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Show THE RICH COUim REAPER RANDOLPH. UTAH LONG SENTENCE Tobacco Chewing Is Listed Ulysses, by James Joyce, Is beAmong Ways to Start a Fire to contain the longest sentence lieved Everybody knows fhat smokers ever written In any novel since the Introduction of punctuation.' It Is than 12,000 words, composed of more ' . says Colliers. often contribute to fire hazards, but now, under certain circumstances, tobacco chewers are In the same category. At a recent safety conference It was shown how the bleaching room of a textile factory Is no place to chew in. The Insurance engineers sprinkled sawdust on a table on which was spilled a small quantity of bleach containing sodium peroxide. Tobacco Juice on this combination caused a burst of flame. -- By FLOYD GIBBONS Famous Headline Hunter. Pete Gill of New York City. todays Distinguished Adventurer, and since theres room for one more in the Adventurers Club, we wont have always trouble a seat for him. Pete is a ship steward not a any finding steward on a big ocean liner, but the sort of one who has charge of the feeding of the crew on a tramp steamer. That kind of a steward goes a heck of a lot of places and sees a heck of a lot of things. , YEAE13 "For thirty year PARKERS HAIR BALSAM lor four or in Adlerika. Many report action in 30 minutes after taking just one dose. Adlerika gives complete action, clean- ing your bowel tract where ordinary laxatives do not even reach. Dr. H. L. Shoub, New York,' reports: (,In addition to intestinal cleansing, Adlerika checks the growth ot in- testinal bacteria and colon bacilli. g KILLS INSECTS ON ROWERS VEGETABLES Give your stomach and bowels a real cleansing with Adlerika and see how good you feel. Just one spoonful relieves GAS and chronic constipation. Sold by all druggists and drug departments. FRUITS & SHRUBS Demand original sealed bottles, from your dealer WNU W Batons Dandruff-Stop- s I had fivo days. I also had awful gas bloating, headaches and pain in tha back, Adtarika helped right away. Now bananas, I eat sausage,1 want and pie, anything Cultivating Poise felt better, I sleep soundly ell night Poise Is fostered by cultivating a never Schott. Mabel Mrs, and enjoy life, good deal of dont care. If you are suffering from constipation, sleeplessness, sour stomach, and gas bloating, there is quick relief for you And usually, be has a beck of a lot of things happen to him, too. Well, sir. Pete Is no exception to that rule. Hes had plenty of things of them all was that adventure In happen to him. But the "most Australia? In the spring of 1922 His ship sailed out of San Francisco tn May, and its first stop was at a port that went by the peculiar name of Rockhampton Meat Works. It was just a canning factory dock, about four miles from the town of Rockhampton on the northeast coast of Australia. Rockhampton itself was only a small town. The whole doggone region wasnt very thickly populated. Between the town and the meat works there was a strip of desert that wasnt Inhabited at all. It was Petes first trip to Australia and be wanted to see the place, so he decided to take a walk to Rockhampton. Before be left be arranged to4meet some of his shipmates in town at a pub run by a man named Jack Oak. He started out about 4 oclock in the afternoon. And as be left a longshoreman warned him: Watch out for dingoes. This part of the country is full of them. Ever Hear of Dingoes? Theyre Wild Dogs Pete had heard of dingoes the wild dogs of Australia but he had never, thought thered be any that near the coast He didnt take the longshoremans warning any too seriously, but be did cut himself a good stout stick to defend himself with, just In case some of those wild pooches did come along. Pete walked for about two miles without seeing a sign of any wild animal. He had covered half bis Journey by then, and be was beginning to think that longshoremans story was just a lot of horse feathers. Then suddenly he heard a sharp yelp behind him and whirled abouL There, not a hundred feet away from him were six dingoes, their heads down, foam dripping from their jaws, making for him at full speed. Pete knew better than to try to run from a pack of dogs. That was just what they wanted. A dog is most dangerous when pursuing a fleeing quarry. He stood in his tracks and faced the oncoming beasts, thanking his lucky stars that he had stopped to cut the stick, which he now held poised, ready to swing at the first dingo that came at him. In a few seconds, Pete says, they were on me. 1 swung the stick and beat the first one off. 1 had barely time to whip the stick up again when another jumped. 1 knocked that one down. Then the dogs drew off a bit and began to circle around me." That was what Pete bad been afraid of. 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Firestone conceived the idea that farm work would be easier, faster, and more economical if it were done Guorante- eUiis baa y, Sspa on rubber. It was on the Old Homestead farm in Columbiana County, Ohio, which Mr. Firestone 6till operates, that he directed engineers and developed a practical pneumatic tire for tractors and every other wheeled implement on the farm. The result was a n tire so unusual in design and so amazing in performance that a patent was issued on the tire by the United States Patent Office at Washington. On tractors, Firestone Ground Grip Tires will do the work 25 per cent faster with a saving of 25 per cent in fuel cost. On sprayers, combines, binders and other farm implements they reduce draft 40 to 50 per cent; do not pack the soil, sink into soft ground or malre ruts; protect equipment; do not damage crops and vines speed up every farm operation. One set of tires will fit several implements. Tires : can be changed quickly from one implement to another.1 Two or three sets are all you need care of practically all your farm implements. See the Firestone Tire Dealer, implement dealer or Firestone Auto Supply and Service Store today and in placing your order for new equipment, be sure to specify Firestone Ground Grip Tires on your new tractor or farm implement. . Traci I an Iraad is gsaraslaad sol to looMaftom the the body ender aay conditions, and all ether pails oi I hs lire am felly gearanleed super-tractio- to stive satisfaction. . FOR CARS The Snarling Devils Were Lunging at Him From All Sides. op againsL Anything that would keep those snarling, snapping devils out In front of him, where he could hold them off. But on that flat, sandy stretch of Australian desert there was no shelter for miles. Odds Against Him Were Six to One. Behind him a third dog growled and closed in. Pete turned to beat him off, and as he did so another leaped at his throaL If that dog had made It the battle would have been all over but somehow he managed to get his stick between him and the animal. A fifth dog jumped and tore the sleeve off Petes coat For ten minutes Pete fought on. He didnt get off unscathed, either. That dog that had taken bis coat sleeve had taken a little flesh along with It . His trousers were in shreds, and blood was streaming from his fingers, legs and 1 was pretty weak from swinging, he says, and from the loss of arms. blood, although by that time I had almost beaten one of the dingoes to death, they were still coming at me." Courage Plus a Big Stick Saved Him. Then the battle began to turn In Petes favor. Two of the dingoes ran away. Another was laid out on the sand, half dead from the beating Pete had given it He made another vicious swing and laid out another dog, but the remaining two still kept coming. By that time courage began to come creeping back Into Petes body. He began- to feel that maybe he could handle those two remaining dogs after all. And then over the top of a sand dune came a man a native of the country. He raised a rifle and there was a sharp crack. The last two dogs turned and ran, and in another minute Pete was being half carried toward the town of Rockhampton. The Australian took Pete to Jack Oaks pub, and they put a couple of stiff drinks of brandy Into him and tied up bis wounds. After that, Pete felt better again. Jack Oak drove him back to his ship In his car, and the ships doctor If I had only known did the rest But heres the joke of the whole business. .enough to light a match, says Pete, Id have been all right, because the dingoes don't likeflre and wont go anywhere near it - WNU Service. 4.404.504.75-2- 1 4.755.00-1- 9 4,504.755.00-20..- bandit-infeste- d Ireland and Christianity The Irish became Christians largely' through the work of St Patrick, In the Fifth century, and for about six centuries after Ireland was the home of learning, of the arts and industries, island of saints and scholars." 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