th size of his for some of the who say they want to get rid of bill. their money.-- ' Washington Star. .Yep; must be a plumber. multi-millionair- es ' partner, Cavendish. Hell begin broadcasting September 8, and Jack Benny .will give him a send-ofjust for Movie fans luck. are wondering what the next film vehicle of the dancing king and his partner Ginger Rogers will be. Lady' f, |