| Show TELL OF TRAITS OF SOME HUBBIES bewildered Bewilder ea young wives have confab two years ago she was a bride but now cow she lias has graduated into tile the realm of the young marri eds and I 1 learned about the strange behavior of nf husbands from froin her although she Is still madly in love the passage of oc two years has revealed certain oddities lit III jhb man of her choice that she never tires tire of delineating in fact slie she tells we irle that the only way she can convince herself self that the youth Is not absolutely cuckoo in spots Is to hopin lop in latr flivver of an afternoon and make tia the rounds of her married contemporaries it la Is then that she discovers th t her bill Is not unique but most strangely like unto tom dick and harry at such times young wives air their grievances and the conversation runs something like this the first six months that gewere we were married bill hated to see company conie coine ile he resented the calls of hla his friends as an intrusion upon our happiness hap bIness but now if the doorbell rings lie almost knocks me down to fo see who it Is it if it Is a visiting gent lie he falls on his neck with loud cries of 11 hello ello tom old kid I 1 have drive aarink hare a cigarette have n anything I 1 ilo iio war yu anyway 11 this little incident lias has been re pentad time after time in every home to the mystification 0 of f y young ung wives who cannot understand ti that 4 however charming no woman can be all things to her husband husban il forever when this idiosyncrasy ip 1 ex bal ballested ballasted lasted of its possibilities they move on to the exasperating ing retirement of the male behind the newspapers my dear its been months since I 1 saw tom alono alone when lie he was not screened from view by tile dally daily newspaper the first thing in the morning he grabs tile paper olt oft the porch and only emerges long enough to peck me over aver the edge of it when lie he goes to work in the evening the first word lie he says Is where Is the paper and the last of him till bedtime have you ever in your life seen anything to equal tile way they leave their clothes lying around the house dick never hangs up anything ile he drops fil his s clothes clot lies off wherever lie he Is st standing hilding actually its uncanny the way they retain the alie shape of his bodyl the legs of his trousers and the sleeves of ills his coat dont collapse t so that when I 1 stumble over them les its like coming upon his dismembered parts I 1 nothing to what flarry can do with the bathroom rug you know that cute little hand woven square that I 1 got for a wedding present well so far fair as i I 1 can see lie he does nothing but stand stan d on it in the most innocent manner as lie he shaves but when lie he quits the bathroom the rug acts as if it had biad convulsions its a positive tumor in the alie floor and then lie he bawls me line out when I 1 leave the lid ild off tile the tooth paste paje can you Ining imagine lne the ner nerve ve bill thinks its ita simply terrible when I 1 leave my toilet articles lying around but you should see his fishing tackle taccle lie ile said the hardest thing thin about me to get used to was running into spilled powder all over the place yet lie he has one special reel that lias has laid in full view on the secretary for two years our happiness would lo be 10 ruined if I 1 moved it lie he crazy toms pet names are what hat get me down ile he called roe me grand things before we were married liko ifko darling tind and sweetheart and beautiful 1 hut but now if lie he says days hello old dear im lucky for the most part lie he calls me fat fait now I 1 ask you what is your opinion of a man who thinks that fat fait is it a term of endearment de besides ini im not fat or nt at least not very I 1 just because ive gained five pounds pound since wo were married lie calls me 1116 tat fat its insulting sul 1 their sense of humor is the hardest to put up with I 1 ay one awful biot lot day we were ivere dressing to go out to dinner when dick chirruped chirrup ed honey oney would you like some lee ice water wafer with that lie gave me ale it a glass of water crain crammed nied to ti alie ie t top I 1 with the grandest ice fee honestly I 1 nearly fell dead because lie he just hates to get ml me 11 drink I 1 I 1 thou thought g lit my stars is dick going to be sick or something I 1 took a sip of water and it was nasty and warm warin I 1 shook it around to cool it off and took another sip sal but it was till still nasty and warm dick was pulling on oil ills his sock with ills his eyes on ohp colllns singing do d do leo deo 1 in III the nonchalant manner tire the 0 kiy wity lie does docs when hesteen lies hes been up tip to 0 something my aly dear do you know what hat that boy had done ilett tilled filled the alie glass with cellophane on off lie file cigarette packages pac kayes so ho that it looked exactly like icel I 1 was simply furious and lie was juit delighted a of what dick thinks Is funny and so the yount young wives lve po go on rd when they discuss tile the strange behavior of husbands hu |
