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Show THE RICH COUNTY REAPER RANDOLPH, UTAH XJOTRE DAME will lose two, probably three, football games next falL Nothing particularly wrong with the Irish, its the schedule . . . More National League clubs are complaining bitterly about umpiring this season than at any time within the memory of man . . . Mike Jacobs has an ancritics swer for those three-cewho claimed that $40 was too much for a Schmeling-Loui- s ducat. His tax statement reveals that he peddled 4,700 of the ducats and only 3,800 of the $3 variety . . . Dave Rabb, sensational young center forward of the New York (soccer) Hakoahs, is the son of a Brooklyn rabbi. Even Van Mungo and the Dodgers get along better than Lefty Grove and his Boston teammates . . . There is a whisper that A1 Weill will succeed Tom McArdle as matchmaker for the club occasionally known as the Twentieth Century . . . Mike McTigue will be one of the guests of honor when the Claremens association has its Almoonlight sail on June 9 though they have been attracting banner crowds to the Bum Mills Sunday polo games, Princetons mallet swingers have to perform under assumed names. That is because the university trustees have blue law notions. nt ed e New York Post. WNU Service. Ruth Removal Aids Yanks, but He, Too, Couldve Done Job T J NTIL that moment the reporter undoubtedly was the life of the party. Having nothing else to look forward to except a light afternoon date with some millionaire babies, his hosts were spreading themselves with appreciation. All this made the reporter very, very happy. Poor little lonesome All the way boys," he thought. out there by themselves with nobody even close. Probably it does them a lot of good to have a human being catch up with them now and then. . Why, I oughta give them a break an Then he popped the question and got what many another guy has gotten for taking similar liberties. Charley Ruffing sought the water cooler at the other end of the dugout. Lou Gehrig remembered that he had immediate business to attend to in the clubhouse. Lefty Gomez hid behind his ears. So, humming sadly about just being one of those smarties who breaks up all the parties, the reporter dragged himself into name. Since then he has been wondering about that question, though. All he asked was: Gents a coupla seasons ago there was moren a coupla rumors to the effect that a fat man was overshadowing lives and your bank books. Now I dead-panne- Life Reflects Remember that in life as in a mirror you never get more out than you put in. A man could learn a great many things if he didnt think that he already knew them. Wit is the saying of something brilliant at the right time, wits" is not saying something when you shouldnt. Saddest change in our old friend, when affluence and honors are heaped upon him, is that he grows more effusive than ever to us and thinks about us far less frequently. Getting a job is so much a matter of accident that it is a wonder any man can map out a ca- Affaire du coeur. (F.) Affair of the heart. A mensa et thoro. (L.) From bed and board. Ben trovato. (It.) Well invented. Chacun a son gout. (F.) Every man to his taste. Contretempts. (F.) An awkward incident; mishap. Delenda est Carthago. (L.) Carthage must be destroyed. Ecco homo! (L.) Behold the man! Falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus. (L.) False in one point, false in all. Garde du corps. (F.) Bodyreer at all. guard. In aeternum. (L.) Forever. What were mysteries to the ancients are our commonplaces. To eat and drink and sleep, to be exposed to darkness and the light, to pace round in the mill habit, and to turn thought into an instrument of trade this is not life. Knowledge, truth, love, beauty, goodness alone can give true vitality to the mechanism of existence. The life of mirth that vibrates through the heart; the tears that freshen the dry wastes within us ; the doubt which makes us meditate; the death which startles us with mystery; the hardship which forces us to struggle; the anxiety that ends in trust, are the true nourishment of our natural being. SALT LAKES A man who does his work best is the one who does it his own way. Be satisfied and say NEWEST HOSTELRY Onr lobby is delightfully air cooled daring the snnuner months Radio for Every Room It's Pleasant to Forget How pleasant to wake up in the morning and not be able to remember what it was that worried you the evening before. Promises that are the hardest to obtain are the surest of fulfillment. Bill Mehlhorn Is an Life is a grind, but it doesnt always make things smooth. Ardent Baseball Fan Dont use your common sense so much to take your friends to Bill Mehlhorn, the golfer, also task. Be thankful that they like is a baseball fan. When he isnt you. whaling them off Despair Often Close Few know the thin partitions the tee or sinking a that nothing separate their fellow men birdie, pleases him more from despair. If youre going to be lonesome than to watch the national pastime anyway, why not climb to the top . . . Both the Cards of the ladder of fame? Life Is but a fleeting show yet and the Cubs say is the best show man has on it that Jimmy Ripple would The Mere Lapse of Years Is Not Life Leave Worker Alone ... be of fax earth. more assistance to the Giants If he played deeper Lieutenant Colonel HOTEL Temple Square Rates $1.50 to $ 3.00 The Hotel Temple Square ha. a highly desirable, friendly atmosphere. You will always find it immaculate. supremely comfortable, and thoroughly agreeable. You can therefore understand why this hotel 1st HIGHLY RECOMMENDED You can also appreciate whyt PHOTOGRAPHY ft's a mark of distinction to atop at this boautiful hostelry C. ROSSITER, Mgr. Boll Developed lit size or- - smaller, S beautiful enlargements from your roll 25c. Wisconsin Photoshop, West Salem, Wis. ERNEST ... Abe Hollow, Colonel WIdeners aide, took the fashion plate title away from the glamorous Kansas Price at Aqueduct last week. Did it with a bright orange suit . . . Olympic statisticians note that it will take 80 tons of meat and poultry, 17 tons of fish, 120 tons of vegetables, 55 tons of flour, 17 tons of butter, 34,000 gallons of milk, 280,000 eggs, 32,000 oranges 52,600 grapefruits and 105,200 lemons to feed the athletes during two weeks of competition. The lemons, no doubt, will be obtained free. Some of Colonel Rupperts very good friends insist that the Yankees tried to trade Lefty Gomez several weeks ago . . . Bookie Tim (I dont read the damn paper) Mara sounds like a broken record of George Giv-when he lays down the law to his Turf and Gridiron Club followers. He dese, dose and dems the poor little bookies to death . . . Before he took baseball seriously the Cubs Tex Carleton used to be a rodeo official down in Fort Worth. Was a scorekeeper, setting down the times and records for calf roping and similar events . . .Just for the sake of argument if the rule concerning the maximum amount of hand bandages had not been enforced, wouldnt Schmel-in- g have been able to hit harder, see youre all sunshine again. Just between the bunch of us, would r.ny of you like to chirp as to how Babe Ruth has helped elevate you to your present blithe position?" But, to avert woeful doings, the reporter must to supply the answer himself. Undoubtedly Joe Di Maggie, best rookie of several years, has filled a dire outfield need. Tony Laz-ze- ri supplies a shrewd steadying influence. Frankie Crosetti, living up to predictions that once seemed unlikely to be realized, may really be the spark plug of the team. Lou Gehrigs hitting is . But enough of such things. The point is that the d Tanks of a year or two ago also abounded with single individuals of too? far more than average worth. Tet Crew coaches continue the most they ever were failing in the clutch. hard boiled of all sporting gents Now they are far out in the lead of a race before and the shrillest the American League parade. The As usureason for their success you can squawkers afterwards Yale the Leadei . . . al, supplies twist it about and also obtain the disastrous dope concerning the gold Even though he was quite a foot embroidered Red Sox is that Joe racer years ago, oblivion seems to be catching up with Bill Bingham, McCarthy is not milling along with Harvard a collections of stars. He is head- Note to Olympicof delegate . . . the Huron Basethe. boys ing a team. ball club Sorry, but your card did Being an old Babe Ruth boy, I not arrive in time. Hans rather hate to admit this, but it is Wagner made a swell Hope speech. the truth. During his two final seaBuddy Hassett crooned so handsons with the club, and even last at the somely party tossed year when the memory of his by Mrs. Jimmybirthday (once Eaves) Lady deeds still lingered, there mighty was tension, a divided loyalty in Jordan for Mrs. Frenchy Bordagar-a- y that the Broadway night clubs clubhouse and dugout. are waving contracts at the again It was a state of affairs, this con- Brooklyn first sacker . . . Jazz flict between a manager and a once a Baltimore baseball Rogers, dominant personality, which neinow runs a seafood house ther the Babe nor McCarthy could official, on Forty-thir-d Street, New York handle. No doubt both of them sin- . . . Bobby (Manhattan F. C.) and cerely deplored it. 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