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eling bilto mused plodding pete I 1 was re ceded alth ith marks ol of distinction too numerous to mention people of wealth and position vied tied tor for my attention nhat are you sou doln dolny asked me an anderl dering ng mike dreaming Dream amin ln out louda loud no im about when rhen I 1 was as in kansas pretending pretend ln in I 1 was a farm hand lookin tur fur work SURE 1 the boarder lou lou advertised this place as being a summer resort h by the thermometer haan t been any lowe ione than 90 degrees eier eer since I 1 lie ne been beca here ars D al tzer well aint aln t SO go de r brewi sur merl sure what a 3 better than A holiday for the working wording man A raise in pay getting instructions my wife Is learning to cook b correspondence course she writes and asks how to mix inix biscuits and they reply by return mail what it if the biscuits are in danger ot of burning after she sets gets them in the oven ovena then she telegraphs do you know this kind do you know I 1 like that girl what a noice she has when she sings besides to me ter her talking noice Is just as aa ajeet sv eel well there s yet another thrill in store for you ou old chap walt wait till you get to knowing krio NNIng her better and she calls you up some time and starts to cooing to you ou 0 er the telephone st bt louis republic different directions first customer I 1 wish to select a vase floorwalker yes madam james show how the lady to the crockery depart ment second Cu customer tomer I 1 wish to select a lawz floorwalker yes madam george sho eho A the lady to the brie bri cabrae a brae department part ment the new M D P miss gossip what s tais I 1 hear about the doctors being no gentle mana miss matter ot of fact 1 es that s true miss G tell me about it what did be miss bliss AI 0 F its a lady y doctor Penna Penns hania INarda punch bowl home of literature 1 I thought boston was vas such a lit arar tow t n have trouble while you were there had hard work finding a book store and when I 1 found one they did not have a bartenders bartender s guide box office art jonee well lvell smithy smith how hoa did you like ilka the bhoj alion last night smith oh fair jones what was the plot alof smith don t know think it was betA between een the author and the manager to get 2 out of 0 the tha audience life allta rich in that and what he ha andril demanded am I 1 to have in return for all the anoney I 1 have spent on you 7 well you youve ve got the experience she he calil replied FORK OVER ir mr I 1 onder nonder chere the moneys coming from for that new ne hat of mrs HoId tIte from fro the mint I 1 suppose id liate hate to think jou ou vera ere a counterfeiter no never the mermaid teer makl is 19 a favored soul shea she s cleer and hes he 3 sweet but if she cannot hsc haic her ber ay she nener neer stamps hr feet fathers consent sir began tile the rn man n nerv busl I 1 I wish to ask 3 our consent tor for my marriage aith ith our daughter ell eha rejoined the parent R hat of 0 i our income Is it sufficient clent to support a wifel it Is boldly returned the slightly nettled aspirant and what nhat Is anore morel its sufficient to stand an occasional touch from my 1 wife lie a father then ehos bours ours my son eon lon don answers keeping up with providence in americus Amerl cus ga there Is an old man an w lie bo has quite a record lor for mary ing Fo fauries four urIes anes hale hae died on him and he has married the fifth after the fifth xi wedding edding a neighbor met the old rn man 8 r son on and said well john I 1 hear your our father has hag again I 1 ies I 1 es sir said the boy bo every time the lord takes ono one the old man takes another saturday evening post I 1 wily old sea serpent first sea serpent what s the use of fooling around awa ava out hero hem I 1 wh 3 were tere at least f he he miles fram shore lets ann swim im in scare the but butch ch and get our names in the papers second sea serpent aw AN v bats 17 ats the use 9 you know 3 lour last ear xe we merent within 2000 1000 miles of this 1 coast and net et all up and down it they ran our pictures and g gae ale us the best I 1 write ups wee had since weve neve been in n this business not for ornament Orn ment I 1 I 1 it is a mark ol of distinction lor for a i chinami Chinam China mn tn to wear near a yellow jacket said the summer boarder who tries to entertain with ith bits of information les es replied sl simling ITS heard tell about the smart things the chinese do but theres there s nobody kin make me believe that a chinaman nor manibod else kin tame a caller aller jacket soito so B to make it do fur ur an ornament thrifty lover 1 I see sea where chere a young man wants a girl who jilted him to reimburse him tor for the note paper he used in to her well hy doen dbent t he add additional charges for pen and ink he confesses that ho he always borrowed a fountain pen POOR MAN i U e a on Hende Herid fion elkon t 3 ou oil lle ille to bs be rich enough to do v what hat ou ell pleased no iso I 1 id d rather be rich enough to do nhat my m wife pleased aaen vanoi s plans mi kill bummer in the hills sis aill rolin ra atho has to foot the bills s summers amers here at home A wise parson mrs wesley weslei cross crosscut cut li oure surely not going to be aua aa wednesday night don dent t ou remember that Is the date deacon dunce has set tor for our pound rev crosscut firmly I 1 do my dear but I 1 grefer r refer the ounce ot of prep puck very much so did you ever come in touch vath solety society circles 7 oh yes I 1 ve va been knocked down once or twice by their autos |