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Show THE RICH COTrNTY REAPER. RANDOLPH. UTAH ADMONITIONS Dragon Is the World9 s Deadliest Bomber By DOUGLAS MALLOCH COME day some new event arrives To change the courses of our - lives,'. - . - . And we, in our bewilderment, Blame not ourselves, but that event. Our private fortunes, public weal. In some swift movement of the wheel - Are swept away,, and. men declare That fate has caught them unaware. SAFE KEEPING But nothing happens in a night. A certain Scottish minister had Or in.a.day,.if wrong or right. It is announced,', if far or near. hree bottles of champagne as a New Year gift, and handed them to If men would only see and hear his housekeeper for safe keeping. Some little fissure in the wall Some short time afterwards he Before n the fall, levees The Dragon, ramparts built in secret at Inglewood City, by the North American Aviation giant bomber, was having friends in, and asked the company, is shown ready for its first test flight.: It is declared by its designers to be the most formidable And evry nation that has been First had its enemies within. housekeeper to bring up a bottle of monoship of its type in the world. Following competitipn in army trials next March, the champagne. plane may become standard military equipment.: . sir! she queried. For be tomorrow what it may, That was determined yesterday. he replied Dont you reYes, m nr; 'nrtTTrt pry' mrrTyr) We pay the penalty at last member the three bottles I gave-- , I Of sleeping sentries of the past. you weeks ago? For nothing happens in an hour, Was yon champagne? Mercy me, A revolution or a flowr. .. sir, I thacht it was sma beer, and The sky is wet before the plain had it wi my parritch, and I aye With admonitions of the rain. windered hoo I wis aye sae cheery ' Douglas Malloch. WNU Servlca. in the mornins! , ! ten-ma- : wi THE FARMER MAKES FRIENDS WITH BILLY MINK. rPHE farmer Under whose wood-pil- e Billy Mink was living did a lot of thinking after he guessed that it was Billy Mink that had driven all the rats out of his barn into his house. If I could get that little brown rascal over here to the I house, thought the farmer, would soon be rid of those pesky rats. But how am I going to do it? If he doesnt know that those rats are over here he certainly will not venture any nearer to the house . than that woodpile. And if he cannot get into the henhouse to steal my chickens he wont stay around here very long because he will have little to eat. The thing for me to do is to see that he has plenty to eat and learns where it comes from. So the very first thing the farmer did the next morning was to put some scraps of fresh meat just outside the woodpile. It didnt take Billy Mink long to find them. Of course the farmer was out of sight. He was in the barn peeping through a crack. He saw Billy come out from under the wood and sniff at the pieces of meat. It was clear that Billy was suspicious. He went all around those scraps of meat and the farmer could tell by the way he moved that Billy suspected a trap. But Billy found no trap. Of course not, because there was no trap. At last he ventured to seize one of those scraps of meat and darted back into the woodpile with it. A few minutes later he was out again just as cautious as before. So, one by one, he took the scraps of meat under the woodpile. The farmer smiled as he saw the last scrap disappear. He knew that Billy had enough for a good meal, and that with a stomach well filled he would probably take a nap. This is just what Billy did. Before he fell asleep he kept wondering about those scraps of meat and how they happened to be so handy. ' Its funny, thought Billy, how that meat happened to be right there. I wonder if that, farmer could have dropped it. If he did, I hope hell do it again. With this, Billy went to sleep. - : -- ,- twin-engin- ed PAPA KNCWS- -I Just at dusk Billy awoke. He, was hungry again. He began to think of those hens over in the henhouse. Then he remembered the trap he had found over there and decided he would keep away from the henhouse. He decided that he would go over to the barn to see if any of those rats' had returned. And then all of a sudden he remembered that easy breakfast he had had that morning. ' Instantly Billy popped his head out from the woodpile. He didnt really expect to find any more Pop, what is a hawk? Pawnbroker. scraps of meat, and you can guess Bell Syndicate. WNU Service.. , . just how surprised and pleased he was when he found that there were more scraps just where he had especially for him, and in his heart found his breakfast that morning. he began to. have a friendly feeling For the first time . for that farmer.. .. ... T. W. Burgess. WNC Service. that they might have been put there HIPPETY-HO- TX2E P LMIGUnGS op Youn nnriD u OBy Leicester K. Davis Public Ledger, Ido. Miss. Lady Bug Mr. Grasshopper? . Grasshopper a hop tonight. ; Billy-suspecte- Do you dance, - Im Sure, goin to ; Temperamental Preserves. What is your wife doing? asked - : the friend. . Shes making preserves, said Mr. Meekton. What kind of preserves? I dont know. She is a culinary artist and all artists are temperamental. I had hoped for jam and jelly with plenty of sugar. But if her productions reflect her present disposition, I am expecting mostly . pickles Two Plus Three Arthur, who was five years old, was being drilled in simple arithmetic by his teacher, who said: If I put five candies in your hand, and you eat two of them, how many would you have then? Five, replied Arthur. But, said the teacher, how can that be true when you have eaten ' .The Thumb of LitUe Affection '"pHERE are, of course, some men f and women who are seemingly incapable of manifesting warmth in their affections. In fact, such persons seem singularly devoid of ability to give or attract love. Luckily, they are few and far between, but .you may be called upon to analyze in which this deficiency must : Crush half a dozen chocolate hands ' in your delineation' of included be creams .with a' wooden spoon, add a character. of cream or rich milk tablespoonful and stir until well, blended. Spread ' The Thumb of Little Affection on vanilla wafers, cover with a layer The thumb which indicates this is of grape jelly and top with another usually inclined toward length rather wafer. ; than shortness. The first, or nail, . . ' . Crush a dozen coconut bonbons in joint is invariably stubbornly rigid a bowl, add two tablespoonfuls of under backward pressure. Aid the orange marmalade and mix well: first and second joints are straight two?. Two on Sure, replied Arthur. Spread on. soda crackers, r- cover and of' even lengths. Often the the inside and three on the outside. with another to form a sandwich knuckle which separates them is unand toast in. a hot oven; Serve duly prominent and knotty. All of A Watched Pot which is sure sign of the possessors hot and crisp with a cupful of tea. ' Plaie large marshmallows on sal-tistrehgth'of will and coldly analytical . The flappers small brother was peeking around the corner of the biscuits, put into the oven until control. ... door while her boy friend helped is or: The joint palm, third; the marshmallow has ; melted. Remove from the oven and sprinkle straight and often quite bony when her hold down the davenport. Young Lady Ill give you a drum with finely chopped candied cher- viewed from the backrThe outstandries and walnuts. This is an open ing mark, however, which enables if youll go to bed. .ft1 . . Kiddie one to place this type of thumb unI dont want a drum, sandwich. hesitatingly in the category of the I wanta watch. Sheboygan (Wis.) . A most delicious filling for an aftPress. loveless, is' the flatness of the ernoon tea sandwich is grated maple or palm portion of the third sugar, finely chopped blanched alBEANED monds and cream to mix to the con- joint. This is sure ..to be notable or of roundness ' absence contour, i . sistency to spread. in be depressed or Jellies of various kinds make most and may, Youfact, place the owner cupped.'. may delightful fillings for a tea sandwich. of the hand where this is found as Beat the jelly until smooth, then one to whom love and warmth of spread very lightly on thinly but- response through the affections are s tered bread. a closed book. Western Newspaper Union. ' ' WNU Service. . SWEET SANDWICHES brisk winds of the winter the blood; the appetite, and the social instincts as well. Afternoon teas, bridge luncheons, dinners, and childrens parties are under swing when the outdoors is less attractive than a cheerful fire.. Sandwiches are always appropriate for most occasions, especially if the fillings are novel and tasty. Here are a few suggestions which are easr ily prepared and may be 'used for a lunch box or a party: Put a dozen dates and pound of peanut brittle through a food chopper, mix thoroughly and spread on graham crackers. Cover with another cracker and press firmly together. THE one-four- th ; , . - , ne , . - - - - lm-dersi- de KNOW THYSELF by Dr. George D. Greer by-its- . . . . . . : For Southern Wear Take yo base." ; Dat ball hit yo on de head. . Well, ID be jiggered. What foh? , . The Most Criticized Profession IT SO DIFFICULT FOR SOME PEOPLE TO MAKE UP THEIR MINDS? WHY IS PSYCHOLOGISTS have come to the conclusion that difficulty in making up ones mind is usually due to lack of This lack may not be known to the person himself, and' may be entirely subconscious, but it functions to produce indecision whenever there are several choices and one thing must be selected from the rest. He wants some advice, or wants to show it to someone else before he makes up his mind. He has. an inner feeling that he is not intelligent enough experienced enough, or does not have enough good taste, or something else, to make the choice alone. Such people have to be told by others what they should do; then they feel satisfied especially if the other person advises the choice they themselves really liked best. ' f two-pie- ce - ' - WNU Service. . Cant Forget It Waiter Sir, when you eat here you do not need to dust off the plate. Customer Beg pardon, force! of habit. Im an umpire. v . Take It Either Way She had spent much more than her allowance, and as she listed her many expenditures she exclaimed: - dear me! I am inclined to agree with you, observed her husband sweetly. Oh, . Dusty pink English woolen is cleverly tailored in this attractive outfit for wear in the south under the sun or at home under a fur coat. The black milan hat with heart-shape- d brim and wide belting ribbon-- band is. from Suzanne r '' Hows farming? asked the tour" ... f Pretty much like it always was, replied Farmer Comtossel. Everybody is. assuming that he knows how to run a farm better than the .... . man who owns it. ist. Pictured in the Cumberland hospital, Brooklyn, are two young men who, but for some dispensations of Providence, would be twanging harps instead of having their photographs taken. At left is Joe Sardo, who walked into an elevator shaft and fell three floors, escaping with a few bruises. He is shaking, hands with Irving Ehrlich, who is recuperating from a, 10,000 volt shock, sustained while" demoittipg an Located "Did you ever hear of the straw which broke the camels back? asked the guest at a country inn. Yes, sir, replied' the landlord. Well, youll find it in the bed I tried to sleep on last night.1 |
