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Show THE RICH COUNTY REAPER, RANDOLPH, UTAH Twelve Years Mayor and Going Strong! a man who has been of a big city for twelve years finds out how to live, his words are worth listening to. E. N. Kirby of Abilene, Texas, discovered the simple way to health about ten years ago (he is now 64.) I am now a new man, and as active as a boy, says Mr. Kirby. I feel fine all the time and rarely have an ache or a pain, although for twenty-fiv- e years I suffered with rheumatism, and sometimes was unable to stand or walk. I-- would not give up my simple health discovery no, not for five thousand dollars in gold! That discovery was Nujoll Thats the wonderful thing about Nujol. Although it is not a medicine and contains absolutely no drugs, its harmless internal lubrication seems to make people feel better and look on the brighter side of life, whether they are old or young. Of course you can understand why Hon. E. N. Kirby, for twelve years this is so: we all of us have natural of Abilene, Texas, who Mayor us make bodies our that in poisons secret of success. discovered low our in has and feel headachy,-sicminds. Nujol, which is as tasteless and colorless as pure water, helps to much as any other machine. After a absorb these and carry them away, few days you will be surprised at the easily, regularly as clock work. difference in the way you feel. You Instead of drugging and irritating can get Nujol in a sealed package in store. Nujol may change your body with pills, cathartics, any drug laxatives, and other your whole outlook on life. Get a drugs, give your body the internal bottle today and give yourself a lubrication which it needs, just as chance to be well! WHEN Ex-May-or 7 ftViws,w cmt "WETAUUSii TO l&T6rt habit-formi- HOT 6 . ICCoWrhty ng fry, THE FEATHERHEADS Striving to Please Weed le ss Pain! The man who wouldnt drive his motorcar half a mile when its out of order, will often drive his brain all day with a head thats throbbing. Such punishment for ones nerves! its unnecessary. ' isnt very good Its unwise, and A tablet or two of Bayer Aspirin will relieve a headache every time. So, remember this accepted antidote for pain, and spare yourself a lot of needless suffering. Read the proven directions and youll discover many valuable uses for these tablets. For headaches; to check colds. To ease a sore throat and reduce the infection. For relieving neuralgic, neuritic, rheumatic pain. People used to wonder if Bayer Aspirin was harmful. The doctors Aspirin piece o col mince sence dis time de horrible suspicion cums over me dat Pm keepinLent Hard Worker' j Quizz Did you hear about the man who works nights lying on his back on a couch and gets good money for ' - ' It? " It be? Who could Quip Quizz An observatory scientist. '"r yis-terd- y, ' ) Judge Expert Testimony If. as you admit you were three miles away digging potatoes when this man was arrested for speeding. how can you testify that the car was going at the most only twenty miles an hour? Sambo Jedge, Ah used to own that I NOT BAD FOR HIM No Flat Tires Blinks Doesnt it 'make you laugh to think of the old horse and buggy days? Jinks Yes, except when I remember that a tack in the road wouldnt spoil a trip in those days. VICTIM OF HABIT caabl Playing Fair Politician How did the senator get so many votes in this district? Committeeman He was seen paying That showed he his railroad fare. wasn't with the railroad interests. ' Billson Youre happy because ev things so dull? Isnt that bad for for mine Im business? JHson--N- ot a scissors grinder. , ; , Aa Awful Thought Weary Raggies I guess de religious people hev. done us at last Wandering Willie Hows datpnrd? Weary Raggies Wn I realize dat fed me face on nuthin bat a ... re - Answering Dutys Call Buck Can you give me a definition of an orator. Private Sure. Hes the fellow whos always ready to lay down your life for his country. One Way Cant seem to get my son Inter- ested in the office work. Get a better looking stenographer. First Burglar Youre a heck of a burglar Youve forgotten your tools, eh? Second Burglar Yes, clean forgot em I I was a plumber once, 1 you know. Consolation Husband When Im dead and gone youll never get another man like me. Wife Well, thats some consolation. answered that question years ago. It is not. Some folks still wonder if it really does relieve pain. Thats settled! For millions of men and women have found it does. To cure the cause of any pain you must consult your doctor; but you may always turn to Bayer Aspirin for immediate relief. is tbs trade nark of Bsyer Manufacture of Moaoacaticaddeater of When are upset Baby ills and ailments seem twice as serious at night. A sudden cry may mean colic. Or a sudden attack of diarrhea a condition it is always important to check quickly. How would you meet this emergency tonight? Have you a bottle of Castoria ready ? There is nothing that can take the place of this harmless but effective remedy for children ; nothing that acts quite the same, or has quite the same comforting effect on them. For the protection of your wee one for your own peace of mind keep this old, reliable prepara tion always on hand. But dont keep it just for emergencies; let it be an everyday aid. Its gentle influence will ease and soothe the infant who cannot sleep. Its mild regulation will help an older child whose tongue is coated because of sluggish bowels. All druggists have Castoria; the genuine bears Chas. H. Fletchers signature oa the wrapper. . |